The Toyes - Smoke Two Joints Chords

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[A] _ _ [B] I smoke two joints in the morning, _ [Em] I smoke two joints at night, _
[A] _ [B] I smoke two joints in the afternoon, [A] [G] it makes me feel alright.
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_ [B] I smoke two joints in time of [E] peace, [G] and two in time of war.
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I [B] smoke two joints [Bm] before I smoke two joints, [Em] and then I smoke two more. _
Oh [Bm] daddy he once told [B] me, [Em] son you [G] be hard working [Bm] man. _
My mama she once told me, son [G] you do the best you can. _ _
[A] But then one day, I met a man, [G] came to me and said, _ _
[A] Hard work good, [G] and hard work fine, [F#] but first take care of him.
So now [B] I smoke two joints when I get up, [Em]
in the [G] car I smoke two joints.
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[B] I smoke two joints when I play video [A] games, and [G] at every ten thousand points, I [F#] smoke two joints.
[Bm] I smoke two joints in time of [F#m] peace, [G] and two in time of war.
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I [Bm] smoke two joints before I smoke two [Em] joints, and then [G] I smoke two more. _ _
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[G] _ _ _ _ _ [D] _ [A] _
Oh [Bm] daddy he once told me, [G] son you be hard working man. _ _
[Bm] My mama she once told me, son [G] you do the best you can. _ _
[A] But then one day, I met a man, [G] came to me and said, _ _
[A] Hard work good, [G] and hard work fine, [F#] but first take care of him.
_ That's [B] why I smoke [Bm] two joints in the morning, [Em]
I [G] smoke two joints at night.
_ [F#m] _
I [B] smoke two joints in [Bm] the afternoon, [Em] _
it makes me feel alright.
_ [A] _
I [B] smoke two joints in time of [A] peace, [G] and two in time of war.
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[Bm] I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints, [A]
[G] and then I smoke two more.
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_ [Bm] That's what I do.
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_ [Bm] _ _ _ _ [F#m] _ _ [Bm] _
_ Come and smoke two joints with [E] me [Bm] in the _ morning.
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_ [Bm] Come and smoke two joints with me in the afternoon, [C#m] yeah _ _
[A#] _ [Bm] Hey would you rather smoke two joints, [A] or would you rather [G] do your homework?
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[Bm] I knew you were gonna say that! _
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[Bm] Smoke you joint! _ _ _ _ _
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Smoke [Bm] you joint!
Smoke you joint! _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [Em] _ _ _ Smoke