Chords for Left and Right Brain[Lyrics] Bo Burnham- What

_ [C] _ _ _ Hello patient 24602.
Hi, I'm sorry.
How are you feeling?
Not great.
Has the treatment been working?
No, it hasn't been.
What are your remaining symptoms?
I just I [Cm] internalize my feelings
I just I have trouble articulate other [C] people and relating to them is just hard.
So basically you're still a little bitch.
Yeah, real mature of you disembodied voice up there.
I'm just joking nigga.
We are right by Oakland careful with that shit
I'm not human I can say whatever I want.
Alright, just get to the- what what's wrong with me?
What is wrong with me, please?
Your emotions and your logic are at war.
Okay, your creativity and your analysis are at war and most simply your left and right brain are at war.
My left and my right.
To fix the problem we [Fm] must separate them from each other.
[C] Separate?
Splitting your neurological functions in five four three
We book an appointment.
You don't just start counting down.
This [G] may hurt a bit.
I don't even know what it is.
Zero.
Just-
_ [A] _
[C#] _ _ [C] _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
_ _ _ Isolation complete. _ _
[G#] This is Bo's left brain.
Objective, logical, cold, analytical, aware of patterns, aware of trends.
[F] He's efficient and [E] a prick.
_ [A] This is Bo's right brain.
[E] Subjective, [B] creative, sensory, [E] [A] aware of feelings, aware of people.
[E] He's [B] emotional.
Yes.
[E] And an [A] idiot.
It's your opinion.
So just-
Careful with the [B] pants.
Very [E] nice.
I am the left brain.
I am the [A] left brain.
I work really hard till my [E] inevitable death brain.
You got a job to do.
You better [B] do it right.
And the right [E] way is with the left [A] brain's might.
I like [E] Oreos and pussy.
[B] And [E] I cried for at least [A] an hour after [C#m] watching Toy Story [B] 3.
[C#m] I am the right [A] brain.
[E] I have feelings.
[B] I'm [E] a little all over the [A] place, but I'm lustful, [C#m] trustful, and I'm looking for [E] somebody to love.
I put my penis in.
[C#m] Here comes a female.
Here comes a [A] female.
Puff your chest out, take [D] your phone, and check [E] your email.
Our
evolutionary purpose is [B] repopulate.
So gather data now and [E] see if she's a possible mate.
Holy fuck.
I think [B] she might be the one.
_ [A] There's something about her.
I [C#m] just can't describe it.
[E] _ Tits.
[C#m] I am the earth's chief, the [B] glorious sun.
I [A] want her to trust me, and I just [C#m] want her to sit on my face.
Sit.
_ [E] All right now right brain, you're being [B] insane.
No left brain.
I'm just [C#m] being alive.
You should try [A] it.
You might like [E] it.
I worked hard to give him everything he [A] cared about.
You were worried about the things that he was [E] scared about.
I'm calm and collected when you act wild.
I am the adult.
You are the child.
You think you're the right one [B] every time.
You [A] think you know everything.
[C#m] You don't know anything [E] at all.
Half of his problems were [B] supposed to be mine, but [A] you wanted everything.
I [C#m] hope that you're happy, because he's [E] sure not.
_ _ According to my calculations,
[A] _ [B] [E] you're a pussy.
Name-calling, really?
We're gonna do name-calling?
I'm not calling names.
I'm stating facts.
[A] And the fact is, [B] you're a [E] quivering pussy.
I'm the pussy?
Well, at least I don't play with toys still, okay?
Rubik's cubes are not [A] toys.
To keep [E] my spatial reasoning skills sharp, left brain plays with toys.
Look at you, [Em] Johnny [A] fucking
[B] toy [C#] player.
Well, at least I did my fucking job.
I kept him working.
I kept him [G#] productive.
[C#] You were supposed to look after him.
You're supposed to keep him [Em] emotionally stable through all this, now you're trying to [B] blame me for how he's feeling.
[A] How he's feeling.
[B] If he's feeling unhappy, it's because [Em] you failed him.
[B] You did this to him.
He hates you.
I know he does.
He fucking hates you. _ _
_ [G] _ [C#m] Right _ _ [E] _ _
_ [D] brain, look, I'm sorry.
_ [Gm] No, you're not.
_ [C#m] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _ _
[D] _ _ [G#] _ _ _ [D#] [C#m] Look, maybe there's something [E] that [A] we could do [E] together. _ _ _
Together.
_ [C#m] Take the [E] best parts of both of us,
put them [A] _ [E] together.
_ I'm listening. _
[C#] It would let you [A] let your feelings out.
[E] It would [G#m] let me [B] analyze.
[C#] So you could man [A] the themes, [E] I'll man the [B] form.
[C#] It's something that [A] George [E] Carlin did.
It's something [B] that Steve Martin [C#m] did.
It's something [A] special that we could both [B] perform.
[F#] Do you know what it is?
[N] Juggling.
We could juggle and juggle our cares away. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ It was comedy.
We could do comedy together.
Initiate reassembly.
Right [G] brain, we're gonna do comedy together, alright?
Alright, left brain, I'll do comedy with you.
Look, we can [E] fix him like [G#] this.
We can make him happy again, I [C#] promise.
Five, [F#m] [G] four, three, two, one.
Left brain, I love you.
Three, _ [E] two, one. I know.
[F#m] _ _ _
Experimentation complete.
Thank you very much. _ _ _ _