Chords for Tim Wilson - First Baptist Bar & Grill
Tempo:
150 bpm
Chords used:
C#
A
G#
B
F
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[G#]
Here's a little song for the Baptists
[B] Well the [G#] church burned down and no one knew what [C#] Pentecost Baptist was gonna do the [F] brimstone guts of that gum
Hot it burn up a church bus in the parking [D#] lot
[G#m] In a panic the reverend dr.
White [F#] called up an ex [C#m]-member that hadn't lived right he [G#m] owned Joe's beer joint right across the fence
[B] It's the same Joe's he [D#] preached against
He said I [A#] don't really want to be a hypocrite.
I got a [F#] Sunday school class.
It's about to ship
We're all excited about [G#] revival week been moved by the spirit [D#] so to speak
With all the souls we [B] saved and money [F#] we spent we thought God told us to [C#] sell that ten
I got a famous [B] evangelist supposed to come [Bm] I've run out of chairs.
Will you loan us some?
Joe said well [C#] young issues a whole dang place ain't iron on the jukebox amazing grace
I ain't supposed to be open because of them blue laws.
We'll open the night.
That's [F#] all right with y'all
Richard [G#] says well, I reckon it'd be okay.
The good Lord [E] works in mysterious ways.
It's gonna [G#] talk about Joshua judges and Ruth
I reckon I could do [B] it from the DJ [D#] boot
[F] At the first Baptist bar [C#] and grill
It's the only church in the Bible [A#] Belt that smells like a whiskey still [G#m] when the sinners finish one more round
We'll have dinner on [B] the ground and go inside and pray.
We don't get [G#] killed
[C#] The [A] evangelist came with a well-dressed choir.
They [F#m] showed up around happy [C#] hour looked around the joint and didn't take it
Real well, so the white ministry has gone to hell
[C#m] This meals that taught youth Sunday school and two [A] dickens in the back room shoot
Oh [A#m] sharing the Lord with the gym beam rep taking those bills [E] some line dance steps
Reverend [A] the white was reading from the book of Luke to a tall drunk trucker about the pilk had John [F#m] 316 memorized
I'm a dream [E] out to get him baptized
The evangelist yelled about [F#m] the lights in the beer [F] said white you can't save [B] any souls in here
[A#m] This place ain't nothing but our [F] dinner saying [F#] ain't the kind of place Baptist ought to be in
Creatures [C#] as well.
We don't really [A#m] need y'all here.
You didn't do a very good [F#] job last year.
You only saved one sinner
I was [C#] Todd McGuire.
He's a little son bet suck my church on pop
[G#m]
[E] Now what he's [C] doing now, we don't really know but he's got his hat on [F#] backwards and he's sitting in the sixth row
He [A#] actually knows a lot about David Alan [A] Coe
at the first Baptist bar and grill
It's the only church in the Bible Belt that smells like a [C#m] whiskey still not a stained glass [A] window anywhere in sight
Just a blood-stained floor [D] and neon lights and [A#] a communion [C#] wine and here's always chill
[C]
[F] And we're here every [A] Sunday.
We're living [G#] large the [F] only church with [F#m] a cover [D] charge
[A#] And if you don't like our doctrine and think we [E] ain't devout [A#] we'll have our [A] three gray headed ass bouncers [E] throw your ass
[C#] Of [A] the first [D] Baptist bar [F] and
[A]
Here's a little song for the Baptists
[B] Well the [G#] church burned down and no one knew what [C#] Pentecost Baptist was gonna do the [F] brimstone guts of that gum
Hot it burn up a church bus in the parking [D#] lot
[G#m] In a panic the reverend dr.
White [F#] called up an ex [C#m]-member that hadn't lived right he [G#m] owned Joe's beer joint right across the fence
[B] It's the same Joe's he [D#] preached against
He said I [A#] don't really want to be a hypocrite.
I got a [F#] Sunday school class.
It's about to ship
We're all excited about [G#] revival week been moved by the spirit [D#] so to speak
With all the souls we [B] saved and money [F#] we spent we thought God told us to [C#] sell that ten
I got a famous [B] evangelist supposed to come [Bm] I've run out of chairs.
Will you loan us some?
Joe said well [C#] young issues a whole dang place ain't iron on the jukebox amazing grace
I ain't supposed to be open because of them blue laws.
We'll open the night.
That's [F#] all right with y'all
Richard [G#] says well, I reckon it'd be okay.
