Stan Lyrics (Eminem ft. Dido) Chords
Tempo:
150 bpm
Chords used:
E
Ab
Gb
Abm
B
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[N] Please don't [E] go, don't wonder [Gb] why I [B] got out of bed at [Ab] all
The morning rain clouds up [Gb] my window
[B] And I can't see at all
Even if I could, it'd all be grey
But your picture on my [Ab] wall
It [E] reminds me [Abm] that it's not so bad
It's not so bad
Please don't [E] go, don't wonder [Gb] why I got out of bed at [Ab] all
The morning [E] rain clouds up [Gb] my window
And I can't see at [Abm] all
Even [E] if I could, [Gb] it'd all be grey
But your picture on my [Ab] wall
It [E]
reminds me [Fm] that it's not so bad
[E] It's not so bad
[Ab] Yes ma'am, I wrote [E] you but you still ain't callin'
[Gb] I left my cell, my pager and my home phone at the bottom
[Abm] I sent two letters back in [E] autumn, you must not have got them
[Gb] There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin'
[Ab] Sometimes I scribble the address, it's too [E] sloppy when I jot em'
[Gb]
But anyways, fuck it, what's been up man, how's your daughter?
[Ab] My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm bout [E] to be a father
If I [F] have a daughter, guess what I'ma [E] call her?
I'ma name her Bonnie
[Ab] I read about your Uncle [E] Ronnie too, I'm sorry
[B] I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didn't want him
[Ab] I know you probably hear this [Em] everyday, but I'm your biggest [Gbm] fan
I even got the underground shit that you did with [Abm] Scam
I got a room full of your [E] posters and your pictures [Gb] man
I like the shit you did with Rockets too, that shit was [Ab] fat
Anyways, I hope you [E] get this man, hit me [F] back, just a chat
To the [E] doors, your biggest fan, this is [Abm] Stan
Please don't [E] call him, [Gb]
[Abm] [E]
[Gb] I can't see it [Abm] at all
[E] I read it [Gb] all, [Ab]
he fanned my [E] laundry
But [Fm] it's not so bad, [E] it's not so bad
Dear [Ab] Slim, you still ain't called [Em] or wrote
I hope you have a [Gb] chance, I ain't mad
I just think it's fucked up you don't answer [Ab] fans
If you didn't wanna talk [E] to me outside the concert, [Gb] you didn't have to
If you could've signed an autograph for Matthew, [Ab] that's my little brother man
He's only [Em] 6 years old, we [Gb] waited in the blistering cold for you
4 hours and you just said [Abm] no
That's pretty shitty man, [Em] you're like his fucking idol
[F] He wants to be just like you [E] man, he likes you more than I do
[Ab] I ain't that mad though, I [E] just don't like being lied [Gbm] to
Remember when we met in Denver?
You said if I write you, you [Ab] would write back
See I'm just like [E] you in a way, I never [Gbm] knew my father neither
He used to always cheat on my mom and beat [Ab] her
I can relate to what [E] you're saying in your songs
[Gbm] So when I have a shitty day, I [B] drift away and put them on
Cause I [Ab] don't really got shit else, so that shit [E] helps when I'm depressed
[Fm] I even got a tattoo of [E] your name across the chest
[Abm] Sometimes I even cut myself [Em] to see how much it bleeds
It's [B] like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me
See [Ab] everything you say is real, and I [E] respect it cause you tell it
[Gb] My girlfriend's jealous cause I talk about you 24-7
[Ab] But she don't know you like I know you [E] Slim, no one does
[Gb] She don't know what it was like for people like us growing up
She's glad [Ab] I called me man, I'll be [E] the biggest fan
You'll never lose, [Fm] sincerely yours Stan
P.S. [E] We should be together too
[Abm] [E]
[Gb]
[Abm] [E]
[Gb]
[Abm] [E] [Gb]
[Ab]
[E] Dear mister, [Fm]
[E] [Ab]
I'm too good to [E] call or write my fans
[Gb] This will be the last package I ever send your ass
It's been [Ab] 6 months, it's still no work
[E] I don't deserve it, I know you [Gbm] got my last two letters
I wrote the addresses on them purpose
[Ab] So this is my cassette I'm sending [E] you, I hope you hear it
[Gb] I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway
[Ab] Hey Slim, I drank [Em] a fifth of vodka, you can't make me [F] drive
You know the song by [Em] Bill Collins from the air of the night
[Ab] About that guy who could've [E] saved that other guy from drowning
[Gb] But didn't, then Bill saw it all, then at his door he found him
[Ab] That's kinda how this is, [E] you could've rescued me from drowning
[Gbm] Now it's too late, I'm on a thousand downers now, I'm [Ab] drowsy
And all I wanted was [E] a lousy letter of a call
[Gbm] I hope you know I ripped all of your pictures off the wall
[Abm] I love you Slim, [E] we could've been together, think [F] about it
You're ruined now, I hope [E] you can't sleep and you dream [Ab] about it
And when you dream [E] I hope you can't sleep and you scream [Gbm] about it
I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't breathe without [Ab] me
See Slim, [E] shut up bitch, I'm trying to talk
[Gb] Hey Slim, that's my girlfriend screaming in the trunk
But I [Ab] didn't slit her throat, I [E] just tied her up
See I ain't like you, [Gb] cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more
And then she'll die too, [Dbm] well, gotta [E] go
I'm almost at the bridge [Fm] now, oh shit, I forgot
[E] How am I supposed to send this shit out?
