Chords for Benny Bell - I'll Never Get Drunk Again
Tempo:
103.95 bpm
Chords used:
F
C
B
E
Bb
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[C] [Bb]
[F]
[C] Yesterday I took a [F] drink of booze, then I [C] took another drink [F] of booze, [Bb] then I drank
another and [F] then another and [D] then another, and [G] everything I saw I saw in [C]
twos.
I [F] started
stumbling all around until I heard [D] a [F] funny sound like this and this.
[B] Wait a minute boys,
who did that?
[E] I did it.
Now what do you think, this [Em] is stable?
It's [B] only a small whip though.
Well cut it out.
[F] I did not know from where it came, but there I heard it just the same
like this and this.
Oh [B] hold it, didn't I tell you to cut it out?
I couldn't help it, it
slipped out.
Well if you keep it in your pocket it won't slip out.
I scratched [D] my head, I
scratched my neck and I scratched my shiny [B] nose.
I [G] scratched my feet, I scratched my
pants and I even [C] scratched my toes.
The [F] more I scratched [C] and watched the boys, [F] the less
I knew who made a noise like this [C] and this.
I'll never get [F] drunk again.
[C]
[F] [C] [F]
Wow, [E] it's raining
cats and dogs outside.
What makes you think it's raining cats and dogs?
I just [F] stepped
into my puddle.
[C] [F]
Say, do you know [Em] what the diaper said to the baby?
I give up, what did
the diaper say to the baby?
You better drop it kid, I got you covered.
[E]
[C] [F]
[G] [C]
[Em] Here's a riddle
honey, what's the difference between a bathroom and a kitchen sink?
I don't know, what is
the difference?
Say, if you don't know the difference between a bathroom and a kitchen
sink, don't you ever come up [C] my house.
[F] [Bb] [F]
Happy [Em] birthday to you my darling.
Never mind, why
didn't you get me a birthday [E] present?
Well I tried to get you some toilet [B] water, but
the dog on seat kept falling down on my head.
The more [C] I scratched and watched the [F] boys,
the [Bb] less I knew who made a [F] noise like this and this.
I'll never drink rye [E] again.
[Gm] I'll
start eating pie again.
[C] I'll never touch corn as sure as I'm born and I'll
[F]
[C] Yesterday I took a [F] drink of booze, then I [C] took another drink [F] of booze, [Bb] then I drank
another and [F] then another and [D] then another, and [G] everything I saw I saw in [C]
twos.
I [F] started
stumbling all around until I heard [D] a [F] funny sound like this and this.
[B] Wait a minute boys,
who did that?
[E] I did it.
Now what do you think, this [Em] is stable?
It's [B] only a small whip though.
Well cut it out.
[F] I did not know from where it came, but there I heard it just the same
like this and this.
Oh [B] hold it, didn't I tell you to cut it out?
I couldn't help it, it
slipped out.
Well if you keep it in your pocket it won't slip out.
I scratched [D] my head, I
scratched my neck and I scratched my shiny [B] nose.
I [G] scratched my feet, I scratched my
pants and I even [C] scratched my toes.
The [F] more I scratched [C] and watched the boys, [F] the less
I knew who made a noise like this [C] and this.
I'll never get [F] drunk again.
[C]
[F] [C] [F]
Wow, [E] it's raining
cats and dogs outside.
What makes you think it's raining cats and dogs?
I just [F] stepped
into my puddle.
[C] [F]
Say, do you know [Em] what the diaper said to the baby?
I give up, what did
the diaper say to the baby?
You better drop it kid, I got you covered.
[E]
[C] [F]
[G] [C]
[Em] Here's a riddle
honey, what's the difference between a bathroom and a kitchen sink?
I don't know, what is
the difference?
Say, if you don't know the difference between a bathroom and a kitchen
sink, don't you ever come up [C] my house.
[F] [Bb] [F]
Happy [Em] birthday to you my darling.
Never mind, why
didn't you get me a birthday [E] present?
Well I tried to get you some toilet [B] water, but
the dog on seat kept falling down on my head.
The more [C] I scratched and watched the [F] boys,
the [Bb] less I knew who made a [F] noise like this and this.
I'll never drink rye [E] again.
[Gm] I'll
start eating pie again.
[C] I'll never touch corn as sure as I'm born and I'll
Key:
F
C
B
E
Bb
F
C
B
_ _ [C] _ _ _ _ [Bb] _ _
_ [F] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [C] Yesterday I took a [F] drink of booze, _ _ then I [C] took another drink [F] of booze, _ _ [Bb] then I drank
another and [F] then another and [D] then another, and [G] everything I saw I saw in [C]
twos.
