Chords for "Weird Al" Yankovic: In 3-D - Theme From Rocky XIII

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_ _ _ Fat and weak, what a disgrace.
Just a champ, got too lazy.
_ Ain't gonna fly now, he's just taking a place.
Sold his gloves, threw his eggs down the drain.
But he's no bum, [Eb] he works down the street.
[G] He bought the neighborhood deli.
_ _ Back on his feet, [Eb] now he's chopping up meat.
[G] Come inside, maybe you'll hear him say.
[C] Try the rye or the kaiser, [Bb] they're on special tonight.
[C] If you want, you can have [Gm] an [F] appetizer.
You [C] might like a salami, [Bb] and the liver's alright.
[C] And they'd really go well [Eb] with the rye [G] or the kaiser. _ _ _
_ _ [Gm] _ Never eats while on the job.
He heard it's good to stay home today.
_ But he makes a pretty mean shiit kebab.
Have a taste, they were made fresh today.
[C] Try the rye or the kaiser, [Bb] or the wheat or the white.
[C] Maybe I can suggest an [Gm] _
appetizer.
[C] Stay away from the tuna, [Dm] it smells funny tonight.
But [C] you just can't go wrong [Eb] with the rye [G] or the kaiser. _ _ _
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_ _ _ So today, his deli comes [Cm] first.
Steady [G] dreams of his past [Gm] days of glory.
_ [G] Goes in the bag and eats up on the liverwurst.
All the while, you can still hear him say.
It's [C] the rye or the kaiser, [Bb] it's the thrill of one bite.
Let [C] me please be your [Gm] catering advisor.
[F] _ [C] If you want substitutions, [Bb] I won't put up a fight.
You [C] can have your roast beef [Eb] on the rye _ _ _ _ [G] or the kaiser. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ [Eb] _ The rye or [G] the kaiser.
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_ _ [Eb] _ The rye or [Gm] the kaiser.
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