Ironic chords

_ _ F# _ _ _ _ _ _ .
_ _ B _ _ N _ _ E _ _ .
_ B _ E _ _ B _ _ F# An old man turned G#m 98 F# by the lottery and died the G#m next day.
F# It's a black fly in your G#m chardonnay.
F# It's a death row pardon two minutes G#m too late.
F# And isn't it B ironic.
_ _ F# _ G#m It's like F# praying B on _ F# your wedding G#m day.
It's a F# free ride B _ _ F# _ G#m any day.
It's F# the good B advice F# that you're just G#m getting paid.
A And who E would have thought F# it figures.
_ Used to play it B safe.
A#m Was afraid to G#m fly.
He F# packed his _ .
B suitcase.
D#m He just kissed G#m goodbye.
He F# waited his whole B damn life D#m to take G#m that flight.
F# And as the pain B crashed down he F# fell.
Well, this is this G#m night.
F# And isn't it ironic.
B _ D#m Don't you think.
G#m It's like F# praying.
B _ _ F# _ _ G#m It's a F# free ride B _ _ F# _ G#m any day.
It's the F# good B advice F# that you're just G#m getting paid.
A And who E would have thought F# it figures.
_ _ E Life is a funny way of B sneaking up on you when you think everything's E okay and everything's going fine.
B _ _ _ G#m And life is a funny way of B knowing you have a way of thinking everything's going wrong.
And everything G#m blows up in your B face.
_ _ _ F# Traffic B jam.
D#m When you're already G#m late.
And F# no B smoking sign F# on your cigarette G#m break.
F# It's like ten B thousand spoons D#m when all you need G#m is a knife.
F# It's meeting the man of B my dreams.
F# And then meeting his G#m beautiful wife.
And F# isn't it ironic.
B _ F# Don't you think.
G#m A little F# too ironic.
B _ F# And yeah, I really do G#m think.
It's like F# praying.
_ B _ _ F# _ _ G#m It's a F# free ride B _ _ F# _ G#m any day.
It's the F# good advice B _ F# that you're just G#m getting paid.
A And who would E have thought F# it figures _ _ _ .
G#m _ _ _ _ B _ _ And yeah, G#m life is a funny way of B sneaking up on you.
_ G#m _ .
Life is a funny, funny B way of helping G#m you out.
Helping you out.
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