Chords for "Weird Al" Yankovic - I Remember Larry *With Lyrics*

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Shady, remember that guy Larry Nixar?
Well he always was the neighborhood [E] clown.
Like [A] the time he pulled my pants off and he took us all our pictures and posted copies all over [E] town.
All [D] the time that [A] he dumped [E] us and wasted on [A] my lot for those wacky great phone calls [E] from [A] midnight till dawn.
[D] What a crazy [A] kid Larry was, always [E] fooling around. _ _ _ _ _ _
[A] _ Boy, what a joker, what a funny, funny [B] guy. _ _
[A] _ [E] I'll never [D] forget [A] about Larry, [E] no matter [D] how [A] I try.
Shady, you remember when I lost all my hair?
Cause Larry gave me that Nair shampoo.
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[A] And hey, how about the day he pooped and gassed?
Like my jockstrap and pills, my toothpaste, too, but with [E] glue.
All [D] those wedgies [A] he gave, [E] all those shoes [A] he tied, all those brownies he made [E] with the ex [A]-wife's side.
[D] Oh Larry, I [A] swear it was, love a minute [E] with you. _ _ _ _ _ _
[A] _ Boy, what a joker, what a funny, funny [B] guy. _ _
[A] _ [E] I'll never [D] forget [A] about Larry, [E] no matter [D] [A] how I try.
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[G] _ You know [D] I couldn't help but laugh, [A] even though he treated me [E] like fun. _ _
[G] Remember when he cut [D] my car in half?
And [E] it really [D] got [C] me good.
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_ _ _ _ [A] Shady, you remember when I broke in Larry's house late at night and tied his mouth with a [E] rag?
_ [A] Then I dragged him by his ankles through the middle of the forest and stuffed him in a big plastic [E] bag.
_ [D] If the cops [A] ever find [E] him, who knows [A] what they'd say.
But I'm sure if old Larry [E] were still with [A] us today, [D] he would have to agree [A] with me.
It was a pretty [E] good day. _
_ _ _ [A] Oh boy, what a joker, what a funny, funny [Eb] guy.
_ _ [A] [E] I'll [D] never forget [A] about Larry, [E] no [D] matter how [A] I try.
Oh boy, what a joker, what a funny, _ funny [B] guy. _ _ _ _ _
_ [A] [E] I'll [D] never [A] forget about Larry, [E] no [D] matter how _ I [G] try.
_ _ No matter how I [A] _ try. _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ [D] _ I'll [A] never forget about _ Larry, no _ _ _ matter how I try.
I'll never forget about _ Larry, _ _ [D] _ _ _
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