Chords for TENACIOUS D - Kickapoo

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_ [G] _ A [Dm] long-ass fuckin' time ago, in a town called Kickapoo,
[Am] There lived a humble family, religious through and through,
[F] But the eight-air was a black [C] sheep, and he knew just [G] what to do.
[Dm] His name was Young JP, and he refused to step in line,
[Am] A vision he did see of fucking rocking all the time.
[F] He wrote a tasty jam, [C] and all the planets did [G] align. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[A] Oh, the dragon's bald for blazing, and [C] I stepped into his cave,
[G] And I sliced his fucking cockles [Bb] with a long and shiny blade.
[A] Cause I'll fuck a dragon, [C] fuck a lion, sing fuck-a-loo,
[G] And if you try to fuck with [Bb] me, then I shall [A] fuck you _ too.
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[G] I got a stone in [A] the party zone.
_ _ [B] [C] I got some dude alone [A] in the party zone.
I [G] _ _
got a stone [A] in the party zone.
_ _ [C] _ I [G] got a stone in the [A] party zone. _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ [F] And_
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_ _ _ _ [G] You dissipate my [Bb] orders somewhere where you belong.
[F] Your brother's king times better than [Ab] you, Jesus loves him more.
[G] This music that you play for [Bb] us comes from the depths of hell.
[F] Rock and roll's the devil's [Ab] work, he wants you to rebel.
[G] You become a mindless puppet, [Bb] there's a battle over [F] springs.
Your heart will lose [Ab] direction, and chaos it [G] will bring.
_ [Bb] You better shut [F] your mouth, you better watch [G] your tone.
_ [A] [Bb] You got it [F] more weak with no [G] telephone. _
_ [A] _ [Bb] Don't let me hear [F] you cry, don't let me [G] hear you moan.
_ [A] _ [Bb] You gotta [F] praise the Lord when you're in [G] my home.
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_ _ _ [G] _ Dio, can you hear me?
[Bb] I am lost and so alone.
[F] I'm asking for your guidance, won't you come down from your throne?
[G] I need a tight compadre [Bb] who will teach me how to rock.
[F] My father thinks you're evil, [Ab] but man, he can suck [Fm] a cock.
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Rock is not the devil's [Bb] work, it's magical and [Bb] rad.
[F] I'll never rock as long as [Ab] I am stuck here with [G] my dad.
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_ [Bb] _ _ [Ab] _ [C] I hear you brave young jables, you are hungry for the rock.
But to [Bb] learn the ancient methods, secret doors you must [C] unlock.
Escape your father's clutches in this oppressive neighborhood.
On a [B] journey you must go to [Bb] find the land of Hollywood.
[C] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ In the city of fallen angels, [F] where the ocean meets [Ab] the sand.
[C] You will form a strong alliance, [F] and the world's most [Ab] awesome band.
[C] To find your fame and fortune, [F] through the valley you must [Ab] walk.
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You will face our inner demons, [F] now go [Ab] my son and [D] _ rock.
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_ _ [G] So Bill can fucking kick a poo with hunger in his heart.
[D] And he journeyed far and wide to find the secrets of his art.
But [Bb] in the end he knew [F] that he would find his [C] counterpart.
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