Chords for "Weird Al" Yankovic: Bad Hair Day - Callin' In Sick

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_ _ _ _ [E] _ _ [G] Hit my snooze alarm for [A] the _ _ [C] 27th time.
[Bm] _ _ _ _ [D] Just [G] don't feel like going [A] to work.
I think [C] I'll call [Bm] my boss [A] then [G] I'm
gonna [Cm] hack [G] and cop [A] and [Em] wean.
Swear [C] I got [G] some strange [A] disease.
_ [G] What's [C] that little twerp [G] gonna say? _
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[G] I could _ [A] _ _ _ _
[G] _ _ _ _ [Em] _ _ [C] _ _
[G] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _
[G] _ _ [Gm] _ [Em] _ _ _ _ [C] _
[G] shine my [A] pennies to clean my lava [C] lamp.
[B] _ _ [E] _ _ [C] I [G] could spend all day in [A] my underwear
[C] watching [B] Ernest goes [A] to town.
[B] I [C] could sit [G] and count [A] my hair.
[B] I [C] could burn [G] my _ [A] tupperware.
[G] I'm [C] not busy now [E] anyway. _ _
_ _ [D] _ _ [Em] _ _ [C] _
[G] I'm Tony!
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[G] _ _ _ _ [Em] _ _ [C] _ _
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[B] _ _ [A] I'm [B] Bill!
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[D] I'm a hippie!
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[G] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _
[G] _ _ [B] _ _ [Em] _ [Bm] _ [C] Maybe [G] I'll spend all day [A] staring at the sun
[C] and trying [B] not [E] to squint.
[G] Maybe I'll make a huge [A] colored tapestry
from [C] my belly [E] button [A] [Em] lint.
When [C] I'm sick of [G] taking [A] [Em] abuse
I [C] just make [G] up some lame [A] excuse.
[B] _
[C] Freedom's just seven digits [G] _ _ _ _
away.
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[G] I'm Tony!
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[E] _ _ _ _ [Em] _ _ [C] _ _
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[G] _ _ _ _ [Em] _ _ [C] _
[G] Make some_
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