[Ab] [E]
[Fm] [E]
[Abm] [E]
[F] [E]
[Abm] She's [E] no colder one than [Gb]
I [B] [Abm]
[E] [Gb]
[B] can see at [Abm] all
She's [E] bright and [Gb] gray, but [B] you're the picture on my [Ab] mind
[E] And [Fm] it's not so bad, [E] it's not so bad
Dear [Ab] Stan, I meant to write you sooner [E] but I've just been busy
[Gbm] You said your girlfriend's pregnant [Bm] now, how far [Bb] along is she?
[Abm] Look, I'm really flattered [E] to record your daughter that
[Gb] And here's an autograph for your brother, [Bm] I wrote it on [Bb] the starter cap
[Ab] I'm sorry I [E] didn't see you at the show, I must have [Gb] missed you
Don't think I did that shit [B] intentionally just to diss [Ab] you
But what's the shit you [E] said about just like to cut your [F] wrist too?
I say that shit just [E] clowning dawg, come on, how fucked up is [Abm] she?
You got some issues [E] Stan, I think you need some counseling
[Gb] To help your ass from bouncing off [B] the walls when you [Bb] get down some
[Abm]
And what's this shit [E] about us meant to be together?
[Gb] That type of shit'll make me not [Bm] want us to meet each other
[Ab] I really think you [E] and your girlfriend need each other
[Gb] But maybe you just need to treat [B] her better
I hope you get to [Abm] read this letter
I just [E] hope you read this during time before [F] you hurt yourself
I think that [E] you'll be doing just fine if you [Ab] relax a little
I'm [E] glad I inspired you but Stan, [Gbm] why are you so mad?
[Bm] Try to understand that I [Bb] do want you as a [Ab] fan
I just don't [E] want you to do some crazy shit
I [Gb] seen this one shit on the news a couple [Bm] weeks ago that [Bb] made me sick
[Ab] Some dude was drunk and [Em] drove his car over a bridge
And [Gb] had his girlfriend in the trunk, she [B] was pregnant with his kid
And in [Ab] the car they found a chase, [E] but they didn't say if it was true
[Fm] Come to think about it, his name [E] was
It was you
Damn
[Eb] [D]
The morning rain clouds up [Gb] my window
[B] And I can't see at all
Even if I could, it'd all be grey
But your picture on my [Ab] wall
It [E] reminds me [Abm] that it's not so bad
It's not so bad
Please don't [E] go, don't wonder [Gb] why I got out of bed at [Ab] all
The morning [E] rain clouds up [Gb] my window
And I can't see at [Abm] all
Even [E] if I could, [Gb] it'd all be grey
But your picture on my [Ab] wall
It [E]
reminds me [Fm] that it's not so bad
[E] It's not so bad
[Ab] Yes ma'am, I wrote [E] you but you still ain't callin'
[Gb] I left my cell, my pager and my home phone at the bottom
[Abm] I sent two letters back in [E] autumn, you must not have got them
[Gb] There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin'
[Ab] Sometimes I scribble the address, it's too [E] sloppy when I jot em'
[Gb]
But anyways, fuck it, what's been up man, how's your daughter?
