"Weird Al" Yankovic: In 3-D - Midnight Star Chords

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_ [F] _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ [C] _
_ [F] _ _ [G] _ _ _ [Gm] I was waiting [F] in the [C] press lane with my 12 items or less
[Gm] at the checkout [C] counter at the local grocery store.
_ [Eb] I was only [G] passing by, but a paper [Fm] got my eye
[Bb] and I learned a few [F] things I never [G] knew before.
_ [Gm] It said, your [F] pet may be an [C] extraterrestrial.
_ [Gm] It said the ghost of [F] Elvis is living [C] in my pen.
_ [Eb] You can learn to [G] cope with stress, [C] and you can beat the [F] IRS,
[Bb] and the Incredible [F] Frog Boy is on the [G] loose again. _ _ _ _
[Cm] [F] Oh, [G] Midnight Thaw, _ _ [C]
it's [F] in the weekly [G] Midnight Thaw.
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Aliens from outer [F] space are [C] sleeping [D] in my car.
Midnight Thaw, I [G] want to know, I [Bb] want to know.
_ _ [Gm]
Eat [Fm] jelly doughnuts [C] and lose 20 pounds a day.
[Gm] Hear the story [C] of the man born without a head.
_ [Eb] And top psychics [G] all agree [C] that the telephone [F] company will
have a brand new service that lets you [G] talk to the dead.
_ _ [C] _
[F] Oh, [G] Midnight Thaw, you can't [C] believe it if you read it
[F] in the weekly [G] Midnight Thaw.
_ _ [C]
They're keeping Hitler's brain alive [D] inside a [E] jar.
[D] Midnight Thaw, I [G] want to know, I [Bb] want to know. _ _ _
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_ _ _ [F] _ Midnight Thaw, I [Fm] want to know.
[G] _ _ [C] _ _ [F] Midnight [G]
Thaw, don't you [C] know that I read it, I [F] read it
in the weekly [G] Midnight Thaw.
_ [C] The UFOs have landed, [Dm] and we'll [C] tell you [D] where they [E] are.
[D] Midnight Thaw, I [G] want to know, I [Eb] want to know.
_ [Bb] _ _ _ _ _ Well, you can [Eb] read all [Bbm] about it in the weekly [Bb] Midnight Thaw.
_ _ [Eb]
You can use your EFP [Db] to learn to [F] play guitar. _
_ I [Bbm] want to [Eb] know.
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_ [Bb] _ _ _ _ [Eb] _ _ [Ab] _
_ [Bb] _ Inquiring minds like [Eb] mine want to know.
Read it, you can [Ab] read it, you can read it, you can [Bb] read it.
I want to know, I [Eb] want to know.
Read it, you can [Ab] read it, you can read it, you can [Bb] read it.
I want to know.
[Eb] Read it, you can [Ab] read it, you can read it, you can [Bb] read it.
I want to know.
I [Eb] want to know.
Read it, you can [Ab] read it, you can read it, you [Bb] _ _ _ _ [Eb] can read it.
You can [Ab] read it, you can _ [Bb] _ read _ [Eb] _ [Ab] it, you can read it,
you can read it, you can [Bb] read it.
I want to know.
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