"Weird Al" Yankovic: Alapalooza - Traffic Jam Chords

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[G] _ [F] _ _ _ _ [A] _ [Fm] _ _
[Dm] _ [A] _ [D] _ [Em] _ [D] _ _ _ [Em] _
[D] _ [A] _ [D] _ [Em] _ _ [A] _ [D] _ [G] _
[D] _ [A] _ [D] [Em] Car bumping outside, [A] [D] making me [Em] choke.
[Bm] _ [A] [D] No [Em] AC, [D] [A] and the [D] radio is [Em] broken.
[D] _ Car's backed [Em] [D] up, but you [Em] can't [Bm] see.
[A] Seems like [Em] I've been waiting [A] here for [D] all [E] eternity.
Oh, just in case you're wondering, I'll tell you where I am.
[D] I'm right here, right here, right here, right here,
stuck right here in the middle [A] of this [D] epic jam.
[G] I had to move one [D] inch from this hip [A]-bop [D] traffic jam.
[G] The freeway's one [D] big parking [A] lot [D] traffic jam.
[G] My [D] radiator's boiling [E] hot, and I'm stuck right here in the middle,
right here in the middle of a [A] traffic [Em] jam.
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[Bm] _ [A] _ [G] _ _ [D] _ [A] _ [D] _ [G] _
_ [A] [Em] Trapped inside [D] my [Em] automobile,
[Bm] _ [A] [D] cobwebs [G] growing [A] on the [D] steering [Em] wheel.
_ [D] Now [Em] I'm no genius, [A] [D] one [Em] thing I know,
[A] shouldn't have [Em] had that [D] valve [A] in an [Bm] hour and a half ago.
[E] Damn, if you need to find me, I'll tell you where I am.
[D] I'm right here, right here, right here, right here,
right back out in the middle [A] of this [G] traffic jam.
I had to move one [D] inch from this hip [A]-bop [D] traffic jam.
[G] The freeway's [D] one big parking [A] lot [D] traffic jam.
[G] Well, I thought we would [D] move, but I guess we're [E] not,
cause I'm stuck right here in the middle,
right here in the middle of a [A] traffic jam.
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[G] _ [Am] _ [G] _ _ _ [D] _ _ _
_ [A] _ _ [Em] _ _ [A] [G] jam. _
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_ [A] _ _ [Em] _ _ [E] _ Lift _ _ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _
_ [Em] _ _ _ _ [A] _ [Em] me up, I'm gonna steal your [D] phone,
I'm gonna puke if I [G] hear any more.
[A] _ [D] _ [Em] _
_ [D] _ _ [Em] _ _ [D] Now [Em] we're all going nowhere [D] fast, well, I guess that's [Em] perfectly clear.
[Am] I left [G] home five hours ago, [A] and I can still see [E] my house from here.
So if anybody's trying to find me, well, I'll tell you where I am.
[D] Right here, right here, right here, right here,
stuck right here in the middle [A] of this [D] traffic jam.
[G] I had to move one inch from [D] this hip [A]-bop [G] traffic jam.
The freeway's [D] one big parking lot [A] traffic [G] jam.
Now my back teeth are floating and [D] my nerves are shattering,
and I'm [E] stuck right here in the middle,
stuck right here in the middle of a traffic [A] jam.
[Em] _
[A] Traffic jam.
[G] _ [A] Traffic jam.
[Em] _
[F#m] Traffic [D] jam.
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