Chords for Your Favorite Martian - Orphan Tears Part 3 (feat. Cartoon Wax and Stevi The Demon)

_ _ _ _ Sip, sippin' [C] on, sip, sippin' [A] on, sip, sippin' [Gm] on orphan tears
[D] The story continues real oddly, [C]
I'm staring at Bill Cosby
[F] Thinking that we'll [Bb] probably have to attempt [G] to kill Cosby
[Dm] I was scared and my legs were wobbling, [G] but I knew that we had to stop [Dm] him
I could hear the orphans [Gm] sobbing, my morals made me [Dm] confident
I screamed out, get him y'all, [C] and the place turned into a frickin' brawl
[A] A lot of kung fu punches and kicks involved
Through [Bb] the legs, through the body, [G] through the lips and jaw
It [D] was a really good fight we were putting up, [C] but Bill Cosby just wouldn't budge
[A] He kept eating them pudding cups, [Bb] it was hard to beat him, [G] he was super tough
[D] Punch after punch, he just kept on clocking me
While he was [G] doing it, he was doing [A] comedy
It was pretty funny, honestly, [Bb] I hate to admit
[Gm] Then I snapped out of it [D] when he used his sweater as a makeshift [C] whip
Hit me in the legs and he made me trip, [A] man
We were getting our asses kicked, [Bb] and that wasn't [G] even the last of it
[D] Cosby snapped his fingers and [C] he screamed out
[A] Soon we were surrounded by [Bb] some, you [G] guessed it, robots
[Dm] But these weren't normal robots that [C] we saw standing before us
[A] They were all pure evil and they looked just like [D] Chuck Norris
Little children near and [C] far, don't know where your parents [Am] are
Cry directly in this [Bb] jar, I will [G] drink it at the [D] bar
Little children near and [C] far, don't know where your parents [A] are
Cry directly in this [Bb] jar, I will drink it at the [Dm] bar
Sniff, sip in [C] mine, sniff, sip in [Am] mine
Sniff, sip it [Bb] on our [Gm] pinkies
_ [Dm] _ Sniff, sip in [C] mine, [F] sniff, sip in [Am] mine
Sniff, sip it [Bb] on our _ [G] pinkies
I got a lot of robot chucks all [C] around me and I'm sitting there getting my ass kicked
[A] Then I thought about what Bill Cosby said and [Bb] I flashed back [G] of our last trip
He [D] said, hello, it's the pudding
[C] Hey, the pudding cups may be key, [A] that's what keeps him super strict
[Bb] What if it does [G] the same to me?
[Dm] So I looked around till I found some
[C] Then I grabbed a cup and I downed some
[A] And I thought to myself, man how dumb [Bb] till I grew the size [G] of a mountain
[Dm] And I got off and changed a bunch [D] and now I'm all tough and dangerous
[A] So I turned to the whole gang of chucks and said, [D] yo, Texas Rangers suck
I was just distracting them [C] while my friends hulk out too
[A] Pretty soon thereafter we [Bb] were tearing through [G] those ground troops
[Dm] And circuits were flying [C] and robots getting laid out
[Am] I hit one so hard he runs [Bb] on Windows 98 now
[D] Since we're so friggin' [C] large, Cosby ran but we hit him [A] hard
Probably tell you it hurts cause [Bb] we beat him up like a rental [Dm] car
We set the children [C] free, free from the predator
[Am] Before we left we took [A] the cash out [E] the register
[D] Little children near and [C] far, don't know where your parents [A] are
Cry directly in this [Bb] jar, I will drink [G] it at the [D] floor
Little children near and [C] far, don't know where your parents [A] are
Cry directly in this [Bb] jar, I will drink it at the [Dm] floor
Sip, sip, and [C] whine, sip, sip, and [Am] whine
Sip, sip, and [Bb] I'm not in tears
[Dm] _ Sip, sip, and [F] whine, sip, sip, and [Am] whine
Now, now, [Bb] my poor [A] friend's _ here
[Gm] _ _ [F] _
_ My grandmama used to tell me one [Fm] day I would