Chords for Things guitar store employees say

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Hey, how are you today?
I'm good.
How are you?
Good.
I'm looking for [D#m] information on a guitar
_ Awesome. _ _ _
_ Can you can you give me [N] information?
Let me look at someone to help you
_ _ Hey, man, you see anything you like I like this one, but
1800 bucks is a little steep.
Can you make me do we can't really do deals
But I could probably throw in a cable half off or I could throw in a string winder for free
It's like a $4 savings dude this bass Pro diggy you want that dude that guitar looks great on you
What's your budget today?
I'm actually just looking
_ I'll be honest with you.
We work on commission.
So if you want to buy that guitar [C#] and get it for me
Jeff's a dick.
[G] Hey, dude, we just got an order for a kapoo
Do you know what that [A#m] is?
[C#] Don't you work here? _
Hey, man, do you know what a kapoo is? _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _
_ _ [Bm] _ _ [A#] I have no idea
Let me transfer you to my manager
_ [A] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [C] Manager speaking anything I can help you with.
No, I'm just looking okay
_ [D#m] If you need help you let me know
_ _ [E] _ _ I'll be [C#] right here _
_ so you uh
buying a guitar for
boyfriend
_ _ No, no, _ _ let me uh, let me show you around
Who's Jeff?
He's just a dick.
[C] Okay.
Yeah, he works here
All [A#] right, he's an asshole.
But if you wanted a [C] guitar you come to me
Okay, yeah, okay sure you come to me you want this intonated
There's tuners right there.
Why do you [N] want the action lower?
I like the action super high you want clear tone strings on this
We only use Ernie ball.
Oh, sorry, man.
That's pro audio.
Let me transfer you.
Sorry, ma'am.
That's lighting
I'll transfer you nah, man.
You want the acoustic department?
Hold on.
I'll transfer you.
Hey, man
I'm looking for a really loud metal amp.
Okay, dude, I got you
Check this out
_ Hey, man, I really like these PRS custom 22s, what can I get for about five [C] six hundred bucks? _ _ _
_ [D#m] _ _ _ _ _ [G] _
electric guitars, _ oh
You want PRS?
Let me transfer you PRS
_ Now you want string department.
Let me transfer [G#m] you strings.
_ Oh
You want guitar picks?
Let me transfer you picks
_ Nah, [A] man, you want capoos and I don't say this to everyone but I will throw in my band's [F#] demo
Uh, sir, is that your pick?
I [B] found it on the amp.
[F#] Give me that
Customer service
_ No, that's customer service.
Let me transfer you would it be possible if I could try some of these pedals out
[C#m] I'd have to get my keys
_ _ [D#] Those those keys right there.
No, not not these my my other these aren't for that
No, my friend told me that the flanger is the pedal that I should get
So I'm kind [A] of just curious to see if I could just try that [A#] one what it sounds like
_ [C] _ _ _
_ _ What about that delay right there, ah _
[C] Ah
_ What [D#] does it weigh me do _ _
_ It would probably be way easier if I could just try them, excuse me, I have a question about some [F#m] pedals over here
[Fm] _ _ _
[N] _ _ _ _ [G] You want to hear me play?
Oh, _ _ [C] I wish you would check out my bands II
[D] _ _ [C] Do you guys have any strings above like [F#] a 52
_ _ And they got bass strings.
[C#]
I mean for a guitar
_ Why?
_ Cool [N] man, do you want the warranty with this?
Hey, can I borrow you for a second?
I'm actually on break.
Give me oh, yeah
Yeah, no problem.
Give me a second.
I'll go find someone for you.
Great.
Thank you
We're actually all on break.
So if you want to come back in like 45 minutes, we can help you then
Oh, dude, good choice.
Do you want the ultimate protection plan with this?
_ [D] It's worth it.
Oh nice, dude.
You definitely want the warranty with this.
Ah
Kapoo.
Yes, you need to get the warranty dude.
How much is it?
It's like 30 bucks
It's only five
so
_ warranty _
Warranty, let's just get the warranty, dude
What's the wah pedal like?
[F#] Wow, wow, wow.
[C] Wow.
What about the custom [C#] distortion?
_ [N] _ _ _ _ _ _
What about the custom phaser
[G] _ _
[C] Who tuned this
Was it me?
[B] _ [N] Think it was me so much money looking to spend today
We got like like 1500 bucks I can spend probably _ I am your guy anything you need you come to me
Oh, that's super nice of you.
Yeah, dude so much.
Yeah, totally
Wait, we don't make a mission anymore.
Hey, man, how much could I get for this?
Um, no check man.
Okay.
Yeah
_ I can get you a hundred bucks dude.
I'll say dude, you can get a lot more if you do a trade-in
Would you have a mind?
Well, _ _ _ _ so you're not buying a [Fm] guitar for your boyfriend?
Why are you here?
to buy [C] a guitar
_ _ [D#m] But why because good car?
But you're a [F#] girl.
I found exactly what you're looking for.
Hey, dude, you see that chick over there _
_ She's totally coming to my show next [C#] week _
_ _ Jealous.
Hey real quick question, man.
What is the best best amp simulator out right [E] now pod farm?
There is literally no difference between a guitar cable and a speaker cable.
Hey, man, you [C] want to sign up for the drum off?
It is a thousand bucks to sign up, but the winner gets a wuhan symbol
I can probably get my manager to sign it too.
He played bass in crossfade
You will not walk out of here without a guitar bought from me.
Do you understand me?
Give me your wallet
Is there a manager or somebody that I can speak to you?
Yeah, let me go get him.
Oh It's me
_ _ Do you get a guitar pick?
Oh, yeah.
Thank you.
No, don't you walk out of here without giving that back to me?
Cuz it'll cost you any more pics let me know I got a bunch of these things
[D#m] _ _ _ Hey, man, you got any guitar picks?
_ _ No, [C] could help you with anything
Thank [D] _
[C#] God.
Hey, man.
I'm looking for a beginner guitar.
Yeah.
Oh, dude.
I totally got you man
_ this guy right here is
_ What you want and trust me the price is an investment.
You'll thank me for later
This is $5,000 you want this guitar acoustics?
No, I [Fm] mean you want ukuleles
_ _ [C] _ _ _
_ _ [D#m] _ land of uke
_ [G] _
_ [C#] _ _ _ [N] _ _ _ _
_ Hey, hey, thanks again guys.
This is really awesome
Yeah, thank you.
All I got was a wrap
_ Okay, there you go.
Thank you
_ _ Who are you waiting to what are you what are you doing?
What what what? _
That's joke that's not mine.
I swear to God nice real nice
_ _ _ _ _ [G#] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ Hey guys, thank you so much for watching this video
I want to give a quick shout out to James Schultz from the guitar store here in Seattle
Thank you so much for letting me use your store for this video.
It's literally called the guitar store.
Check it out
It's really awesome.
If you're in the Seattle area swing