The Real Slim Shady chords

Cm _ _ _ _ Fm _ G _ F May I have G your attention Ab please.
_ May I have your attention please _ .
C Will the real Slim Ab Shady please stand Cm up.
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up.
We're gonna have a problem here.
Y'all act like you never seen a G white person before, jaws all on the floor like Paley, Tommy just burst in the Ab door.
They started whooping her ass worse than before, they first were divorced, sewing her over furniture.
It's the return of the-.
Aw, wait, no wait, you're kidding.
He didn't just say G what I think he did, did he.
Cm And Fm Dr.
Dre said, nothing, Cm you idiot.
Dr.
Dre's dead, locked in my basement.
Feminist women love Eminem.
Ticka ticka ticka Bb Slim Shady, G I'm sick of him.
Look at him, walking Fm around, raving his you-know-what, Eb flipping a you-know-who.
Yeah, Cm but he's so cute though.
Yeah, I probably Ab got a couple of screws up in my head loose, Cm but no worse than what's going on in your parents' bedrooms.
Ab Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let Eb loose.
Can't, but it's cool for Em Tom Green to hump a dead Ab moose.
My um is on your lips, my um is on your lips.
And if I'm lucky, you might G just give it a little kiss.
Ab And that's the message that we deliver to little kids and expect them not to know what a woman's G d is.
Cm Of course they're gonna know when in their courses.
By the time they hit fourth grade, they got the Discovery Channel.
Don't think we ain't nothing but Fm mammals.
Well, some Ab of us cannibals, we eat other people open like antelopes.
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes, then there's no reason that a man and another man can't eat loaf.
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote.
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the Cm chorus, and it goes-.
I'm Slim Shady, Fm yes, I'm the real Shady.
Eb All you other Slim Shadys G are just demonstrating.
Cm So, I'm the real Slim Fm Shady.
Please stand up, Eb please stand up, G please stand up.
Cm Cause I'm Slim Shady, Fm yes, I'm the real Shady.
Eb All you other Slim Shadys G are just demonstrating.
Cm So, I'm the real Slim Fm Shady.
Please stand up, Eb please stand up, G please stand up.
Cm Well, Slim don't got a cluster Fm of raps and style records.
Eb Well, I do.
You think D I give a damn about a Grammy.
Half Eb of you critics can't even stomach you, let alone stand me.
But Slim, Ab what if you win.
Wouldn't it be weird.
Why.
You guys can just lie to get G me here.
So Cm you can Fm sit me here next to Britney Spears.
Ab Christina Aguilera better switch Cm these chairs.
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Dirk.
And hear them argue over who G she gave to first.
Cm Little put me on blast on MTV.
Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim.
I should Fm download her audio on MP3.
Eb And show the whole Db world how you gave Eminem.
G Cm I'm Ab sick of you little girl and boy groups.
All you do is annoy me.
So I B have been sitting here to destroy Cm you.
And there's a million of us just like me.
Who cuss like me.
Who don't give a f like me.
Who dress like me.
Walk, talk and act like me.
And thus might be the next best thing.
But not quite me.
Cause I'm Slim Fm Shady.
Yes, I'm the real Eb Shady.
All you other Slim G Shadys are just Cm demotivating.
So won't the real Slim Fm Shady please stand Eb up.
Please stand G up.
Please stand Cm up.
Cause I'm Slim Fm Shady.
Yes, I'm the real Eb Shady.
All you other Slim Dm Shadys are just Cm demotivating.
So won't the real Fm Slim Shady please stand Eb up.
Please stand G up.
Please stand up.
Cm I'm like a Ab hedge whip to listen to.
Cause I'm only giving you things you joke about with your friends.
G Inside your living room the only difference Ab is I got the balls.
To say it in front of y'all.
And I don't gotta be G false.
Or sugar Ab coated at all.
I just get on the mic and spit it.
And whether you like to G admit it.
I just Eb better than 90 of you rappers out kid.
Then you want the out kid kids eat up these albums like.
Cause it's funny.
Fm Cause at the rate I'm going when I'm Eb 30.
I'll be the only person in the Cm nursing home flirty.
The nurse's Fm ass is front of Ab me.
With jerkins and I'm jerking.
But this whole back of our agra isn't working.
And every single person is a Slim Shady Eb lurking.
He could be working at G Burger King.
Spitting on your onion rings.
Eb Or in the F parking lot circling.
Cm Screaming I don't give a.
With his windows down and his system up.
So would the Rush Day please stand up.
And put one of those G fingers on he stand up.
And be Fm proud to be D outta your mind and outta A control.
Then one more time loud as Cm you can.
How does it go.
I'm Slim Fm Shady.
Yes I'm the real Eb shady.
All you other Slim G Shady's are just in my Cm favor.
So won't the real Fm Slim Shady please stand Eb up.
Please stand G up.
Please stand Cm up.
Cause I'm Slim Fm Shady.
Yes I'm the real Eb shady.
All you other Slim Shady's are G just in my Cm favor.
So won't the real Fm Slim Shady please stand Cm up.
Please stand up.
Please stand up.
Cause I'm Slim Shady.
Yes, Fm I'm the real Eb Shady all you other slim Dm Shadys are just Cm imitating.
So walk the real Slim Shady Fm please Cm stand up, please stand G up, please stand Cm up.
I'm Slim Fm Shady, yes I'm the real Eb Shady, all you other slim G Shadys are just Cm imitating.
So walk the real Fm Slim Shady please stand Eb up, please stand G up, please stands Cm up.
Haha, Fm _ guess there's a Slim Bb Shady in all of Cm us.
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