"Weird Al" Yankovic: Bad Hair Day - Cavity Search Chords

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Listenin' to the music, hearin' people scream.
Sittin' in the waiting room, readin' crappy magazines.
[Ab] With a toothache, [Gb] this is it pal, [Eb] root canal. _ _ _ _ _ _
[F] Polars are [Db] impacted, [Eb] I'm gettin' gum disease.
Gonna need some fillings, got 12 cavities.
[Ab] Can you help me?
[Gb] Have mercy, [Eb] doctor please. _ _ _ _ _
[Bb] _ [Ab] _ _ [E] My [Gb] teeth are [Bb] fried, _ _ [Ab] _ [Abm] [E] got a [Gb] huge over [Bb] pride.
_ [Ab] _ [B] Numb me, [Gb] thrill [Bb] me, [Ab] floss [E] me, [Gb] fill _
[Eb] me. _ _ _ _ _ _
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It's jabbin' my nerve endings, it's drivin' me insane.
Just give me nitrous oxide, shoot me up with novocaine.
[Ab] Help me out here, [Gb] cause I'm in severe _
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[Bb] _ _ [Ab] _ [E] Please stop for [Gb] a [Bb] bit, [D] _ _ [Ab] [E] now let me [B] ring the _ [Gb]
[Bb] suspense.
_ [Ab] Numb [E] me, [Gb] thrill _
[Bb] me, [Ab] floss [E] me, [Gb] fill _
[Eb] me. _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ Validate my parking, things that I'm okayed.
Make one more appointment for a week from Saturday.
[Ab] Cause you came upon [Gb] a little problem on [Eb] my x-ray.
_ My [Bb] vein [Ab] is _ [E] getting [Gb] _
[Bb] absurd, _ [Ab] _ [E] but I hope [B] I'll be [Gb] sure [Bb] now.
_ [Ab] Numb [E] me, _ [Gb] thrill [Bb] me, _ [Ab] floss [E] me, [Ab] [Gb] fill [Eb] _ _ me. _ _ _ _
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