[Ab] My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm bout [E] to be a father
If I [F] have a daughter, guess what I'ma [E] call her?
I'ma name her Bonnie
[Ab] I read about your Uncle [E] Ronnie too, I'm sorry
[B] I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didn't want him
[Ab] I know you probably hear this [Em] everyday, but I'm your biggest [Gbm] fan
I even got the underground shit that you did with [Abm] Scam
I got a room full of your [E] posters and your pictures [Gb] man
I like the shit you did with Rockets too, that shit was [Ab] fat
Anyways, I hope you [E] get this man, hit me [F] back, just a chat
To the [E] doors, your biggest fan, this is [Abm] Stan
Please don't [E] call him, [Gb]
[Abm] [E]
[Gb] I can't see it [Abm] at all
[E] I read it [Gb] all, [Ab]
he fanned my [E] laundry
But [Fm] it's not so bad, [E] it's not so bad
Dear [Ab] Slim, you still ain't called [Em] or wrote
I hope you have a [Gb] chance, I ain't mad
I just think it's fucked up you don't answer [Ab] fans
If you didn't wanna talk [E] to me outside the concert, [Gb] you didn't have to
If you could've signed an autograph for Matthew, [Ab] that's my little brother man
He's only [Em] 6 years old, we [Gb] waited in the blistering cold for you
4 hours and you just said [Abm] no
That's pretty shitty man, [Em] you're like his fucking idol
[F] He wants to be just like you [E] man, he likes you more than I do
[Ab] I ain't that mad though, I [E] just don't like being lied [Gbm] to
Remember when we met in Denver?
You said if I write you, you [Ab] would write back
See I'm just like [E] you in a way, I never [Gbm] knew my father neither
He used to always cheat on my mom and beat [Ab] her
I can relate to what [E] you're saying in your songs
[Gbm] So when I have a shitty day, I [B] drift away and put them on
Cause I [Ab] don't really got shit else, so that shit [E] helps when I'm depressed
[Fm] I even got a tattoo of [E] your name across the chest
[Abm] Sometimes I even cut myself [Em] to see how much it bleeds
It's [B] like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me
See [Ab] everything you say is real, and I [E] respect it cause you tell it
[Gb] My girlfriend's jealous cause I talk about you 24-7
[Ab] But she don't know you like I know you [E] Slim, no one does
[Gb] She don't know what it was like for people like us growing up
She's glad [Ab] I called me man, I'll be [E] the biggest fan
You'll never lose, [Fm] sincerely yours Stan
P.S. [E] We should be together too
[Abm] [E]
[Gb]
[Abm] [E]
[Gb]
[Abm] [E] [Gb]
[Ab]
[E] Dear mister, [Fm]
[E] [Ab]
I'm too good to [E] call or write my fans
[Gb] This will be the last package I ever send your ass
It's been [Ab] 6 months, it's still no work
[E] I don't deserve it, I know you [Gbm] got my last two letters
I wrote the addresses on them purpose
[Ab] So this is my cassette I'm sending [E] you, I hope you hear it
[Gb] I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway
[Ab] Hey Slim, I drank [Em] a fifth of vodka, you can't make me [F] drive
You know the song by [Em] Bill Collins from the air of the night
[Ab] About that guy who could've [E] saved that other guy from drowning
[Gb] But didn't, then Bill saw it all, then at his door he found him
[Ab] That's kinda how this is, [E] you could've rescued me from drowning
[Gbm] Now it's too late, I'm on a thousand downers now, I'm [Ab] drowsy
And all I wanted was [E] a lousy letter of a call
[Gbm] I hope you know I ripped all of your pictures off the wall
[Abm] I love you Slim, [E] we could've been together, think [F] about it
You're ruined now, I hope [E] you can't sleep and you dream [Ab] about it
And when you dream [E] I hope you can't sleep and you scream [Gbm] about it
I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't breathe without [Ab] me
See Slim, [E] shut up bitch, I'm trying to talk
[Gb] Hey Slim, that's my girlfriend screaming in the trunk
But I [Ab] didn't slit her throat, I [E] just tied her up
See I ain't like you, [Gb] cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more
And then she'll die too, [Dbm] well, gotta [E] go
I'm almost at the bridge [Fm] now, oh shit, I forgot
[E] How am I supposed to send this shit out?