The good Lord [E] works in mysterious ways.
It's gonna [G#] talk about Joshua judges and Ruth
I reckon I could do [B] it from the DJ [D#] boot
[F] At the first Baptist bar [C#] and grill
It's the only church in the Bible [A#] Belt that smells like a whiskey still [G#m] when the sinners finish one more round
We'll have dinner on [B] the ground and go inside and pray.
We don't get [G#] killed
[C#] The [A] evangelist came with a well-dressed choir.
They [F#m] showed up around happy [C#] hour looked around the joint and didn't take it
Real well, so the white ministry has gone to hell
[C#m] This meals that taught youth Sunday school and two [A] dickens in the back room shoot
Oh [A#m] sharing the Lord with the gym beam rep taking those bills [E] some line dance steps
Reverend [A] the white was reading from the book of Luke to a tall drunk trucker about the pilk had John [F#m] 316 memorized
I'm a dream [E] out to get him baptized
The evangelist yelled about [F#m] the lights in the beer [F] said white you can't save [B] any souls in here
[A#m] This place ain't nothing but our [F] dinner saying [F#] ain't the kind of place Baptist ought to be in
Creatures [C#] as well.
We don't really [A#m] need y'all here.
You didn't do a very good [F#] job last year.
You only saved one sinner
I was [C#] Todd McGuire.
He's a little son bet suck my church on pop
[G#m]
[E] Now what he's [C] doing now, we don't really know but he's got his hat on [F#] backwards and he's sitting in the sixth row
He [A#] actually knows a lot about David Alan [A] Coe
at the first Baptist bar and grill
It's the only church in the Bible Belt that smells like a [C#m] whiskey still not a stained glass [A] window anywhere in sight
Just a blood-stained floor [D] and neon lights and [A#] a communion [C#] wine and here's always chill
[C]
[F] And we're here every [A] Sunday.
We're living [G#] large the [F] only church with [F#m] a cover [D] charge
[A#] And if you don't like our doctrine and think we [E] ain't devout [A#] we'll have our [A] three gray headed ass bouncers [E] throw your ass
[C#] Of [A] the first [D] Baptist bar [F] and
[A]
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[G#] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Here's a little song for the Baptists
_ _ [B] Well the [G#] church burned down and no one knew what [C#] Pentecost Baptist was gonna do the [F] brimstone guts of that gum
Hot it burn up a church bus in the parking [D#] lot
_ [G#m] In a panic the reverend dr.
White [F#] called up an ex [C#m]-member that hadn't lived right he [G#m] owned Joe's beer joint right across the fence
[B] It's the same Joe's he [D#] preached against
_ He said I [A#] don't really want to be a hypocrite.
I got a [F#] Sunday school class.
It's about to ship
We're all excited about [G#] revival week been moved by the spirit [D#] so to speak
With all the souls we [B] saved and money [F#] we spent we thought God told us to [C#] sell that ten
I got a famous [B] evangelist supposed to come [Bm] I've run out of chairs.
Will you loan us some?
_ Joe said well [C#] young issues a whole dang place ain't iron on the jukebox amazing grace
I ain't supposed to be open because of them blue laws.
We'll open the night.
That's [F#] all right with y'all
Richard [G#] says well, I reckon it'd be okay.
The good Lord [E] works in mysterious ways.
It's gonna [G#] talk about Joshua judges and Ruth
I reckon I could do [B] it from the DJ [D#] boot
_ _ _ [F] At the first Baptist bar [C#] and grill
_ It's the only church in the Bible [A#] Belt that smells like a whiskey still [G#m] when the sinners finish one more round
We'll have dinner on [B] the ground and go inside and pray.
We don't get [G#] killed
_ _ _ [C#] The [A] evangelist came with a well-dressed choir.
They [F#m] showed up around happy [C#] hour looked around the joint and didn't take it
Real well, so the white ministry has gone to hell _
[C#m] This meals that taught youth Sunday school and two [A] dickens in the back room shoot
Oh [A#m] sharing the Lord with the gym beam rep taking those bills [E] some line dance steps
Reverend [A] the white was reading from the book of Luke to a tall drunk trucker about the pilk had John [F#m] 316 memorized
I'm a dream [E] out to get him baptized
_ The evangelist yelled about [F#m] the lights in the beer [F] said white you can't save [B] any souls in here
[A#m] This place ain't nothing but our [F] dinner saying [F#] ain't the kind of place Baptist ought to be in
Creatures [C#] as well.
