Chords for Bob Rivers More Twisted Christmas "It's the Most Fattening Time of the Year"

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70.05 bpm
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G

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Ab

Bbm

Am

Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
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Bob Rivers More Twisted Christmas "It's the Most Fattening Time of the Year" chords
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Ha ha!
Put on your seatbelts, everybody!
Put on your food belts!
One, [Eb] two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight
Oh, no, it's not that time of year again!
No, it can't be!
It [D] can't be!
Tell me!
Pinch [Dm] me!
[Bbm] Tell me it's not here!
[G] It's the [Am] most fattening [G] time of the [D] year
With that pumpkin pie filling and everyone [Am] swilling [F] down eggnog and [Gb] beer
[G] It's the most fattening time [Eb] of the [Dm] year
[G] It's the lip [Am]-smackingest [Em] season of [F] all
While you're shopping, you're cheating, [A] impulsively [F] eating that junk at the mall
[Gb] It's the hair [Eb] [Am]-heaviest season [Gm] of all
There'll be turkeys for [Em] basting and stuffing for [F] tasting and giblets and [G] gravy will flow
There'll [Ab] be cookies [Bb] that mom baked and a leftover [Cm] fruitcake [Fm] from a Christmas a long time ago
[Em] It's the scale-flattening [G] time of the [Cm] year
[Bbm] While [F] you're dieting, you're blowing, [A] there's calories going [F] straight down to your [D] rear
[C] It's the scale [A]-flattening time [Ab] of the year
[Dm] [Bm] Hey, wait a minute, wait a minute!
I [Am] know there's food everywhere!
Eggnog flowing [C] out of fountains!
It's like one big bar [Fm] mitzvah!
But listen, you don't have to [G] do that!
You can have small [Em] portions and make ribbons instead of fudge!
[Ab] You can [Dm] do it!
Please try!
[C] There'll be after [Em]-meal dozing and [F] arteries closing, cholesterol [C] levels will grow
[Ab] It's too cold to go [Bb] jogging, too brisk for [Cm] tobogganing, so pass me [Db] a hot buttered roll
[D] [G]
Don't you dare touch that roll!
I'm watching!
[Ab] It's the [Bbm] most fattening time [Ab] of the [Gb] [Eb] year
All [Ebm] those gingerbread [Fm] shingles and chocolate Kris [Gb] Kringles will tremble in [G] fear
[Fm] It's the most [Bbm] fattening time, [Ab] it's a belt [Bbm]-loosening [Bb] time
It's the most fattening time [Db] [B] of the year
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G
2131
F
134211111
Ab
134211114
Bbm
13421111
Am
2311
G
2131
F
134211111
Ab
134211114
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Ha ha!
Put on your seatbelts, everybody!
Put on your food belts!
One, _ [Eb] two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight_
Oh, no, it's not that time of year again!
No, it can't be!
It [D] can't be!
Tell me!
Pinch [Dm] me!
[Bbm] Tell me it's not here!
[G] It's the [Am] most fattening [G] time of the [D] year
With that pumpkin pie filling and everyone [Am] swilling [F] down eggnog and [Gb] beer
[G] It's the most fattening time [Eb] of the [Dm] year
[G] It's the lip [Am]-smackingest [Em] season of [F] all
While you're shopping, you're cheating, [A] impulsively [F] eating that junk at the mall
[Gb] It's the hair [Eb] [Am]-heaviest season [Gm] of all
_ There'll be turkeys for [Em] basting and stuffing for [F] tasting and giblets and [G] gravy will flow
There'll [Ab] be cookies [Bb] that mom baked and a leftover [Cm] fruitcake [Fm] from a Christmas a long time ago
[Em] It's the scale-flattening [G] time of the [Cm] year
[Bbm] While [F] you're dieting, you're blowing, [A] there's calories going [F] straight down to your [D] rear
[C] It's the scale [A]-flattening time [Ab] of the year
[Dm] [Bm] Hey, wait a minute, wait a minute!
I [Am] know there's food everywhere!
Eggnog flowing [C] out of fountains!
It's like one big bar [Fm] mitzvah!
But listen, you don't have to [G] do that!
You can have small [Em] portions and make ribbons instead of fudge!
[Ab] You can [Dm] do it!
Please try!
[C] There'll be after [Em]-meal dozing and [F] arteries closing, cholesterol [C] levels will grow
[Ab] It's too cold to go [Bb] jogging, too brisk for [Cm] tobogganing, so pass me [Db] a hot buttered roll
[D] _ [G]
Don't you dare touch that roll!
I'm watching!
[Ab] It's the [Bbm] most fattening time [Ab] of the [Gb] [Eb] year
All [Ebm] those gingerbread [Fm] shingles and chocolate Kris [Gb] Kringles will tremble in [G] fear
[Fm] It's the most [Bbm] fattening time, [Ab] it's a belt [Bbm]-loosening [Bb] time
It's the most fattening time [Db] _ [B] of the year _

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