Chords for Corey Taylor - X-M@$

_ _ _ _ _ Ho ho ho ho!
_ Yeah!
[B] _ _
[F#] _ [C#] Yeah!
_ [F#] There _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ain't nothing more depressing [C#] than a pine tree, _ _ gussied up with candy canes and balls.
_ Those carolers have kept me up for hours.
_ [G#] It's Merry Christmas seeping through my walls.
[F#] _ Now I'm no Wiccan, commie [F#m] nut or nothing, _ but there's one damn holiday that [G#] I can't stand.
It ain't Halloween [F#] or Thanksgiving or even [D#m] April Fools, [C#] but it'll surely make a fool out of every man.
Ha!
If I ain't [B] drunk then it ain't Christmas.
You know when sick those [F#] sick people's hells.
_ If I ain't hammered [C#] then it ain't hookah.
And all you [D#] motherfuckers go to hell.
_ [F#] If I ain't cock out then [B] it ain't swanza.
_ _ Joy to the world, [C#] Jackie Coops.
_ [F#] If I ain't drunk then [C#] it ain't Christmas.
_ _ I ain't never anything [F#] but broke. _ _ _ _
_ Now every year the malls are just a madhouse.
_ _ Full of [B] empty pockets, nods and smiles.
_ [B] Just the smell of eggnog [F#] makes me vomit.
And [G#] those colored lights are fucking infantile.
[B] _ [C#] I think we collectively [F#] as a people
_ should rise against this corporate [B] jolly noise
_ and tell the world let's [D#] buy some peace and quiet for a change
[B] before we [D#] spend it all on fucking toys.
[F#] Ha!
So if I ain't [B] drunk then it ain't Christmas.
_ [F#] _ You know when sick those sick people's hells.
_ [C#] _ If I ain't hammered then it ain't hookah.
_ La la la la la, go [F#] fuck yourself.
[D#] _ _ [F#] If I ain't cocked out then [B] it ain't swanza.
_ _ Joy to the [C#] world, Kittens Goats.
_ If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas.
_ [F#] So leave this god damn snooze the fuck alone.
Ha!
_ _ _ _ Merry fucking Christmas! _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ Bye Simon! _ _