Chords for Tenacious D - Double Team
Tempo:
132.55 bpm
Chords used:
A
Em
E
G
C
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
This next act asked me to read this.
Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, and Molly Hatchet could not be here tonight,
but they all had sex and are proud to announce the birth of their two-headed baby, Tenacious D.
So Tenacious D.
[Em]
[C] [A] Kyle Gass on lead guitar.
[G] [B] [Em] On lead vocal is me, JB.
[C]
[G] [A] [G] [Bb]
[B] [Em] I call him like I see him, [A] and man, there's a lot of possible [E] backstage [Em] Bettys in the audience tonight.
How's it going?
[C] That's the first [A] thing I say to you.
[G] How's it going?
Are you [B] flowing?
[Em]
Listen, honey.
[C] Thinking about a couple [E] [A] things to say to you.
[G] Showing, [B] [Em] growing.
Man, I'd like to place [C] my hand upon your fucking sexy [A] ass and squeeze.
[G] And [B] squeeze.
[Em] Take off [C] your blouse and [A]
take [G] a look.
[B] Cause hear [E] me and KG come naked [Bb] out [A] of [G] the side [E] hatch.
The oils [Bb] and perfume [A] and [Em]
[E] incense.
Now you're [Bb] grooving.
[A] Load out a cool [G] [E] 70's groove.
[A] A funky groove to fuck [E] too.
[A] A funky groove to [B] fuck too.
[E]
[Em] [A] [D] You guessed it, me.
[E] Me and [A] KG.
It's all [Em] about sex [A] supreme.
[B] We like to green [E] jeans.
Have you ever been worked on [A] by two guys who are hot for your snatch?
[E]
That's what I'm [G] offering [A] you.
[Em] You step into our room.
[A] And then [Em] you smell the perfumes.
You lay upon our roundish bed.
And then you feel a tickling on your head.
[Bm] It's KG [E] with the feather.
The French [Em] tickler.
Look out, baby.
[A] He got the tools.
[Em] [Bm]
And then you [E] feel something down by your feet.
It's me.
It's J.B.
I'm sucking on your [Em] toes.
You don't mind sucking on toes.
[A] [Em]
You're not finding a boyfriend who sucks [D] out.
[C] Having [B] sex with me and [C] KG.
Now you're [B] talking double team.
[A] Supreme.
[C] [G] [D] [A] [C]
[G] [Bb] [C] [Eb]
[F] [Ab]
[Bb] [D]
[E] [Gb]
Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, and Molly Hatchet could not be here tonight,
but they all had sex and are proud to announce the birth of their two-headed baby, Tenacious D.
So Tenacious D.
[Em]
[C] [A] Kyle Gass on lead guitar.
[G] [B] [Em] On lead vocal is me, JB.
[C]
[G] [A] [G] [Bb]
[B] [Em] I call him like I see him, [A] and man, there's a lot of possible [E] backstage [Em] Bettys in the audience tonight.
How's it going?
[C] That's the first [A] thing I say to you.
[G] How's it going?
Are you [B] flowing?
[Em]
Listen, honey.
[C] Thinking about a couple [E] [A] things to say to you.
[G] Showing, [B] [Em] growing.
Man, I'd like to place [C] my hand upon your fucking sexy [A] ass and squeeze.
[G] And [B] squeeze.
[Em] Take off [C] your blouse and [A]
take [G] a look.
[B] Cause hear [E] me and KG come naked [Bb] out [A] of [G] the side [E] hatch.
The oils [Bb] and perfume [A] and [Em]
[E] incense.
Now you're [Bb] grooving.
[A] Load out a cool [G] [E] 70's groove.
[A] A funky groove to fuck [E] too.
[A] A funky groove to [B] fuck too.
[E]
[Em] [A] [D] You guessed it, me.
[E] Me and [A] KG.
It's all [Em] about sex [A] supreme.
[B] We like to green [E] jeans.
Have you ever been worked on [A] by two guys who are hot for your snatch?
[E]
That's what I'm [G] offering [A] you.
[Em] You step into our room.
[A] And then [Em] you smell the perfumes.
You lay upon our roundish bed.
And then you feel a tickling on your head.
[Bm] It's KG [E] with the feather.
The French [Em] tickler.
Look out, baby.
[A] He got the tools.
[Em] [Bm]
And then you [E] feel something down by your feet.
It's me.
It's J.B.
I'm sucking on your [Em] toes.
You don't mind sucking on toes.
[A] [Em]
You're not finding a boyfriend who sucks [D] out.
[C] Having [B] sex with me and [C] KG.
Now you're [B] talking double team.
[A] Supreme.
[C] [G] [D] [A] [C]
[G] [Bb] [C] [Eb]
[F] [Ab]
[Bb] [D]
[E] [Gb]
Key:
A
Em
E
G
C
A
Em
E
This next act asked me to read this. _ _
Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, and Molly Hatchet could not be here tonight,
but they all had sex and are proud to announce the birth of their two-headed baby, Tenacious D.
_ So Tenacious D. _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [Em] _ _ _ _
[C] _ _ _ _ _ [A] Kyle Gass on lead guitar.
[G] _ _ [B] _ [Em] On lead vocal is me, JB.