I [F] started
stumbling all around until I heard [D] a [F] funny sound like this and this.
[B] Wait a minute boys,
who did that?
[E] I did it.
Now what do you think, this [Em] is stable?
It's [B] only a small whip though.
Well cut it out.
[F] I did not know from where it came, but there I heard it just the same
like this and this.
Oh [B] hold it, didn't I tell you to cut it out?
I couldn't help it, it
slipped out.
Well if you keep it in your pocket it won't slip out.
I scratched [D] my head, I
scratched my neck and I scratched my shiny [B] nose.
I [G] scratched my feet, I scratched my
pants and I even [C] scratched my toes.
The [F] more I scratched [C] and watched the boys, [F] the less
I knew who made a noise like this [C] and this.
I'll never get [F] drunk again.
_ _ _ [C] _
_ [F] _ _ _ [C] _ _ [F] _ _
Wow, [E] it's raining
cats and dogs outside.
What makes you think it's raining cats and dogs?
I just [F] stepped
into my puddle. _ _ _ _ _
[C] _ _ [F] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ Say, do you know [Em] what the diaper said to the baby?
I give up, what did
the diaper say to the baby?
You better drop it kid, I got you covered.
[E] _ _ _
[C] _ _ _ _ [F] _ _ _ _
_ [G] _ _ _ _ _ _ [C] _
[Em] Here's a riddle
honey, what's the difference between a bathroom and a kitchen sink?
I don't know, what is
the difference?
Say, if you don't know the difference between a bathroom and a kitchen
sink, don't you ever come up [C] my house. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[F] _ _ [Bb] _ _ [F] _ _ _
Happy [Em] birthday to you my darling.
Never mind, why
didn't you get me a birthday [E] present?
Well I tried to get you some toilet [B] water, but
the dog on seat kept falling down on my head.
_ The _ _ more [C] I scratched and watched the [F] boys,
the [Bb] less I knew who made a [F] noise like this and this.
I'll never drink rye [E] again.
[Gm] I'll
start eating pie again.
[C] I'll never touch corn as sure as I'm born and I'll
_ [F] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [C] Yesterday I took a [F] drink of booze, _ _ then I [C] took another drink [F] of booze, _ _ [Bb] then I drank
another and [F] then another and [D] then another, and [G] everything I saw I saw in [C]
twos.
I [F] started
stumbling all around until I heard [D] a [F] funny sound like this and this.
[B] Wait a minute boys,
who did that?
[E] I did it.
Now what do you think, this [Em] is stable?
It's [B] only a small whip though.
Well cut it out.
[F] I did not know from where it came, but there I heard it just the same
like this and this.
Oh [B] hold it, didn't I tell you to cut it out?
I couldn't help it, it
slipped out.
Well if you keep it in your pocket it won't slip out.
I scratched [D] my head, I
scratched my neck and I scratched my shiny [B] nose.
I [G] scratched my feet, I scratched my
pants and I even [C] scratched my toes.
The [F] more I scratched [C] and watched the boys, [F] the less
I knew who made a noise like this [C] and this.
I'll never get [F] drunk again.
_ _ _ [C] _
_ [F] _ _ _ [C] _ _ [F] _ _
Wow, [E] it's raining
cats and dogs outside.
What makes you think it's raining cats and dogs?
I just [F] stepped
into my puddle. _ _ _ _ _
[C] _ _ [F] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ Say, do you know [Em] what the diaper said to the baby?
I give up, what did
the diaper say to the baby?
You better drop it kid, I got you covered.
[E] _ _ _
[C] _ _ _ _ [F] _ _ _ _
_ [G] _ _ _ _ _ _ [C] _
[Em] Here's a riddle
honey, what's the difference between a bathroom and a kitchen sink?
I don't know, what is
the difference?
Say, if you don't know the difference between a bathroom and a kitchen
sink, don't you ever come up [C] my house. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[F] _ _ [Bb] _ _ [F] _ _ _
Happy [Em] birthday to you my darling.
Never mind, why
didn't you get me a birthday [E] present?
Well I tried to get you some toilet [B] water, but
the dog on seat kept falling down on my head.
_ The _ _ more [C] I scratched and watched the [F] boys,
the [Bb] less I knew who made a [F] noise like this and this.
I'll never drink rye [E] again.
[Gm] I'll
start eating pie again.
[C] I'll never touch corn as sure as I'm born and I'll