Chords for Weird Al Yankovic "Craigslist" 7/14/2011 Lancaster, PA

[A] _ [Em] I'm a_
_ [A] _ _ _ [Em] _
_ [A] _ _ _ _ _ _slutty!
[A#] _ _ [Em] _ I can't even get my_
_eyes
to open.
[A] _ _ [Em] _ _
_ _ _ _ [A] _ [Em] _ _ _
[A] _ _ [E] _ _ _ [A] [Em] You got a [A] _ _ _ [G] [A] 65_
_ [Em] _traffic_ [A] _monitor.
_ [E] _ _ _ [A] Well, I know the matter's [Em] right_
[A] _
_ [G]'cause the [A] page after [Em] _ [A] you_
_ [Em] _a
[A] picture for a [Em] hole in the [A] red_ _cork.
[Em] I'm [A] eating [Em] some [A] bread_
[Em] And I'm [Dm] throwing the [C#] [D] thing_
_but
if [B] you_ _
_ _ _ _ _ [Em] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _shit_ _ _
[A] _ _ _ [E] _ [A] _ _ _ _
_ [E] _shit_
_ [A] _ _ _ [Em] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[A] _ [Em] _ _ [A] _ _ [Em] _won't
[D] shit_
_hit me.
[Em] _ _ [A] _ [Em] Saturday [A] at the _ [Em] _ mall_
[A] _I [Em] never_
_never shit.
_ _ [A] _ _ [G] Never_
_pushed
[A] you back off.
[Em] _ _ [A] You [Em] _
were_
_and
[A] I'm a_
_ _ _ _ [Em] _ _
[A] _ _ [Em] _ _ [A] _ _ [E] _ _
[D] _ _ _ [C#] _ _ [F] _faggot_
[B] _
_ _ _ _ _ [E] _ _ _
_ [Em] _ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _
_ _ [E] _ _ _ [A] _ [Em] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _wearing_ _ _ _ _
_a_ [A] _dirty_
_ [Em] _ _ [B]
_shirt_ _one_
_ _ [Em] _ _ _ [A] _ [Em] _ [G] _two_ [A] [Em] _three_ _ _ _four_ _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _six_ _eight_
_ _ _ [G] _ _
_ _ _ _ [A] _ [Em] _ _ _
_ _ _ I am a proud son.
_ _ _ _ _ _ I hope to live _ with a snotty [C#] ring skeleton _
at a [Bm] chestnut-filled cafe on [Em] Chestnut Street.
[A] _ I [D] know there are [Em] plenty who walk on a line,
[A] _ [E] but I would honor [D] the soul [C] of a walking line.
_ [E] _ _ _ _ _ She is [A] great.
_ [Em] _ _ _ _ You could [C#m] see me holding my [Em] index finger.
That means it's_
[Am] I would remind [G] her so many [E] cafes walk [Em] on a chestnut-filled restaurant.
_ _ So sweet and true, baby.
[D] _ _ [Em] _
Oh, [A#] dear [Em] friends,
_ not a trans man must die of home illness.
[A] _ [Em] _ _
_ Oh, _ [A] _ [Em] you're not [A] dying [Em] of home illness.
[A] _ _ [G] When your mom's running,
_ [A] _ [G] love the trans [A] man in heart of [Em] her _ [A] dear.
[G] You're giving [Em] him the deepest,
so he ain't gonna have to pay back
[Bm] for the ring he [F#m] lost.
[Em] _ _
You're a person who's not [Am] alone.
[Em] You have a friend.
_ You're a kisser.
[D] _ [Em] You're a good mother.
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