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E Pizza Pit Pizza, it's not about the slice, it's about the nice.
_ Party?.
_ Keep the change, jerkwad.
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_ Wow, I want to be him.
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G _ .
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Bb _ .
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Dm _
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I
F work down
C at the Pizza _
G Pit, and I
F drive an old
C Hyundai.
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G _ .
I
D steal from the
E new
C Hyundai, _ but they don't
D let me.
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G I'm a sci
F-fi
C fanatic, mild asthmatic,
G.
never
F been to second
C base.
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G There's a whole
D other me
Em that you
C need to see.
Go
G check out my space.
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C.
So
G _ _
D I'm
G 6 _
C _ .
_
G _ _
D'5, and
G I look damn
C good.
I drive a
G Maserati,
D _ _
Em _
C and I love a glass
D of wine.
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C They turn
G _
D girls on,
G and I'm the
C scariest.
I
G tell them I
D don't want
G nothing
C serious, because even
G on a snow
D day, I can
Em have a three
C-way.
Turn two
D women at one time,
G I'm so much
C cooler on
G my own.
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So much cooler
C on
G my own.
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I
F get home,
C I kiss my mom,
G and she
F fixes me a
C snack.
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G And I
D head down to
Em my
C basement bedroom and
D fire up
G my Mac.
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F And real life,
C the only time I've
G.
ever
F even been
C to L.
A.
_
G When I
D got the chance
Em with the
C marching band to play
D tuba in the Rose
G Parade.
_ _
C _ .
G Oh,
D all night,
G I left _
C _ .
G posts for
D Calvin Klein.
G I've been in
C GQ, I'm single
G and rich,
D and I got
Em a set of six
C-pack abs that would blow
D your mind.
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C.
It
G turns
D girls on,
G and I'm the
C scariest.
I
G tell them I
D don't want
G nothing
C serious, because even
G on a snow
D day, I can
G have a three
C-way.
Turn two women
D at one
G time, I'm so much cooler on my own.
_ .
Yeah, I'm cooler
C on my own.
D When you got my kind of
G stats, it's hard to get a
C date, let alone
D a real
G girlfriend.
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D But I grow another
G foot and lose a bunch of
C weight every time I
D log in.
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G _ .
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D _
C Dad, what are you doing?.
I pay
G for this.
Technically, this is
D my computer.
Why are you
Em making out a profile?.
I'm making new
C friends.
Friends?.
G Why are all your friends so chespy?.
They are?.
C Oh, maybe I'll
G get some new friends,
D like
G that cute
C.
guitarist
G over there.
_
Am _
G _ _ .
Yeah?.
Who's that?.
Who cares?.
And he can sing!.
I can't sing.
No!.
Oh, my God.
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D _ _ _
A _
Em _ _ _ .
_
C _ _ _
G _ _ _ _ .
_ _ _ _
C _ All
G.
night,
D _
G I left
C posts
G.
for
D _
C Calvin Klein.
It turns girls on,
G _ .
D and I'm the
Em scariest.
C _ It turns girls
D on, and _
Dm _
G I'm _ _ .
C _ _
Em the scariest.
_
G Yeah, I'm cooler on my own.
Yeah, I'm so
F much cooler
C on
G my own.
Yeah, I'm cooler on my own.
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C _ _
G _ _ _ _
C _ .
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G What the hell are you doing?.
_
Bb _ .
C _ _ _
G What?.
I said, what the hell are you doing?
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C _ Marching music
D makes me
C hot.
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