Chords for Tenacious D - Double Team

This next act asked me to read this. _ _
Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, and Molly Hatchet could not be here tonight,
but they all had sex and are proud to announce the birth of their two-headed baby, Tenacious D.
_ So Tenacious D. _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [Em] _ _ _ _
[C] _ _ _ _ _ [A] Kyle Gass on lead guitar.
[G] _ _ [B] _ [Em] On lead vocal is me, JB.
_ [C] _ _ _ _
[G] _ [A] _ _ _ [G] _ _ _ [Bb] _
[B] _ _ [Em] _ I call him like I see him, [A] and man, there's a lot of possible _ [E] backstage [Em] Bettys _ in the audience tonight.
How's it going?
[C] _ That's the first [A] thing I say to you.
[G] How's it going?
Are you [B] flowing?
[Em] _
_ Listen, honey.
_ [C] Thinking about a couple [E] [A] things to say to you.
[G] _ Showing, [B] [Em] growing.
Man, I'd like to place [C] my hand upon your fucking sexy [A] ass and squeeze. _ _ _
[G] And [B] squeeze.
_ [Em] _ _ Take off [C] your blouse and _ [A] _ _ _
take [G] a look.
[B] Cause hear [E] me and KG come naked [Bb] out [A] of [G] the side [E] hatch.
The oils [Bb] and perfume [A] and [Em]
[E] incense.
Now you're [Bb] grooving.
[A] Load out a cool [G] [E] 70's groove.
_ [A] _ A funky groove to fuck [E] too.
_ _ [A] A funky groove to [B] fuck too.
[E] _ _ _ _
[Em] _ _ [A] _ _ _ [D] You guessed it, me.
[E] Me and [A] KG.
It's all [Em] about sex [A] supreme.
[B] We like to green [E] jeans.
Have you ever been worked on [A] by two guys who are hot for your snatch?
[E] _
_ That's what I'm [G] offering [A] you. _
[Em] _ _ _ You step into our room.
[A] And then [Em] you smell the perfumes.
You lay upon our roundish bed.
And then you feel a tickling on your head.
[Bm] It's KG [E] with the feather.
The French [Em] tickler.
Look out, baby.
[A] He got the tools.
[Em] _ _ [Bm]
And then you [E] feel something down by your feet.
It's me.
It's J.B.
I'm sucking on your [Em] toes.
You don't mind sucking on toes.
[A] _ _ _ _ _ _ [Em]
You're not finding a boyfriend who sucks [D] out. _
_ _ [C] _ Having [B] sex with me and [C] KG.
Now you're [B] talking double team.
[A] Supreme.
_ [C] _ [G] _ _ [D] _ [A] _ _ [C] _
[G] _ _ [Bb] _ _ [C] _ _ _ [Eb] _
_ _ [F] _ _ _ [Ab] _ _ _
[Bb] _ _ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _
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_ _ [E] _ _ [Gb] _ _ _