[Ab] [E]
[Fm] [E]
[Abm] [E]
[F] [E]
[Abm] She's [E] no colder one than [Gb]
I [B] [Abm]
[E] [Gb]
[B] can see at [Abm] all
She's [E] bright and [Gb] gray, but [B] you're the picture on my [Ab] mind
[E] And [Fm] it's not so bad, [E] it's not so bad
Dear [Ab] Stan, I meant to write you sooner [E] but I've just been busy
[Gbm] You said your girlfriend's pregnant [Bm] now, how far [Bb] along is she?
[Abm] Look, I'm really flattered [E] to record your daughter that
[Gb] And here's an autograph for your brother, [Bm] I wrote it on [Bb] the starter cap
[Ab] I'm sorry I [E] didn't see you at the show, I must have [Gb] missed you
Don't think I did that shit [B] intentionally just to diss [Ab] you
But what's the shit you [E] said about just like to cut your [F] wrist too?
I say that shit just [E] clowning dawg, come on, how fucked up is [Abm] she?
You got some issues [E] Stan, I think you need some counseling
[Gb] To help your ass from bouncing off [B] the walls when you [Bb] get down some
[Abm]
And what's this shit [E] about us meant to be together?
[Gb] That type of shit'll make me not [Bm] want us to meet each other
[Ab] I really think you [E] and your girlfriend need each other
[Gb] But maybe you just need to treat [B] her better
I hope you get to [Abm] read this letter
I just [E] hope you read this during time before [F] you hurt yourself
I think that [E] you'll be doing just fine if you [Ab] relax a little
I'm [E] glad I inspired you but Stan, [Gbm] why are you so mad?
[Bm] Try to understand that I [Bb] do want you as a [Ab] fan
I just don't [E] want you to do some crazy shit
I [Gb] seen this one shit on the news a couple [Bm] weeks ago that [Bb] made me sick
[Ab] Some dude was drunk and [Em] drove his car over a bridge
And [Gb] had his girlfriend in the trunk, she [B] was pregnant with his kid
And in [Ab] the car they found a chase, [E] but they didn't say if it was true
[Fm] Come to think about it, his name [E] was
It was you
Damn
[Eb] [D]
Key:
E
Ab
Gb
Abm
B
E
Ab
Gb
[N] _ _ _ Please don't [E] go, don't wonder [Gb] why I [B] got out of bed at [Ab] all
The morning rain clouds up [Gb] my window
_ [B] And I can't see at all
Even if I could, it'd all be grey
But your picture on my [Ab] wall
It _ [E] reminds me [Abm] that it's not so bad
It's not so bad _ _
Please don't [E] go, don't wonder [Gb] why I got out of bed at [Ab] all
The morning [E] rain clouds up [Gb] my window
And I _ can't see at [Abm] all
Even [E] if I could, [Gb] it'd all be grey
But your picture on my [Ab] wall
It _ [E]
reminds me [Fm] that it's not so bad
[E] It's not so bad
_ [Ab] Yes ma'am, I wrote [E] you but you still ain't callin'
[Gb] I left my cell, my pager and my home phone at the bottom
[Abm] I sent two letters back in [E] autumn, you must not have got them
[Gb] There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin'
[Ab] Sometimes I scribble the address, it's too [E] sloppy when I jot em'
[Gb]
But anyways, fuck it, what's been up man, how's your daughter?
[Ab] My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm bout [E] to be a father
If I [F] have a daughter, guess what I'ma [E] call her?
I'ma name her Bonnie
[Ab] I read about your Uncle [E] Ronnie too, I'm sorry
[B] I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didn't want him
[Ab] I know you probably hear this [Em] everyday, but I'm your biggest [Gbm] fan
I even got the underground shit that you did with [Abm] Scam
I got a room full of your [E] posters and your pictures [Gb] man
I like the shit you did with Rockets too, that shit was [Ab] fat
Anyways, I hope you [E] get this man, hit me [F] back, just a chat
To the [E] doors, your biggest fan, this is [Abm] Stan
Please don't [E] call him, _ [Gb] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [Abm] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _ _
[Gb] _ _ _ _ I can't see it [Abm] at all
_ _ _ [E] _ I read it [Gb] all, _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [Ab] _
he fanned my [E] laundry
But [Fm] it's not so bad, [E] it's not so bad
Dear [Ab] Slim, you still ain't called [Em] or wrote
I hope you have a [Gb] chance, I ain't mad
I just think it's fucked up you don't answer [Ab] fans
If you didn't wanna talk [E] to me outside the concert, [Gb] you didn't have to
If you could've signed an autograph for Matthew, [Ab] that's my little brother man
He's only [Em] 6 years old, we [Gb] waited in the blistering cold for you
4 hours and you just said [Abm] no
That's pretty shitty man, [Em] you're like his fucking idol
[F] He wants to be just like you [E] man, he likes you more than I do
[Ab] I ain't that mad though, I [E] just don't like being lied [Gbm] to
Remember when we met in Denver?
