Chords for Rodney Carrington - Dear Penis
Tempo:
147.55 bpm
Chords used:
G
A
D
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
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Hello, I'm Rodney Carrington.
Dear Penis, [G] I don't think [A] I like you [D] anymore.
[G] You used to watch [A] me shave, now [D] all you do is stare at the floor.
Oh, [G] dear Penis, I [A] don't like you [D] anymore.
[G] It used to [A] be you and me, a [D] paper towel and a dirty magazine.
[G] That's all [A] we needed to [D] get by.
[G] Now it [A] seems things have changed.
[D] I think that you're the one to blame, [G] dear Penis.
I [A] don't like you [D] anymore.
Now he sings, Dear Rodney, [G] I don't think [A] I like you [D] anymore.
Cause
[G] when you get [A] to drinking, [D] you put me places I've never been before.
[G] Dear Rodney, I [A] don't like you [D] anymore.
[G] Why can't [A] we just get a grip [D] on our man-to-hand relationship?
[G] On the [A] terms with truly how [D] we feel.
[G] If we put [A] our heads together, [D] we'd just stay home forever, [G] dear Penis.
[A] I think I like you [D] after all.
Oh, [G] and Rodney, [A] while you're shaving, shave [D] my balls.
[G]
Dear Penis, [G] I don't think [A] I like you [D] anymore.
[G] You used to watch [A] me shave, now [D] all you do is stare at the floor.
Oh, [G] dear Penis, I [A] don't like you [D] anymore.
[G] It used to [A] be you and me, a [D] paper towel and a dirty magazine.
[G] That's all [A] we needed to [D] get by.
[G] Now it [A] seems things have changed.
[D] I think that you're the one to blame, [G] dear Penis.
I [A] don't like you [D] anymore.
Now he sings, Dear Rodney, [G] I don't think [A] I like you [D] anymore.
Cause
[G] when you get [A] to drinking, [D] you put me places I've never been before.
[G] Dear Rodney, I [A] don't like you [D] anymore.
[G] Why can't [A] we just get a grip [D] on our man-to-hand relationship?
[G] On the [A] terms with truly how [D] we feel.
[G] If we put [A] our heads together, [D] we'd just stay home forever, [G] dear Penis.
[A] I think I like you [D] after all.
Oh, [G] and Rodney, [A] while you're shaving, shave [D] my balls.
[G]
Key:
G
A
D
G
A
D
G
A
_ Hello, I'm Rodney Carrington. _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Dear Penis, _ _ [G] I don't think [A] I like you _ [D] anymore. _
_ _ _ _ [G] You used to watch [A] me shave, now [D] all you do is stare at the floor.
Oh, [G] dear Penis, I [A] don't like you [D] anymore. _
_ _ _ _ _ [G] It used to [A] be you and me, a [D] paper towel and a dirty magazine.
_ [G] _ That's all [A] we needed to [D] get by.
_ _ _ _ _ [G] _ Now it [A] seems things have changed.
[D] I think that you're the one to blame, [G] dear Penis.
I [A] don't like you _ [D] anymore. _
Now he sings, _ Dear Rodney, _ [G] I don't think [A] I like you [D] anymore.
Cause _ _ _
_ [G] when you get [A] to drinking, _ [D] you put me places I've never been before.
[G] Dear Rodney, I [A] don't like you [D] anymore. _ _ _ _ _
_ [G] _ Why can't [A] we just get a grip [D] on our man-to-hand _ _ relationship?
[G] _ On the [A] terms with truly how [D] we feel. _ _ _ _ _
_ [G] _ If we put [A] our heads together, [D] _ _ we'd just stay home forever, [G] dear Penis.
[A] I think I like you [D] after all. _ _ _
Oh, [G] and Rodney, [A] while you're shaving, shave [D] my balls. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[G] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Dear Penis, _ _ [G] I don't think [A] I like you _ [D] anymore. _
_ _ _ _ [G] You used to watch [A] me shave, now [D] all you do is stare at the floor.
Oh, [G] dear Penis, I [A] don't like you [D] anymore. _
_ _ _ _ _ [G] It used to [A] be you and me, a [D] paper towel and a dirty magazine.
_ [G] _ That's all [A] we needed to [D] get by.
_ _ _ _ _ [G] _ Now it [A] seems things have changed.
[D] I think that you're the one to blame, [G] dear Penis.
I [A] don't like you _ [D] anymore. _
Now he sings, _ Dear Rodney, _ [G] I don't think [A] I like you [D] anymore.
Cause _ _ _
_ [G] when you get [A] to drinking, _ [D] you put me places I've never been before.
[G] Dear Rodney, I [A] don't like you [D] anymore. _ _ _ _ _
_ [G] _ Why can't [A] we just get a grip [D] on our man-to-hand _ _ relationship?
[G] _ On the [A] terms with truly how [D] we feel. _ _ _ _ _
_ [G] _ If we put [A] our heads together, [D] _ _ we'd just stay home forever, [G] dear Penis.
[A] I think I like you [D] after all. _ _ _
Oh, [G] and Rodney, [A] while you're shaving, shave [D] my balls. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[G] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _