The Real Slim Shady - Eminem (Lyrics) Chords

[Cm] _ [Ab] _ _ _ May I [G] have your attention [Ab] please?
May I have your attention please?
[G] Will the [C] real Slim Shady please stand [Ab] up?
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Will the real [Ab] Slim Shady please stand [Cm] up?
We're gonna have a problem here.
Y'all act like [Ab] you've never seen a white person before.
Jaws all on the floor like [G] Panicom, he just burst on the door.
[Fm] Started whooping her ass worse than before.
They [Ab] first were divorced, sewing her over furniture.
It's the return of the-
Aw, wait, no wait, you're kidding.
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?
And Dr.
Dre [Fm] said,
Nothing, [Eb] you idiots, Dr.
[Cm] Dre's dead.
He's locked in my basement.
[Ab] Feminists, women love him and him.
Chica, chica, chica, Slim Shady, I'm sick [G] of him.
Look at him, walking [Ab] around, grabbing his you-know-what, [Eb] flipping a you-know-who.
Yeah, but he's so cute though.
Yeah, I probably [Fm] got a couple of screws up in my head [Cm] loose,
But no worse than what's [G] going on in your parents' [Cm] bedrooms.
[Fm] Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let [Eb] loose,
Can't, but it's cool for Tom Green [Em] to hump a dead [Eb] moose.
My bum [Ab] is on your lips, my bum is on your lips,
[Eb] And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss.
And that's [Ab] the message that we deliver to little [Eb] kids,
And expect them not to know what a woman's [G] clitoris is.
[Cm] Of course they're gonna know what an intercourse is,
By the time they hit fourth grade, they got the Discovery [G] Channel.
Don't think [Ab] we ain't nothing but mammals.
Well, some of us cannibals who cut other people open like cantaloupes.
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes,
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope.
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote.
[Db] Women, wave your [Cm] pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes,
I'm Slim [Fm] Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady,
[Eb] All you other Slim [Bb] Shadys are just demonstrating,
[Cm] So won't the real Slim [Fm] Shady please stand [Eb] up?
Please stand [G] up, please stand [Cm] up,
Cause I'm Slim [Fm] Shady, yes, I'm the real [Eb] Shady,
All you other Slim [Dm] Shadys are just demonstrating,
[Cm] So won't the real Slim [Fm] Shady please stand [Eb] up?
Please stand [G] up, please stand [Cm] up,
Well, Slim [Fm] don't got a cluster that's rapping to sell records,
Well, I do, [G] so fuck him and fuck him [Eb] too.
You think I give a [Ab] damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even sell [G] me cool, let alone stand me.
But [Ab] Slim, what if you win?
Wouldn't it be weird?
Why, you guys can just lie to [G] get me here,
[Cm] So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears?
Excuse me, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs,
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst,
And hear him argue over who she gave head to first.
Little bitch put me on blast on [Fm] MTV,
[Cm] Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim,
Hee-hee, I should download her [Fm] audio on MP3,
[Cm] And show the whole world how you gave him an MVD.
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups,
All you do is annoy me,
So I have been sitting here to destroy you,
And there's a million of us just like me,
Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me,
Who dress like me, walk, talk, and act like me,
And just might be the next best thing,
But not quite me.
I'm Slim [Fm] Shady, yes I'm the real [Eb] Shady,
All you other Slim [G] Shadys are just Slim [Cm] Mudfadies,
So all the real [Fm] Slim Shady please stand [Eb] up,
Please stand [G] up, please stand [Cm] up.
Cause I'm Slim [Fm] Shady, yes I'm the real [Eb] Shady,
All you other Slim [Dm] Shadys are just Slim [Cm] Mudfadies,
So all the real [Fm] Slim Shady please stand [Eb] up,
Please stand up, [G] please stand [Ab] up.
I'm like a head trip to listen to,
Cause I'm only giving you things you joke about with your [G] friends,
Inside your living room the only difference [Ab] is I got the balls,
To say it in front of y'all, and I [G] don't gotta be false,
Or sugar [Eb] coated at all,
I [Ab] just get on the mic and spit it,
And whether you like to admit it,
[G] I just [Eb] shit better than 90% [Ab] of you rappers outkin,
[Eb] Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums,
It's funny,
[Ab] Is that the rate I'm going when I'm 30,
I be the only [G] person in the nursing home flirty,
[Ab] Pinching nurses asses when I'm jacking off at Jurgens,
And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of [G] Viagra isn't working,
And every single [Ab] person is a Slim Shady [Cm] lurking,
You could be working at Burger King,
Spitting on your onion ring,
Or in the [F] parking lot circling,
[Eb] Screaming I don't give a fuck,
With his windows down and his [Cm] system up,
So will the real Shady please stand [Eb] up,
And put one of those fingers on each hand up,
And be proud to [Fm] be out of your mind,
and out of control,
And one more time as loud as [Cm] you can,
How does it go,
I'm Slim [Fm] Shady,
Yes I'm the real [Eb] Shady,
All you other Slim [G] Shady's are just [Cm] immortating,
So won't the real [Fm] Slim Shady please stand [Eb] up,
Please stand [G] up,
Please stand [Cm] up,
Cause I'm Slim [Fm] Shady,
Yes I'm the real [Eb] Shady,
All you other Slim Shady's are [G] just [Cm] immortating,
So won't the real [Fm] Slim Shady please stand [Cm] up,
Please stand up,
Please stand up,
Cause I'm Slim Shady,
Yes [Fm] I'm the real [Eb] Shady,
All you other Slim [G] Stady's are Just Slimmer [Cm] Thaddy's
I want the Real [Fm] Slim Stady
Please [Eb] stand up
Please [G] stand up
Please [Cm] stand up
Cuz I'm Slim [Fm] Stady
Yes I'm the Real [Eb] Slim Stady
All you other Slim Stady's are [G] just Slimmer [Cm] Thaddy's
I want the Real Slim Stady
[Fm] Please [Eb] stand up
Please stand up
please stand up
Please stand up
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