"Weird Al" Yankovic: Alapalooza - Talk Soup Chords

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_ _ _ I dated Siamese twins, I slept with Bigfoot too.
Get me a Sally [Eb] Jaffe, put me on [C] Donahue.
Cause I wanna tell the [Db] world about it, right [Eb] now. _ _ _ _
_ _ My daughter's a narcoleptic, my mom's a circus freak.
I gotta get her on a promo show this [C] week.
Cause I wanna tell the [Db] world about it, _ [D] [Eb] right now.
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_ _ [Bb] I'm Jim's anorexic, codependent, bingo [Ab] addict, stripper born without a chance.
_ [A] _ [Bb] And I'm only Tom Skirr, we'll talk it about it [Db] when the whole wide world's listening [Ab] in.
_ [Ebm] Talk soon, [Eb] _ _ _ [Cm] _
[Eb] _ talk soon.
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Listen [C] to me, listen _ [Db] to me, listen _ [D] [Eb] to me. _ _ _ _
My _ wife ran off with Elvis, my body's off my head.
I [Ebm] drink for poodle, and rubber underwear.
[C] I wanna tell the [Db] world about it, [Dm] right [Eb] now.
At _ _ _ _ _ _ a close encounter, I butt chew my food.
I got a lab and no job, I yell in the news.
[C] I wanna tell the [Db] world about it, _ [D] [Ab] right now.
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I'm _ [Bb] _ Jim LaCroix, a sex and alcoholic, [Ab] neonazi, porno star as you may have guessed.
_ [A] _ [Bb] And I'm really gonna feel a whole lot better [Db] if you let me get this thing off [Ab] my chest.
_ [Ebm] Talk soon, _ _ _ [Cm] _
[Ebm] talk soon.
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[Ebm] Listen [C] to me, _ listen [Db] to me, listen [Ab] to me. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [Bb] I'm Jim's your average [G] schizophrenic, emo maniac, [Cm] albino, [Bb] _ [Ab] you'll see. _
[F] Nothing [Eb] so fabulous _ [Bb] with a billion friends on national [Db] TV.
I _ [Ab] _ _
_ [Ebm] _ _ have no genitalia, I sold my kids for G.
I love my blow up _ nose, cameras [C] please.
Cause I gotta tell the [Db] world about it, [D] [Eb] right now. _ _ _ _
_ Talk soon, _ _ _ [Cm] _
[Eb] _ _ talk soon. _ _ _
Listen [C] to me, _ listen [Db] to me, _ listen [Ab] to me. _ _ _ _
_ [Eb] Talk soon, _ _ talk _ _ _ soon. _ _ _
Listen [C] to me, _ listen [Db] to me, _ listen [Ab] to me. _ _ _
_ _ [Ebm] Talk soon, _ [Eb] _ _ [Ab] _
[Ebm] _ _ _ _ [Eb] _ listen _ _ [C] to me, _ listen [Db] to me.
Listen [Ab] to me. _ _ _ _
_ [Ebm] _ _ _ Talk to [Eb] me.
Talk to [Ebm] me.
_ _ _ _ [Eb] Listen [Ebm] _
_ [C] to me.
_ Listen [Db] to me. _
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