Chords for Justin Bieber "Baby" Parody - Horny

_ [Cm] Ho-woah-woah-woah _ -woah-woah-woah
Ho [Gm]-woooah-woah _ [Eb]-woah
You know I'm horny
I know you care
[Cm] I'll scoop you up
In my wheelchair
I want your body
To smell your farts
[Bb] And let me watch you while you're playing in the yard
[Eb] Are we an item?
Boy quit playing
[D] I wear [Cm] a diaper
To keep from spraying
[Ab] Then there's another, looked right at my tail flies.
[Bb] My first love broke my heart for the first time.
[Eb] And now I'm so horny, horny, horny, oh!
[Cm] Horny, horny, horny, oh!
[Ab]
Horny, [Ab] horny, horny, [Bb] oh!
I'm so horny all of the time, [Eb] time.
Horny, horny, horny, [Cm] oh!
Horny, horny, horny, oh!
[Ab]
Horny, horny, horny, oh!
[Bb] I'm so horny all of the time, [Eb] time.
When I was 63, I saw my [Cm] first boy.
Nobody compared to my baby.
[Ab] He filled my pants with joy.
He had me going crazy.
Gave me [Bb] half a chub.
[G] I kidnapped him daily.
I gave him [Eb] back rubs.
I brought my pants down.
And beat my meat when I [C] saw him in the street.
[Ab] Spying on him in the playground.
Chatting in the chatroom every week.
He got my Jimmy raging.
Cause he was [Bb] so amazing.
[Gm] But now my balls are aching.
And I just [Eb] keep on staying.
Horny, horny, horny, oh!
[Cm] Horny, horny, horny, oh!
[Ab] Horny, horny, horny, oh!
[Bb] I'm so horny all of the time, [Eb] time.
Horny, horny, horny, oh!
[Cm] Horny, horny, horny, oh!
[Ab]
Horny, horny, horny, oh!
[Bb] I'm so horny all of the time.
Get in [Eb] our van.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Get in [Cm] our van.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Get in our van.
[Ab] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Get in [F] our van.
Our ice [Eb] cream van. _ _ _ _ _ _ _