You said if I write you, you [Ab] would write back
See I'm just like [E] you in a way, I never [Gbm] knew my father neither
He used to always cheat on my mom and beat [Ab] her
I can relate to what [E] you're saying in your songs
[Gbm] So when I have a shitty day, I [B] drift away and put them on
Cause I [Ab] don't really got shit else, so that shit [E] helps when I'm depressed
[Fm] I even got a tattoo of [E] your name across the chest
[Abm] Sometimes I even cut myself [Em] to see how much it bleeds
It's [B] like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me
See [Ab] everything you say is real, and I [E] respect it cause you tell it
[Gb] My girlfriend's jealous cause I talk about you 24-7
[Ab] But she don't know you like I know you [E] Slim, no one does
[Gb] She don't know what it was like for people like us growing up
She's glad [Ab] I called me man, I'll be [E] the biggest fan
You'll never lose, [Fm] sincerely yours Stan
P.S. [E] We should be together too
[Abm] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _
_ [Gb] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [Abm] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _ _
[Gb] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[Abm] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _ _ [Gb] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [Ab] _
_ _ [E] _ Dear mister, [Fm] _ _
_ _ [E] _ _ _ _ [Ab] _
I'm too good to [E] call or write my fans
[Gb] This will be the last package I ever send your ass
It's been [Ab] 6 months, it's still no work
[E] I don't deserve it, I know you [Gbm] got my last two letters
I wrote the addresses on them purpose
[Ab] So this is my cassette I'm sending [E] you, I hope you hear it
[Gb] I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway
[Ab] Hey Slim, I drank [Em] a fifth of vodka, you can't make me [F] drive
You know the song by [Em] Bill Collins from the air of the night
[Ab] About that guy who could've [E] saved that other guy from drowning
[Gb] But didn't, then Bill saw it all, then at his door he found him
[Ab] That's kinda how this is, [E] you could've rescued me from drowning
[Gbm] Now it's too late, I'm on a thousand downers now, I'm [Ab] drowsy
And all I wanted was [E] a lousy letter of a call
[Gbm] I hope you know I ripped all of your pictures off the wall
[Abm] I love you Slim, [E] we could've been together, think [F] about it
You're ruined now, I hope [E] you can't sleep and you dream [Ab] about it
And when you dream [E] I hope you can't sleep and you scream [Gbm] about it
I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't breathe without [Ab] me
See Slim, [E] shut up bitch, I'm trying to talk
[Gb] Hey Slim, that's my girlfriend screaming in the trunk
But I [Ab] didn't slit her throat, I [E] just tied her up
See I ain't like you, [Gb] cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more
And then she'll die too, [Dbm] well, gotta [E] go
I'm almost at the bridge [Fm] now, oh shit, I forgot
[E] How am I supposed to send this shit out?
[Ab] _ _ _ [E] _ _ _
_ [Fm] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _ _
_ _ _ [Abm] _ [E] _ _ _ _
[F] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _
[Abm] _ She's [E] no colder one than [Gb]
I _ _ [B] _ _ _ _ [Abm] _
_ _ [E] _ _ _ _ [Gb] _ _
_ _ [B] can see at [Abm] all
She's [E] bright and _ _ _ [Gb] _ gray, but [B] you're the picture on my [Ab] _ mind
[E] _ _ And [Fm] it's not so bad, [E] it's not so bad
Dear [Ab] Stan, I meant to write you sooner [E] but I've just been busy
[Gbm] You said your girlfriend's pregnant [Bm] now, how far [Bb] along is she?
[Abm] Look, I'm really flattered [E] to record your daughter that
[Gb] And here's an autograph for your brother, [Bm] I wrote it on [Bb] the starter cap
[Ab] I'm sorry I [E] didn't see you at the show, I must have [Gb] missed you
Don't think I did that shit [B] intentionally just to diss [Ab] you
But what's the shit you [E] said about just like to cut your [F] wrist too?
