Taco Grande Chords by Weird Al Yankovic

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_ _ _ [C] _ _ _ [F#] _ [Em] _
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[Em] _ _ _ [B] _ [E] Taco.
[A#] Grande. _
[Em] _ _ _ _ [A#] Taco. _ _
[Em] _ _ _ [N] _ Grande.
[B] Me quiero Jimmie Jangers Y Chilli Carrero Yo [C#] tengo el [G] dinero por un steak meccano
Las tartas y tamales siempre muy bueno Y el chili relleno
You [F] see I just gotta [Gm] have a solstare Carne asada
That's right I'm the king of the world I'm the King of the World
I want the whole enchilada.
My only addiction has to do with a [Bm] flour tortilla.
I [E] need a [D] quesadilla.
I love to stuff my [E] face with tacos al carbón.
[G] With my friends or when I'm all alone.
Yo tengo [E] mucho hambre y ahora [B] lo quiero.
Un burrito ranchero.
So give [D#] me something spicy and hot [G#m] now.
Break out the menu, what you got now?
Who would you tell the [G] waiter I'd like to have sour cream
on the side?
You better make sure the beans are refried.
[Em] _ _ _ _
_ Grande.
Taco.
_ _ Grande.
[A] _ _ _ [E] _ _ [Em] _ _ _
_ Taco. _ _ _ _ _
_ Grande.
Well, there's not a taco big enough for a man like me.
That's why I [F] ordered two or three.
Let me give you a tip.
Just try a nacho chip.
It's really good with [F#] bean dip.
I [G] eat uno, dos, tres, pato [E] burritos.
Pretty food I [F#] can't fit in my feet.
But [F] I hope they feed us lots [F#] of chicken fajitas.
And a peach on my caritas.
Well, the [E] combination [D#m] plates are almost beans and rice.
The taquitos here are very nice.
Now I'm down on my knees.
We need some extra tomatoes and cheese.
And could you make that separate check, please?
[Em] _ _ Taco. _ _
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Grande. _ _ _ _ _ _
Taco.
_ _ _ _ _ [N] _
Grande.
[Dm] Gracias, señor.
Bienvenido a [Gm] Enricos Casa de Salsar.
Tenemos muchos platos muy sabrosos.
Si puedo recomendar el ardiente [G] pollo al infierno a mi delicioso.
Sus ojos se camarán.
Su estómago [N] estará en fuego.
Se calarán en el baño por una semana.
¿Tienes
lo que hay digo, gringo estupido tonto?
Well, the food is coming.
I can hardly wait.
Now watch your fingers, careful how I [E] plate.
What do you think you're doing with my chili [Em] con queso?
Well, if [N] you want some, just say so.
Oh, boy.
Pico de gallo.
They sure don't [B] make it like this in Ohio.
No [N] crapeas?
Yo quiero jalapenos.
Nada mas, you can toss away the hot sauce.
Donde estamos nachos?
Holy frijoli!
You better get me a bowl of [G] guacamole.
Y usted, Eugene, why's your face turning [F] green?
Don't you [F#] like the pinto bean?
[B] You want some [E] more?
Send it with crisps?
If you don't, hasta la [A#m] vista.
Just [E] take the rest home in a [F#] doggy bag if you wanna.
[F] You can finish it mañana.
[A#] But it's been a pleasure, [C#m] I can't eat no more.
[B] Señora cuenta por favor, if you [D] ain't ever [F] tried real Mexican cooking,
well you oughta.
Just don't drink the water.
[Em] _ _ _
_ _ _ [E] Choco.
_ [Em] _ _
_ _ _ Grande. _ _ _
_ _ _ Choco. _ _ _
_ _ Grande. _ _ _ _
_ _ Choco. _ _ _ _
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