_ [C] _ _ _ _
[G] _ [A] _ _ _ [G] _ _ _ [Bb] _
[B] _ _ [Em] _ I call him like I see him, [A] and man, there's a lot of possible _ [E] backstage [Em] Bettys _ in the audience tonight.
How's it going?
[C] _ That's the first [A] thing I say to you.
[G] How's it going?
Are you [B] flowing?
[Em] _
_ Listen, honey.
_ [C] Thinking about a couple [E] [A] things to say to you.
[G] _ Showing, [B] [Em] growing.
Man, I'd like to place [C] my hand upon your fucking sexy [A] ass and squeeze. _ _ _
[G] And [B] squeeze.
_ [Em] _ _ Take off [C] your blouse and _ [A] _ _ _
take [G] a look.
[B] Cause hear [E] me and KG come naked [Bb] out [A] of [G] the side [E] hatch.
The oils [Bb] and perfume [A] and [Em]
[E] incense.
Now you're [Bb] grooving.
[A] Load out a cool [G] [E] 70's groove.
_ [A] _ A funky groove to fuck [E] too.
_ _ [A] A funky groove to [B] fuck too.
[E] _ _ _ _
[Em] _ _ [A] _ _ _ [D] You guessed it, me.
[E] Me and [A] KG.
It's all [Em] about sex [A] supreme.
[B] We like to green [E] jeans.
Have you ever been worked on [A] by two guys who are hot for your snatch?
[E] _
_ That's what I'm [G] offering [A] you. _
[Em] _ _ _ You step into our room.
[A] And then [Em] you smell the perfumes.
You lay upon our roundish bed.
And then you feel a tickling on your head.
[Bm] It's KG [E] with the feather.
The French [Em] tickler.
Look out, baby.
[A] He got the tools.
[Em] _ _ [Bm]
And then you [E] feel something down by your feet.
It's me.
It's J.B.
I'm sucking on your [Em] toes.
You don't mind sucking on toes.
[A] _ _ _ _ _ _ [Em]
You're not finding a boyfriend who sucks [D] out. _
_ _ [C] _ Having [B] sex with me and [C] KG.
Now you're [B] talking double team.
[A] Supreme.
_ [C] _ [G] _ _ [D] _ [A] _ _ [C] _
[G] _ _ [Bb] _ _ [C] _ _ _ [Eb] _
_ _ [F] _ _ _ [Ab] _ _ _
[Bb] _ _ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [E] _ _ [Gb] _ _ _
Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, and Molly Hatchet could not be here tonight,
but they all had sex and are proud to announce the birth of their two-headed baby, Tenacious D.
_ So Tenacious D. _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [Em] _ _ _ _
[C] _ _ _ _ _ [A] Kyle Gass on lead guitar.
[G] _ _ [B] _ [Em] On lead vocal is me, JB.
_ [C] _ _ _ _
[G] _ [A] _ _ _ [G] _ _ _ [Bb] _
[B] _ _ [Em] _ I call him like I see him, [A] and man, there's a lot of possible _ [E] backstage [Em] Bettys _ in the audience tonight.
How's it going?
[C] _ That's the first [A] thing I say to you.
[G] How's it going?
Are you [B] flowing?
[Em] _
_ Listen, honey.
_ [C] Thinking about a couple [E] [A] things to say to you.
[G] _ Showing, [B] [Em] growing.
Man, I'd like to place [C] my hand upon your fucking sexy [A] ass and squeeze. _ _ _
[G] And [B] squeeze.
_ [Em] _ _ Take off [C] your blouse and _ [A] _ _ _
take [G] a look.
[B] Cause hear [E] me and KG come naked [Bb] out [A] of [G] the side [E] hatch.
The oils [Bb] and perfume [A] and [Em]
[E] incense.
Now you're [Bb] grooving.
[A] Load out a cool [G] [E] 70's groove.
_ [A] _ A funky groove to fuck [E] too.
_ _ [A] A funky groove to [B] fuck too.
[E] _ _ _ _
[Em] _ _ [A] _ _ _ [D] You guessed it, me.
[E] Me and [A] KG.
It's all [Em] about sex [A] supreme.
[B] We like to green [E] jeans.
Have you ever been worked on [A] by two guys who are hot for your snatch?
[E] _
_ That's what I'm [G] offering [A] you. _
[Em] _ _ _ You step into our room.
[A] And then [Em] you smell the perfumes.
You lay upon our roundish bed.
And then you feel a tickling on your head.
[Bm] It's KG [E] with the feather.
The French [Em] tickler.
Look out, baby.
[A] He got the tools.
[Em] _ _ [Bm]
And then you [E] feel something down by your feet.
It's me.
It's J.B.
I'm sucking on your [Em] toes.
You don't mind sucking on toes.
[A] _ _ _ _ _ _ [Em]
You're not finding a boyfriend who sucks [D] out. _
_ _ [C] _ Having [B] sex with me and [C] KG.
Now you're [B] talking double team.
[A] Supreme.
_ [C] _ [G] _ _ [D] _ [A] _ _ [C] _
[G] _ _ [Bb] _ _ [C] _ _ _ [Eb] _
_ _ [F] _ _ _ [Ab] _ _ _
[Bb] _ _ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [E] _ _ [Gb] _ _ _