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_ _ E Pizza Pit Pizza, it's not about the slice, it's about the nice.
_ Party?.
_ Keep the change, jerkwad.
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_ Wow, I want to be him.
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I F work down C at the Pizza _ G Pit, and I F drive an old C Hyundai.
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I D steal from the E new C Hyundai, _ but they don't D let me.
_ G I'm a sci F-fi C fanatic, mild asthmatic, G.
never F been to second C base.
_ G There's a whole D other me Em that you C need to see.
Go G check out my space.
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So G _ _ D I'm G 6 _ C _ .
_ G _ _ D'5, and G I look damn C good.
I drive a G Maserati, D _ _ Em _ C and I love a glass D of wine.
_ C They turn G _ D girls on, G and I'm the C scariest.
I G tell them I D don't want G nothing C serious, because even G on a snow D day, I can Em have a three C-way.
Turn two D women at one time, G I'm so much C cooler on G my own.
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So much cooler C on G my own.
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I F get home, C I kiss my mom, G and she F fixes me a C snack.
_ G And I D head down to Em my C basement bedroom and D fire up G my Mac.
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F And real life, C the only time I've G.
ever F even been C to L.
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_ G When I D got the chance Em with the C marching band to play D tuba in the Rose G Parade.
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G Oh, D all night, G I left _ C _ .
G posts for D Calvin Klein.
G I've been in C GQ, I'm single G and rich, D and I got Em a set of six C-pack abs that would blow D your mind.
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It G turns D girls on, G and I'm the C scariest.
I G tell them I D don't want G nothing C serious, because even G on a snow D day, I can G have a three C-way.
Turn two women D at one G time, I'm so much cooler on my own.
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Yeah, I'm cooler C on my own.
D When you got my kind of G stats, it's hard to get a C date, let alone D a real G girlfriend.
_ D But I grow another G foot and lose a bunch of C weight every time I D log in.
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_ D _ C Dad, what are you doing?.
I pay G for this.
Technically, this is D my computer.
Why are you Em making out a profile?.
I'm making new C friends.
Friends?.
G Why are all your friends so chespy?.
They are?.
C Oh, maybe I'll G get some new friends, D like G that cute C.
guitarist G over there.
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Yeah?.
Who's that?.
Who cares?.
And he can sing!.
I can't sing.
No!.
Oh, my God.
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_ _ _ _ C _ All G.
night, D _ G I left C posts G.
for D _ C Calvin Klein.
It turns girls on, G _ .
D and I'm the Em scariest.
C _ It turns girls D on, and _ Dm _ G I'm _ _ .
C _ _ Em the scariest.
_ G Yeah, I'm cooler on my own.
Yeah, I'm so F much cooler C on G my own.
Yeah, I'm cooler on my own.
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_ _ G What the hell are you doing?.
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C _ _ _ G What?.
I said, what the hell are you doing?
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_ D _ _ Em _ _ C _ Marching music D makes me C hot.
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