"Weird Al" Yankovic: Even Worse - Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White Chords

[E] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [E] _ _ _
_ [Em] It's all [E] my fault, I let it [B] slip _
Doctor, [A] _ [A#] _ [G] _ [D] _ [E] every night I have a stranger's dream, sir
_ _ Doctor, listen to me, tell me what this means, sir
_ _ First, I'm going shopping in my underwear
[G] Then all of a sudden I'm floating in that air
[C] My nipples fall off and everybody starts to [B] stare
Donuts and hot [G] dogs are flying everywhere [E] now
So wait a minute, you ain't heard nothing yet, kid.
_ _ Next comes the part that I won't ever forget, kid.
_ _ Now I'm being followed by these fresh spies.
[G] They give me some Velcro and an order of fries.
[C] Suddenly I'm folding onto Starship Enterprise.
[B] I fall down a hole [G] and that's what I [A] saw.
I'm [C] stuck in a closet with [E] Fatal White.
_ _ _ [A] I'm [Bm] stuck in a closet [C] with Fatal White.
[B] Night after night [D] [G] after night, [E] alright. _
_ _ _ _ _ _ Doctor, won't you tell me am I going insane?
_ _ _ Was it something I ate or something wrong [Em] with my brain?
_ _ _ [E] Seeing naked in church when I meet a dinosaur.
[G] Try to run but my feet have been nailed to the floor.
[C] Then a midget pushes me through a revolving door.
[B] And I'm back to the very [C] same place [B] I was before.
[A] Now I'm [D] stuck in a [C] closet with Fatal [E] White.
_ _ [A] I'm [E] stuck in a [C] closet with Fatal [B] White.
Night after night [C] after night [B] after night.
[A] And I can't bust out [G] and I can't break free.
[E] And if then just a little goose stuffy hit for me.
[A] And I can't go home [G] and I can't get loose.
[E] And I try to escape but it's just no use.
[A] And I can't ever leave [G] and I can't ever win.
[E] And we're running out of air and the walls are closing in.
[A] And I can't go back [G] and I can't get through.
[B] But then I think you're here, [G] why don't you [D] [E] let me know?
_ _ I'm all [Em] that. _
_ [E] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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[G] _ _ _ _ Doctor, [C] _ _
_ _ [B] _ _ [C] _ [E] _ _ _
[C] _ [B] _ [Em] _ _ _ _ _ [B] _
[C] _ _ [Bm] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ all those crazy dreams have started again.
_ _ _ _ I even wake up screaming now and then.
[Em] _ _ _ [E] Steam time, home from work but I forgot my address.
[G] I'm half an hour late for my algebra test.
[C] Then some slimy alien jumps out of my chest.
[B] Then I'm falling and [Cm] falling and I guess [G] you know the rest.
[A] I'm [Bm] stuck in a [C] closet with Fatal [E] White.
_ _ [D] I'm stuck in a [C] closet with Fatal [B] White.
Night after night [C] after night [F#m] after night.
I'm stuck in a [C] closet with Fatal [E] White.
[C#m] _ [G] _ [E] _ [F#m] Stuck in a closet [C] with Fatal White.
[B] Night after night [C] after night [B] after night.
[C#] Stuck in a closet [C] with Fatal White.
[E] _ _ [Em] _ [A] Stuck [G] in a [C] closet with Fatal White.
[B] Night after night.
[C] _ [C#] _ [A] Stuck in a [C] closet with Fatal White.
[Em] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [N] _