Chords for "Weird Al" Yankovic - Happy Birthday

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[D] Happy Birthday [G] to you!
[D] Happy Birthday!
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[D] Happy Birthday [G] to you!
Well it's [D] time to celebrate your [A] birthday!
It happens every year!
We'll eat a lot of [D] broccoli and drink a lot of [G] beer!
You should be good and [D] happy!
This is someone you can [E] meet!
A million people [A] every day are starving in the [D] street!
Your daddy's in the [A] gutter with a wretched and a poor!
Your mama's in the kitchen [D] with a can of Psycho 4!
[G] There's garbage [D] in the [G] water!
The boy's [D] _
[A] _ _ [D]- Happy Birthday!
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[D] Happy Birthday [G] to you!
[D] Happy Birthday!
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Happy Birthday to [D] you!
Wow!
What's the matter little friend?
You think [A] this party is a pit?
Enjoy it while you can?
[D] Those little people in the pit?
[G] The monkeys in the [D] pentagon are gonna cook a [E] goose!
The fingers on the [A] buttons all they need is a [D] scoot!
It's also take a [A] minute to reject the seat!
We'll all be crispy [D] critters after World War [G] 3!
There's nowhere [D] you can run to!
Nowhere you can [A] hide!
When they drop a big [D] worm we all get fried!
Come on boys and girls, sing along, okay?
Happy Birthday!
[G] _ _ [D] [G] Happy Birthday to you!
[D] Happy Birthday!
[G] _ _ [D] Happy Birthday [G] to you!
Wow!
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_ [D] _ [A] _ _ [D] Well there's a punk in the alley and he's looking for a fight!
There's an Arab on the corner buying [E] everything inside!
There's a [A] mother in the ghetto with another mouth for feet!
Seems that every way you look today there's misery and [D] greed!
I guess you know the [A] Earth is gonna crash into the sun!
But that's no reason [D] why we shouldn't have a little fun!
So if you think it's [G] scary, if it's [D] more than you can [A] take,
you should blow out the candles!
[D] _ Happy Birthday!
[G] _ [D] Happy Birthday [G] to you!
[D] Happy Birthday!
[G] _ [D] Happy Birthday [G] to you!
Wow!
[D] [G] Happy Birthday!
[D] _ Happy Birthday [G] to [D] you!
Happy Birthday!
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[D] Happy Birthday [G] to you!
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_ [C] _ _and
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a pitch to draw an etch! _ _ _ _