The Plumbing Song Chords by Weird Al Yankovic

[D#m] _ _ _ _ [G#] Who fixes plumbing problems [D] in a flash?
24 hours a day, 7 days a week?
[B] _ [E] _
_ _ _ [Bm] _ [A] _ _ _ _
[E] _ _ _ [D] _ [A] _ _ [C#m] _ _
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_ _ _ [N] _ _ _ _
[C#] Baby, I sure wish I could lend [E] you a hand, but plumbing's one thing I [C#m] don't understand.
It's true.
_ _ _ [F#] _ _
But baby, I can [C#m] tell you've got a big problem when I flush the tunnel and your shower goes on.
_ [C#] Now what's it [F#m] gonna do?
[C#m] _
If Fredo's a joke and a plunger is broke, baby, all of them ends with a monkey wrench.
_ Baby, [F#] that's for you.
_ [C#]
You!
[A] Shower back in, uh?
[D] _ Water [E] _ [N] won't go [E] down.
[D] _ _ _
My, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, [A] baby.
_ [E] _
[N] _ Don't forget my plumber.
_ [E] _ _
My, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, baby. _ _
[Bm] _ Sink or suck a [E] long plumber. _ _
[D] My, my, my, my, my, my, my, [E] my, my, baby. _ _
[D] _ Better call [E] the plumber. _ _
[Bm] _ He'll know what to _ [E] do. _
Pipes [D] been [A] blowing up.
[D] _ _ [A] _
[E] Pipes [D] been [A] breaking down. _ _
[E] _ [D] And the [A] carpet's sucked right [E] _ [F#] through.
[E] _ _ [D] Ba, ba, ba, ba, [E] ba, ba, [N] ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, [E] ba, ba, kitchen flooded too.
Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, [F#m] ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, [E] _
ba, ba, ba, ba, girl, you know [A] it's [D] true.
[C#m] This guy makes more than my logo if he works [N] for one day, got you half a year's pay.
_ He can be [C#m] here by two.
[F#m] _
[C#m] So if you got cash, he'll be there in a flash, making service calls in his _ overalls.
He'll do his best for you. _ _
[C#] _ So what's [A] back end, huh?
[D] _ _ _
[N] _ That's your feeling, [D] now.
_ [D] _
Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, [C#m] ba, ba, baby. _ _
_ Don't forget my plumber. _ _
Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, baby. _ _
[Bm] _ We keep pipe for [G#m] a month.
[D] _ _
Ba, ba, [Bm] ba, ba, ba, ba, [E] ba, ba, ba, baby. _ _
[D] _ Time to call [E] the plumber. _ _
[Bm] _ [D] Maybe call [E] a few. _ _
[F#] [F#m] Got a problem with plumbing.
Got a feeling on something.
_ _ [G#] [A] Leave it on the drip. _ _
[E] _ _ _ _ [A] _ Fit trips [E] all night.
If hairballs, [C#m] grease, and goo, won't let the [A] water through.
_ _ Leave, yeah.
[E] _ _ [N] _ _ _ _ _
When I flush the john, now when I flush the john, _ _
it's through the shower hose.
_ Ba, ba, [C#m] ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, baby.
_ [E] _ [D] _ Better call [E] my plumber.
_ _ [Bm] _ He'll know what