The White Stuff Chords by Weird Al Yankovic

_ [Ab] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [Bb] _ [Ab] _ _ _ [D] _ [Ab] _
_ _ [Bb] _ _ [Ab] [Bb] The White [Ab] Stuff, _
_ _ [Bb] _ [Ab] _ _ [D] _ _ [Ab] _
_ _ [Bb] _ _ [Ab] [Bb] White Stuff.
[Ab]
The first one was a sweet one, [C] second one was [Bb] a [Ab] blast.
Soon I finished off the bag, ate [Bb] him up real [Ab] fast.
You can see him in [Dm] my teeth, head when I [Ab] talk.
Had so many in my pancreas, just [Bb] went into shock.
[Ab] I love the White Stuff, _ baby.
[Bb] _ [Ab] In the middle of an Oreo.
_ [Bb] I [Ab] love the White Stuff, _ baby.
[Bb] _ [Ab] It's the most delicious thing I know.
_ [Bb] _ _ [Bbm]
I've had a [Ab] zillion or two,
in [Ebm] my _ life, [Dm] that's so right.
[Bbm] My teeth are all [Ab] running clear through,
but [Ebm] who _ cares?
What else am I supposed to do?
[Ab] Oh, oh, oh, oh, [Ebm] oh, oh, Oreo.
[Ab]
Oh, oh, [Bb] oh, oh, [Ab] oh, the [Bb] White Stuff.
[Ab]
Oh, oh, oh, oh, [Eb] oh, oh, [Ab] Oreo.
What's [Bb] in the middle?
_ [Ab] [Bb] White Stuff.
[Fm] The first time that I tried it, [C] got a big sugar [Fm] buzz.
Nothing gets me high as that [Ab] sandwich [D] cookie [Ab] does.
But I love the filling most, I rub it [F] on my [Fm] roast.
Mix it [Bb] in with my coffee and spread [Ab] it [Bb] on my toast.
I [Ab] love the White Stuff, _ baby.
[Bb] _ [Ab] In the middle of an Oreo.
_ _ [Bb] I [Ab] love the White Stuff, _ baby.
[Bb] _ [Ab] Take some with me everywhere I go.
_ [Bb] _ _ [Bbm]
Might [Gb] get a pimple [Ab] or two, but [Gb] so what?
It's [Dm] all right.
_ [Bbm]
Now Twinkies and Ding [Ab] Dongs won't do
all [Gb] I _ need.
You know what it is.
[Ab] Oh, oh, [Eb] oh, oh, oh, oh, Oreo.
[Ab] _
Oh, oh, [Eb] oh, oh, oh, [Ab] the [Bb] White Stuff.
[Abm]
Oh, oh, [Eb] oh, oh, oh, oh, [Ab] Oreo. _
Oh, oh, [Bb] oh, oh, oh, [Ab] the [Bb] White Stuff.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, [Eb] oh, Oreo. _
What's in the middle?
[Ab] The [Bb] White [N] Stuff. _