Chords for "Weird Al" Yankovic: Alapalooza - Young, Dumb & Ugly

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_ _ _ _ _ _ [F#] We dangerous dudes, we [B] got [A] bad [G#] attitudes
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We _ _ [B] _ [E] _ _ [F#] were born bad, you [B] better not get [A] us [G#] mad
[F#] Always just my toilet paper, [B] ya'll on
[E] _ [B] We got a reputation round [E] these [B] parts
We only leave a 10% tip
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Sometimes we don't return our shopping carts
[E] They hide our way and [B] don't show give us no lint
We're [F#] young, [B] _ _ _ [E] dumb and [F#m] _ [B] ugly
That's [E] why we're [F#] so young
[E] _ [B] _ _ [E] Young, dumb and [F#] _ [B] ugly
_ _ We [F#] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ wear blazer [B] in the hottest [A]
[G#] weather
[F#] You can't imagine [Bm] the smell
[E]
Honey _ [F#] _ _ _ [B] _ [A] felt [G#] [F#] trouble
T-I-U-B [B]-E [E]-L
_ [B] _ Raising hell, bending the rules [A] just a [B] little
We're living only for thrills
_ _ [C#] We sneeze our toothpastes, too, from the middle
And [Em] wait until the last minute to [B] say our telephone skills
Cause we're [F#] young, [E] _ [B] _ _
[E] dumb [F#] and ugly
[B] Yeah baby, [E] _ [F#] we're young
[E] _ [B] _
[E] Young, [F#] dumb and ugly
_ [B] _ I'll tell [E] you again, [F#] we're so young
[E] We're [B] so [E] young, dumb [F#] _ [E] and ugly
[D#] We come until [E] you ask, we're [F#] young
[Em] _ [B] _
[E] Young, dumb and _ ugly
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[Em] _ _ [F#m] _ _ _ _ [B] _ _
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[E] _ _ [F#] _ _ _ _ [F#m] _ [N] _
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Then _ _ _ [B] we're on a [A] rampage [G#] [F#] again
We're driving on the [B]
[E] wheel
_ [F#] Jesus and I, oh, we're [B] going [A] out of [G#] control
[F#] We've been riding a big heavy [B]
mill
[E] _ [B] _ _ We're there wherever [A] [B] trouble's starting
We're rabble on the clue
[C#] We _ drink milk, rice, booms and cotton
[E] And keep our library books till they're [B] way overdue
Cause [F#] we're young, [E] _ [B] _ _
[E] dumb and [F#m] _ [E] ugly
[B] Yeah, [E] _ we're so [F#] young
[Em] _ [B] _
[E] Young, dumb and _ [B] ugly
[E] [D#] You [E] can't stop us, [F#] we're young
[E] We're [B] so young, [E] dumb and [F#] _ _ [E] [B] ugly
Young, [E] _ _ _ [F#] _ [E] dumb [B] _ [E] _
_ and _ _ ugly
[B] _ [E] _ So _ [B] [C#] ugly
_ [B] _ [E] _ _ _ Young _ [B] Dumb
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