Chords for Johnny "Guitar" Watson - Ain't That A Bitch

[Em] _ _ [Ab] _ _ _ _ [G] _ .
Oh Lord, I'm [Gb] wasting.
_ _ [F] I can't get ahead, no way I [Ab] try.
Everything is out [G] of pocket.
Somebody do [Gb] something.
The present situation is [F] abstract.
_ .
Listen, [Ab] _ _ [Bb] _ [Fm] _ _ _ .
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ .
[Bb] listen.
[Ab] _ [Gm] I'm working 40 [Fm] hours, six [Bb] long [Cm] days.
[F] And I'm highly embarrassed every time I get [Bb] my [Cm] pay.
And they're [Bb] working [Cm] everybody.
[Bb] Lord, they're working poor folks to [Cm] death.
And when you [Bb] pay your [F] rent and your car notes,.
you ain't got a damn thing left.
Ain't that a bitch?.
[Cm] _ Yes, it is.
[Ab] Somebody doing [Eb] something slick.
_ Yeah, [F] they are.
_ [Cm] _ [Ab] _ It's got me wondering which is which.
[Bb] _ Might as well go out [Fm] there and dig a ditch.
Ain't that a bitch?.
_ [Cm] _ [F] Yes, it is.
Ain't that a bitch?.
_ [Eb] [Bb] Let me tell you about my qualifications.
[Eb] _ [Bb] I program [Eb] computers.
I know accounting and psychology.
[Cm] _ I took a course in business.
And I [Fm] speak a little Japanese.
Fuck song.
Got [Bb] to work [Cm] two [Bb] years to get one week off with pay.
[Cm] [F] And when I'm on [Gm] my job, [F] I better watch every word I say.
Ain't that [Cm] a bitch?.
_ [Ab] _ .
[Eb] Somebody doing something [Bb] slick.
_ [Fm] _ .
Downtown.
[Bb] _ [C] _ [Fm] It's got me [C] wondering which is [Gm] which.
Might as well go out there and dig a ditch.
[Fm] Ain't that a bitch?.
Way too cold.
[Gm] [Eb] Ain't that a bitch?.
If [Fm] you want to holler, [Ab] _ _ I'm [G] _ _ .
_ _ [Gb] _ the lord and [F] mercy to see.
_ [Ab] Won't somebody _ _ [G] _ .
please help [Gb] me to see.
I [F] want to play [N] the guitar.
Come here, guitar.
_ _ _ [Ab] _ _ _ .
[Bb] _ [Fm] _ _ _ [Eb] _ _ [Bb] _ _ .
[Eb] _ [Cm] _ _ [Bb] _ _ [Cm] _ [Abm] _ [Bb] _ .
_ [Eb] _ [Fm] _ _ [Bb] _ _ [F] _ _ .
_ _ [Bb] _ [Fm] _ _ [Eb] _ [Fm] _ _ .
_ [Cm] _ [Fm] _ [Cm] _ _ _ [Ab] _ _ .
_ [Eb] _ [Ab] _ [Bb] _ _ _ [Ab] _ _ .
_ [Bb] _ [F] Somebody [Bb] doing [Fm] something slick.
[Bb] _ _ [Ab] _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ .
_ _ _ [Bb] _ _ _ _ _ .
_ [Fm] _ [Bbm] _ _ _ [Bb] _ [C] _ _ .
[Bb] _ _ [Fm] _ _ _ [Bb] _ [Eb] [F] I live like this.
[Eb] _ [Cm] _ Stop at [Bb] the [Cm] supermarket [Fm] to get myself [Bb] something to eat.
[Eb] _ [Bb] And when I look at the [Cm] prices, they knock me off [Bb] of my [Cm] feet.
[Fm] [Bb] I was in the baloney [Cm] section.
[F] And I had [Bb] to take myself a close [Cm] look.
[N] And I argued your [Bb] bar couldn't have [Ab] made these prices.
[Eb] Well, the sky hook.
Ain't that a bitch?.
_ [Fm] Yes, it is.
[Eb] Somebody [Ab] doing something slick.
[Bb] _ [Cm] [Fm] Yeah, they are.
[Bb] _ [Cm] _ [C] It's got me wondering which is which.
[Gm] _ Might as well [D] go outside [N] and dig a ditch.
Ain't that a bitch?.
[Bb] _ [Cm] _ _ .
_ Ain't that a bitch?
_ _ .
Oh.
Ain't [Ab] that a bitch?.
_ [Fm] _ _ [G] _ .
_ _ _ [Gb] _ _ _ _ [F].
Ain't [Fm] that a bitch?.
_ _ [G] _ _ .
_ _ [Gb] Joe, it's something _ [F] _ _ .
_ _ [Ab] _ _ [Fm] _ _ [G] _ _ .
_ _ [Gb] _ _ _ [F] _ _ _ .
_ _ [Fm] _ _ slick going [G] on!
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_ _ [Gb] _ _ _ _ [F] _ _ .