Chords for GRANDPA GOT RUN OVER BY A BEER TRUCK

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_ Grandpa got run over by a beer truck, beer truck, coming out of Woody's [Bb] Christmas Day,
_ Grandpa got a job out [F] at the brewery, [C] I never knew that she could [F] drive that way,
_ [Dm] Grandpa was out drinking [F] with the floozies, [Dm] _ spending all of Grandma's [F] hard earned gold,
[Bb] He didn't have enough to [F] pay the bartend, [C] so Woody tossed him out [F] into the snow, _
[Dm] _ Grandpa stood there frozen [F] in the headlights, [Dm] he looked just as helpless [F] as a deer, _
[Bb] I don't think he was afraid [F] of dying, _ [C] I think he was afraid [F] he'd spill [Bb] his [F] beer, _
[C] [F] Grandpa got run over by a beer truck, _ _ coming out of Woody's [Bb] Christmas Day, _
_ Grandma got a job out [F] at the _ brewery, [C] I never knew that she could [F] drive that _ way,
[Dm] Who'd have thought he'd end [F] up as a roadkill, [Dm] she flattened him right on [F] the center line,
He [Bb] could have made it to the curb [F] if he were quicker, but [C] she backed it up and squashed him [F] one more time,
[Dm] _ Grandma cried and cried at [F] Grandpa's funeral, _
_ [Dm] not because we peeled him [F] off the road,
_ [Bb] All the loot she got from [F] his insurance, _
_ [C] went to pay the bartender [F] that he [Bb] [F] owed,
[C] _ [F] Grandpa got run over by a beer truck, _ coming out of Woody's [Bb] Christmas Day,
_ Grandma got a job [F] out at the _ brewery, [C] I never knew that she could [F] drive that way,
I [C] never knew that she could [F] drive that way,
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