We don't really [A#m] need y'all here.
You didn't do a very good [F#] job last year.
You only saved one sinner
I was [C#] Todd McGuire.
He's a little son bet suck my church on pop
[G#m] _ _
_ [E] _ _ Now what he's [C] doing now, we don't really know but he's got his hat on [F#] backwards and he's sitting in the sixth row
He [A#] actually knows a lot about David Alan [A] Coe
_ _ at the first Baptist bar and grill
_ _ It's the only church in the Bible Belt that smells like a [C#m] whiskey still not a stained glass [A] window anywhere in sight
Just a blood-stained floor [D] and neon lights and [A#] a communion [C#] wine and here's always chill
[C] _
[F] And we're here every [A] Sunday.
We're living [G#] large the [F] only church with [F#m] a cover [D] charge _ _ _
_ [A#] And if you don't like our doctrine and think we [E] ain't devout [A#] we'll have our [A] three gray headed ass bouncers [E] throw your ass
_ _ [C#] _ Of [A] the first [D] Baptist bar [F] and
_ [A] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Here's a little song for the Baptists
_ _ [B] Well the [G#] church burned down and no one knew what [C#] Pentecost Baptist was gonna do the [F] brimstone guts of that gum
Hot it burn up a church bus in the parking [D#] lot
_ [G#m] In a panic the reverend dr.
White [F#] called up an ex [C#m]-member that hadn't lived right he [G#m] owned Joe's beer joint right across the fence
[B] It's the same Joe's he [D#] preached against
_ He said I [A#] don't really want to be a hypocrite.
I got a [F#] Sunday school class.
It's about to ship
We're all excited about [G#] revival week been moved by the spirit [D#] so to speak
With all the souls we [B] saved and money [F#] we spent we thought God told us to [C#] sell that ten
I got a famous [B] evangelist supposed to come [Bm] I've run out of chairs.
Will you loan us some?
_ Joe said well [C#] young issues a whole dang place ain't iron on the jukebox amazing grace
I ain't supposed to be open because of them blue laws.
We'll open the night.
That's [F#] all right with y'all
Richard [G#] says well, I reckon it'd be okay.
The good Lord [E] works in mysterious ways.
It's gonna [G#] talk about Joshua judges and Ruth
I reckon I could do [B] it from the DJ [D#] boot
_ _ _ [F] At the first Baptist bar [C#] and grill
_ It's the only church in the Bible [A#] Belt that smells like a whiskey still [G#m] when the sinners finish one more round
We'll have dinner on [B] the ground and go inside and pray.
We don't get [G#] killed
_ _ _ [C#] The [A] evangelist came with a well-dressed choir.
They [F#m] showed up around happy [C#] hour looked around the joint and didn't take it
Real well, so the white ministry has gone to hell _
[C#m] This meals that taught youth Sunday school and two [A] dickens in the back room shoot
Oh [A#m] sharing the Lord with the gym beam rep taking those bills [E] some line dance steps
Reverend [A] the white was reading from the book of Luke to a tall drunk trucker about the pilk had John [F#m] 316 memorized
I'm a dream [E] out to get him baptized
_ The evangelist yelled about [F#m] the lights in the beer [F] said white you can't save [B] any souls in here
[A#m] This place ain't nothing but our [F] dinner saying [F#] ain't the kind of place Baptist ought to be in
Creatures [C#] as well.
We don't really [A#m] need y'all here.
You didn't do a very good [F#] job last year.
You only saved one sinner
I was [C#] Todd McGuire.
He's a little son bet suck my church on pop
[G#m] _ _
_ [E] _ _ Now what he's [C] doing now, we don't really know but he's got his hat on [F#] backwards and he's sitting in the sixth row
He [A#] actually knows a lot about David Alan [A] Coe
_ _ at the first Baptist bar and grill
_ _ It's the only church in the Bible Belt that smells like a [C#m] whiskey still not a stained glass [A] window anywhere in sight
Just a blood-stained floor [D] and neon lights and [A#] a communion [C#] wine and here's always chill
[C] _
[F] And we're here every [A] Sunday.
We're living [G#] large the [F] only church with [F#m] a cover [D] charge _ _ _
_ [A#] And if you don't like our doctrine and think we [E] ain't devout [A#] we'll have our [A] three gray headed ass bouncers [E] throw your ass
_ _ [C#] _ Of [A] the first [D] Baptist bar [F] and
_ [A] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _