The Technical Support song - Lancashire Hotpots Chords

Tempo:
146.9 bpm
Chords used:

D

A

G

Eb

Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
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The Technical Support song - Lancashire Hotpots chords
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[D] [A]
[D] All right, what's that all about?
You got problems with your computer?
Well, what am I, mum?
In technical support?
Right, here's what [D] I suggest.
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
Off and on again, off and on again
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
That [G] normally [A] does [D] the trick
Do you know about pressing ctrl-alt-delete?
Ctrl-alt-delete, ctrl-alt-delete
Do you know about pressing ctrl-alt-delete?
Is that of any use to you at all?
Oh, [G] is that of [A] any use to [D] you at all?
Well, you should have pressed save as you went along
As you went along, as you went along
You should have pressed save as you went along
[G] Cos you'll never [A] see that document [D]
again
If it can't read from the C drive, then it's not looking good
It's not looking good, I'll tell you, it isn't looking good
If it can't read from the C drive, then it isn't looking good
Is it still under 12 months guarantee?
Oh, is it still under 12 months guarantee?
[A] [D]
If you want my advice, then it's absolutely goose
[G]
Absolutely goose, [D] it's absolutely goose
If you want my advice, old lad, it's absolutely goose
[G]
It's looking [A] like a trip to [D] PC World
I didn't tell you this, but you could drop it on the floor
[G] Drop it on the floor, [D] drop it on the floor
I didn't tell you this, but you could drop it on the floor
[G] And claim on [A] your household [D] insurance
Oh yes, claim on your household insurance
You could [G]
claim on [A] your household [D] insurance
[A] [D] That's what you pay it for
Spilled some paint on your carpet as well, say you fell down the stairs
Don't worry about it
What, you're telling me you've dropped it on the floor and you're not covered for accidental damage?
What?
Sorry, [Eb] who is this?
There's no one of Bernard at this address, I'm sorry, you've got the wrong number
Good day to you, good day
[N]
Key:  
D
1321
A
1231
G
2131
Eb
12341116
D
1321
A
1231
G
2131
Eb
12341116
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To start learning The Lancashire Hotpots - The Technical Support Song chords, build your understanding on these basic chords - G, D and G in sequence. Use ChordU to start at a slow tempo and accelerate as you improve. Fine-tune the capo based on your vocal range, ensuring it complements the key of G Major.

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_ [D] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _
[D] All right, what's that all about?
_ You got problems with your computer?
_ Well, what am I, mum?
In technical support?
Right, here's what [D] I suggest.
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
Off and on again, off and on again
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
That [G] normally [A] does [D] the trick
_ Do you know about pressing ctrl-alt-delete?
Ctrl-alt-delete, ctrl-alt-delete
Do you know about pressing ctrl-alt-delete?
Is that of any use to you at all?
Oh, [G] is that of [A] any use to [D] you at all? _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ Well, you should have pressed save as you went along
As you went along, as you went along
You should have pressed save as you went along
[G] Cos you'll never [A] see that document [D]
again
_ If it can't read from the C drive, then it's not looking good
It's not looking good, I'll tell you, it isn't looking good
If it can't read from the C drive, then it isn't looking good
Is it still under 12 months guarantee?
_ Oh, is it still under 12 months guarantee?
_ _ _ _ [A] _ _ [D] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ If you want my advice, then it's absolutely goose
[G]
Absolutely goose, [D] it's absolutely goose
If you want my advice, old lad, it's absolutely goose
[G]
It's looking [A] like a trip to [D] PC World
I didn't tell you this, but you could drop it on the floor
[G] Drop it on the floor, [D] drop it on the floor
I didn't tell you this, but you could drop it on the floor
[G] And claim on [A] your household [D] insurance
Oh yes, claim on your household insurance
You could [G]
claim on [A] your household _ [D] insurance _ _
[A] _ _ [D] That's what you pay it for _ _
_ _ Spilled some paint on your carpet as well, say you fell down the stairs
Don't worry about it _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ What, you're telling me you've dropped it on the floor and you're not covered for accidental damage?
What?
_ Sorry, [Eb] who is this?
There's no one of Bernard at this address, I'm sorry, you've got the wrong number
Good day to you, good day
_ [N] _

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This song was featured on the Crust for Life album.

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