I say that shit just [E] clowning dawg, come on, how fucked up is [Abm] she?
You got some issues [E] Stan, I think you need some counseling
[Gb] To help your ass from bouncing off [B] the walls when you [Bb] get down some
[Abm]
And what's this shit [E] about us meant to be together?
[Gb] That type of shit'll make me not [Bm] want us to meet each other
[Ab] I really think you [E] and your girlfriend need each other
[Gb] But maybe you just need to treat [B] her better
I hope you get to [Abm] read this letter
I just [E] hope you read this during time before [F] you hurt yourself
I think that [E] you'll be doing just fine if you [Ab] relax a little
I'm [E] glad I inspired you but Stan, [Gbm] why are you so mad?
[Bm] Try to understand that I [Bb] do want you as a [Ab] fan
I just don't [E] want you to do some crazy shit
I [Gb] seen this one shit on the news a couple [Bm] weeks ago that [Bb] made me sick
[Ab] Some dude was drunk and [Em] drove his car over a bridge
And [Gb] had his girlfriend in the trunk, she [B] was pregnant with his kid
And in [Ab] the car they found a chase, [E] but they didn't say if it was true
[Fm] Come to think about it, his name [E] was_
It was you _
Damn
_ _ _ [Eb] _ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
The morning rain clouds up [Gb] my window
_ [B] And I can't see at all
Even if I could, it'd all be grey
But your picture on my [Ab] wall
It _ [E] reminds me [Abm] that it's not so bad
It's not so bad _ _
Please don't [E] go, don't wonder [Gb] why I got out of bed at [Ab] all
The morning [E] rain clouds up [Gb] my window
And I _ can't see at [Abm] all
Even [E] if I could, [Gb] it'd all be grey
But your picture on my [Ab] wall
It _ [E]
reminds me [Fm] that it's not so bad
[E] It's not so bad
_ [Ab] Yes ma'am, I wrote [E] you but you still ain't callin'
[Gb] I left my cell, my pager and my home phone at the bottom
[Abm] I sent two letters back in [E] autumn, you must not have got them
[Gb] There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin'
[Ab] Sometimes I scribble the address, it's too [E] sloppy when I jot em'
[Gb]
But anyways, fuck it, what's been up man, how's your daughter?
[Ab] My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm bout [E] to be a father
If I [F] have a daughter, guess what I'ma [E] call her?
I'ma name her Bonnie
[Ab] I read about your Uncle [E] Ronnie too, I'm sorry
[B] I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didn't want him
[Ab] I know you probably hear this [Em] everyday, but I'm your biggest [Gbm] fan
I even got the underground shit that you did with [Abm] Scam
I got a room full of your [E] posters and your pictures [Gb] man
I like the shit you did with Rockets too, that shit was [Ab] fat
Anyways, I hope you [E] get this man, hit me [F] back, just a chat
To the [E] doors, your biggest fan, this is [Abm] Stan
Please don't [E] call him, _ [Gb] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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[Gb] _ _ _ _ I can't see it [Abm] at all
_ _ _ [E] _ I read it [Gb] all, _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [Ab] _
he fanned my [E] laundry
But [Fm] it's not so bad, [E] it's not so bad
Dear [Ab] Slim, you still ain't called [Em] or wrote
I hope you have a [Gb] chance, I ain't mad
I just think it's fucked up you don't answer [Ab] fans
If you didn't wanna talk [E] to me outside the concert, [Gb] you didn't have to
If you could've signed an autograph for Matthew, [Ab] that's my little brother man
He's only [Em] 6 years old, we [Gb] waited in the blistering cold for you
4 hours and you just said [Abm] no
That's pretty shitty man, [Em] you're like his fucking idol
[F] He wants to be just like you [E] man, he likes you more than I do
[Ab] I ain't that mad though, I [E] just don't like being lied [Gbm] to
Remember when we met in Denver?
