D _ _ _ _ This is George Washington's wife.
G#m _ _ They think it's a fluid time for her
F#m to roll it up.
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I ain't gonna do it, I'ma tell you.
Don't do it.
_
B Do it.
D What I want to know is why is he dressed like Rowdy
Bm Piper.
I got Scottish in my family.
G#m Scottish.
Gm Yeah.
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F#m So who's your brother's mate.
Come on, man.
Just do it.
Support me.
Come on,
D man.
Man, he's up to the top of the mountain, Joe.
We need to be supportive.
That's right.
I
C# supported his girl
E he married
F#m for about two years.
Trying to pay for her own back-flip
D party.
When the man is ready, he ready.
When y'all get
Bm 80, 70, 60, 55
A#m years old,.
C and y'all
F#m gonna be sitting in a rocking chair by yourself,.
and
D you're like, let's go to the club, let's go to the club,.
y'all gonna be the only old in the club.
Seriously, J, all playing the side, man.
Why get married, Piper.
Why.
_ _
A So,
D I typed a text to a girl I used to
Bm see,.
saying that I chose this cutie
G pie with whom I
D want to be,.
Bm and I apologize if this message gets you down.
Then
D I cc'd every girl that I cc'd round town,.
and hate to see y'all frown, but I'd
Bm rather see her smiling.
Wetness all around
G me true, but
Bm I'm no island, peninsula maybe.
Makes no sense, I know crazy.
Give up all this, and that's in my lap, no
A looking back.
D Spaceships don't come equipped
Bm with rear-view mirrors.
They dip as quick as
G they can.
D The atmosphere is
Bm now ripped.
I'm so like a pimp.
I'm glad it's night.
So the light from the sun would not burn me
A on my bum.
D When I shoot the moon, high jump the
Em broom.
Bm Like a preemie out the womb.
My
G partner yelling,
Bm too soon, don't do it.
Reconsider, read
D some literature on the subject.
You sure.
Forget.
You know we got your back like
E Kyro crack.
Bm Kick if that do you dirty.
G Good white part,
Bm sound as in detergent.
Now hurry, hurry, go on to the altar.
I know you ain't a pimp, but pimp, remember
A what I taught you.
D Keep your heart, three stacks.
Keep your
A heart,
Bm hey, keep your heart.
_
G Keep your heart,
Bm man, these girls are smart.
Three stacks, these girls are smart.
Play your
D part.
_ Play your part.
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Em _ _
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Bm _ _ _ .
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_ You ain't a pimp.
A You
D a_.
_ Baby, _ _ _
Bm _ _ .
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A _
Bm _ .
you can't roll a solo.
Tommy, get done with the team,
G because Sabrina on that other side.
You know what I mean.
I say, you never
Bm seen the seven wonders
A of the world.
Bm And I commit you to eight if you gonna be my
D girl.
When I say my girl, I don't mean my woman.
A ain't my
Bm style need a real street
G stalker.
_
Bm _ keep riling up the paper on the dining room table.
cause you able to realize I'm the truth and
A not a fable.
baby
D rock your russian stable keep that
Bm chiller on the way.
what I look like with a thousand
G dollars.
I'm _ a million dollar man that
Bm need a billion dollar.
put my pimpin in your life watch your daddy
Em get rich.
easy
D as ABC simple as 1,2,3.
get down with you GK, Pimp
G CB you with
Bm B.
cause what's a with no pimp and what's a pimp with no.
don't be a lame you know the game and how it goes.
Em we try to
D get chose.
_ _ _ any
Bm _ _ .
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Bm _ .
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A _ _ _ .
many decisions with precision I pick or make.
my selection on who I choose to get.
girl don't touch my protection I know you won't get to slip.
but slipping is something I don't do.
D# tipping for life.
D _ _ .
that's like making it rain every month on
Bm schedule _ .
let me tell you
G get your parasol umbrella.
cause it's gonna get wetter.
better
Bm prepare your father she's supposed.
she's supposed to spend it on that baby
A but we see she
D don't.
ass ass Paul McCartney.
Delores couldn't stop.
slaughter slaughter udder pockets
G had to tie
D to a rock.
send her into outer
N space I know he wish he could.
cause he packing 20 pig and baby.
CB rules
D like an infant on a double
Bm D.
it's getting wet cause you _ miscalculated the
G next the next.
Bm dump dump in the gut from the giddy up.
better choose the right one or pick pick the kiddies up.
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three stacks why you had to do this man _ _ .
we had a we had a pimpin dynasty man.
a pimpin dynasty _ _ _ _ .
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I'm _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ happy for you _ .