Chords for the baby's done a poo

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_ _ _ _ [F#m] _ _ _ _
[Bm] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _
_ _ I [D] remember one time, _ _ we were [G] on a journey _
We were heading [F#m] for the _ seaside, _ _ for [B] the day _
We _ were [Em] nearly halfway [A] there, [Em] we were having [F#m] fun
[Em] Just driving [F#m] down the road [Em] with the radio [F#m] on
[G] When [A] Jack pulled [G] over, cos he [A] felt [D] unwell
[G] He felt [F#m] unwell [G] on the [A] count of [D] the smell
[G] Then everybody [A] else said they [F#m] could smell it [B] as well
_ _ [G] Mum [A] said, what could [F#m] it [B] be?
[G] So I pointed [A] to the [G] passenger [D] next to me _ _
_ _ And [Bm] said, the baby's [F#m] done a poo, [G] the baby's [D] done a poo
[F#m] It's not a big surprise, cos [B] that's what babies do
But [Em] this was not [A] just your regular [F#m] _ [B] peppery one
Oh [E] no, something [A] really [G] bad just came [A] out of [D] his bum
There [F#m] _ _ _ _ [Bm] _ _ _ _
[A] _ _ _ _ _ _ was [D] another time when, _ _ I think it [G] was Christmas
_ And _ all the [F#m] family came round, _ for a party [B] one day
_ And _ we [Em] all sang [F#m] some songs [G] and we ate [F#m] some food
[Em] Everyone [F#m] was getting [Em] in the festive [F#m] mood
[G] Until [A] Uncle [G] John said he [A] felt [D] unwell
[G] He felt [F#m] unwell [G] on the [F#m] count of [D] the smell
[G] Then everybody [A] else said [F#m] they could smell it [B] as well
_ [G] And they all [A] said, what could [F#m] it [B] be?
[G] So I [A] pointed to the [G] baby on my [A]
[D] uncle's knee
And you know what I said?
_ I [Bm] said, the baby's [F#m] done a poo, [G] the baby's [D] done a poo
[F#m] It's not a big surprise, cos [B] that's what babies do
But [Em] this was not [A] just your regular [F#m] _ [B] peppery one
Oh [E] no, something [A] really [G] bad just came [A] out of [D] his bum
_ _ [F#] _ _ _ _
[Bm] And Mum looked [F#m] at Dad, [G] and Dad [D] looked at Mum
[Em] Dad said, don't look [B] at me, [G] because I changed [E] the [A] last one
[G] And they [A] talked about it way too long
[D] _
[G] And the smell [A] got really strong
[Bm] _
[Em] And it got so strong [F#m] I could hardly breathe
I [Em] said, somebody change [F#m] that [A] baby _ please
[Bm] Because the baby's done [F#m] a poo, [G] the baby's done [D] a poo
[F#m] And I wouldn't go near him [B] if I were you
[Em] Cos it's not [A] just your regular [F#m] [B] peppery one _
[E] Oh no, something [A] really [G] bad just [A] came out [D] of his bum
_ Oh _ _ [Bm] yes, the [F#m] baby's done a poo, [G] the baby's [D] done a poo
[F#m] It's not a big surprise, cos [B] that's what babies [Bm] do
But [Em] this was not [A] just your [F#m] regular [B] peppery _ _ one
_ [E] No, something [A] really [E] bad, really, [A] really [E] bad
I mean really, [A] really bad [G] just came [A] out of [D] his bum _ _
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