You said if I write you, you [Ab] would write back
See I'm just like [E] you in a way, I never [Gbm] knew my father neither
He used to always cheat on my mom and beat [Ab] her
I can relate to what [E] you're saying in your songs
[Gbm] So when I have a shitty day, I [B] drift away and put them on
Cause I [Ab] don't really got shit else, so that shit [E] helps when I'm depressed
[Fm] I even got a tattoo of [E] your name across the chest
[Abm] Sometimes I even cut myself [Em] to see how much it bleeds
It's [B] like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me
See [Ab] everything you say is real, and I [E] respect it cause you tell it
[Gb] My girlfriend's jealous cause I talk about you 24-7
[Ab] But she don't know you like I know you [E] Slim, no one does
[Gb] She don't know what it was like for people like us growing up
She's glad [Ab] I called me man, I'll be [E] the biggest fan
You'll never lose, [Fm] sincerely yours Stan
P.S. [E] We should be together too
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_ _ [E] _ Dear mister, [Fm] _ _
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I'm too good to [E] call or write my fans
[Gb] This will be the last package I ever send your ass
It's been [Ab] 6 months, it's still no work
[E] I don't deserve it, I know you [Gbm] got my last two letters
I wrote the addresses on them purpose
[Ab] So this is my cassette I'm sending [E] you, I hope you hear it
[Gb] I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway
[Ab] Hey Slim, I drank [Em] a fifth of vodka, you can't make me [F] drive
You know the song by [Em] Bill Collins from the air of the night
[Ab] About that guy who could've [E] saved that other guy from drowning
[Gb] But didn't, then Bill saw it all, then at his door he found him
[Ab] That's kinda how this is, [E] you could've rescued me from drowning
[Gbm] Now it's too late, I'm on a thousand downers now, I'm [Ab] drowsy
And all I wanted was [E] a lousy letter of a call
[Gbm] I hope you know I ripped all of your pictures off the wall
[Abm] I love you Slim, [E] we could've been together, think [F] about it
You're ruined now, I hope [E] you can't sleep and you dream [Ab] about it
And when you dream [E] I hope you can't sleep and you scream [Gbm] about it
I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't breathe without [Ab] me
See Slim, [E] shut up bitch, I'm trying to talk
[Gb] Hey Slim, that's my girlfriend screaming in the trunk
But I [Ab] didn't slit her throat, I [E] just tied her up
See I ain't like you, [Gb] cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more
And then she'll die too, [Dbm] well, gotta [E] go
I'm almost at the bridge [Fm] now, oh shit, I forgot
[E] How am I supposed to send this shit out?
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[Abm] _ She's [E] no colder one than [Gb]
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_ _ [B] can see at [Abm] all
She's [E] bright and _ _ _ [Gb] _ gray, but [B] you're the picture on my [Ab] _ mind
[E] _ _ And [Fm] it's not so bad, [E] it's not so bad
Dear [Ab] Stan, I meant to write you sooner [E] but I've just been busy
[Gbm] You said your girlfriend's pregnant [Bm] now, how far [Bb] along is she?
[Abm] Look, I'm really flattered [E] to record your daughter that
[Gb] And here's an autograph for your brother, [Bm] I wrote it on [Bb] the starter cap
[Ab] I'm sorry I [E] didn't see you at the show, I must have [Gb] missed you
Don't think I did that shit [B] intentionally just to diss [Ab] you
But what's the shit you [E] said about just like to cut your [F] wrist too?
I say that shit just [E] clowning dawg, come on, how fucked up is [Abm] she?
You got some issues [E] Stan, I think you need some counseling
[Gb] To help your ass from bouncing off [B] the walls when you [Bb] get down some
[Abm]
And what's this shit [E] about us meant to be together?
[Gb] That type of shit'll make me not [Bm] want us to meet each other
[Ab] I really think you [E] and your girlfriend need each other
[Gb] But maybe you just need to treat [B] her better
I hope you get to [Abm] read this letter
I just [E] hope you read this during time before [F] you hurt yourself
I think that [E] you'll be doing just fine if you [Ab] relax a little
I'm [E] glad I inspired you but Stan, [Gbm] why are you so mad?
[Bm] Try to understand that I [Bb] do want you as a [Ab] fan
I just don't [E] want you to do some crazy shit
I [Gb] seen this one shit on the news a couple [Bm] weeks ago that [Bb] made me sick
[Ab] Some dude was drunk and [Em] drove his car over a bridge
And [Gb] had his girlfriend in the trunk, she [B] was pregnant with his kid
And in [Ab] the car they found a chase, [E] but they didn't say if it was true
[Fm] Come to think about it, his name [E] was_
It was you _
Damn
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