Chords for My Getting Old Song "FUNNY"

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_ _ _ _ _ _ Joe, how you doing tonight?
Doing good Dave, how about you?
I'm glad you came by.
I was wondering if we could record a song about getting old.
[G] I know it's inevitable that we're all getting older.
I can relate to that.
And you can relate.
And [B] I just know that old folks and young folks realize this,
but I don't know if the young folks are quite as sold on it as the older folks.
But I thought this song might shed a little light on the subject and I'd really enjoy recording it.
Let's do it.
Let's give it a shot.
Alright.
This song is called Man, It's Heck When You're Getting Old. _ _ _ _ _
_ [C] Woke up yesterday or the day before
Couldn't find my shoes [G] nowhere on the floor _
Started to talk, but no [C] one was there
And all of [G] a sudden I got a [C] blank stare _ _ _
_ [B] _ [G] Where, oh where, [Fm] am [C] I right? _
Why am I sitting here [G] all alone? _
There's supposed to be somewhere or so [C] I've been told
Man, it's heck [G] when you're getting [C] old _ _
_ [A] [C] I went to [G] the doctor, he [F] gave me [C] the news
Why I have trouble [G] finding my shoes
_ I went home [C] and sat in my chair
I watched [G] TV there in my [C] underwear _ _ _
_ [G] _ _ Where, oh where, [F] am I right [C] now?
Why am I sitting [G] here all alone?
There's supposed to be [F] somewhere or so I've [C] been told
[G] Man, it's heck when you're getting [C] old _ _
_ [G] _ A lady said, sir, [F] are you okay?
She pointed at my chest in [Am] such [G] disarray
[C] I [G] slowly looked [F] down and figured [C] it out
Oh, [G] that's yesterday's dessert, no doubt
[C] _ _
_ _ _ Where, [E] oh [F] where, am I [C] right now?
Why am I sitting here [G] all alone?
_ [C] There's supposed [G] to be somewhere [F] or so [C] I've been told
[G] Man, it's heck when you're getting [C] old _ _
_ [G] _ [C] I went to the restroom [F] and raised [C] that seat
Trying to [G] be prim and proper and neat
_ [C] Just then [G] I started [F] and I [C] couldn't stop
I hit [G] everything but the hole in the pot _
_ _ _ Where, [D] oh where, [F] am I [C] right now?
Why am I sitting here [G] all alone? _
_ There's supposed to be somewhere [F] or so [C] I've been told
[G] Man, it's heck when you're getting [C] old _
_ [G] _ I saw some [F] kids in my living [C] room
Where did they come from and [B] belong [G] and to whom?
_ I watched them [F] play and to my [G] surprise
I saw myself right there in their eyes
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_ _ _ Where, [E] oh [F] where, am I [C] right now?
Why am I sitting [G] here all alone?
[C] There's supposed to [G] be somewhere or [F] so [C] I've been told
[G] Man, it's heck when you're getting [C] old _ _
_ [G] _ You young'uns may laugh but [F] I say with [C] a grin
It's a matter [G] of time till the [Am] truth [G] settles in
_ You may say this [F] day won't [C] come along
You live [G] long enough, you'll find you were [C] wrong _
_ _ _ Where, [D] oh where, [F] am I [C] right now?
Why am I sitting [G] here all alone?
_ There's supposed to be somewhere [F] or so [C] I've been told
[G] Man, it's heck when you're getting old
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_ [G] _ To all of us old [F] ones who's already [C] there
Wish we'd never [B] had to [G] have lunch there
_ Hope you don't have to spend [F] much [C] time alone
Keep calling [G] your loved ones on the [C] phone _ _
_ _ _ Where, oh [E] [F] where, am I [C] right now?
Why am I sitting here [G] all alone? _
[C] There's supposed to [G] be somewhere or [F] so I've [C] been told
Man, it's heck when you're getting old _
Man, it's heck [G] when you're [C] getting old _
_ _ _ _ [N] Man, I'm glad you came by tonight.
I sure wanted to record that while I could remember all the words.
So, thanks [B] a lot Joe, I appreciate it.
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