Chords for Tenacious D - The Final Showdown/Beelzeboss - Lyrics

[B] _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _
[D] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _
[Gb] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _
[A] _ _ _ _ [Bb] _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ [Am] I am [Bb] complete.
[Am] _ _ _ [Bb] _ I _
_ [A] _ am [Bb] complete.
Yes you are fucked, shit out of luck.
Now I'm complete and my [Em] cock will suck.
[Bb] This [A] world will be mine, [Bb] and [Am] you're first in [Bb] line.
You [A] brought me the [Bb] fate and now [A] you [Eb] shall both [B] die.
Wait, _ _
[D] _ wait, _ [Gb] _ _ wait, you [G] motherfucker!
_ _ _ We [D] challenge you to [A] a rock-off!
_ _ _ [Gb] _ [G] _ Give us [D] one chance to rock [A] your socks off!
_ _ _ _ [G] _ Fuck! _
[Bm] _ _ _ _ Fuck! _
The demon [Gbm] code [Bm] prevents me [D] from climbing a rock [Bm]-off challenge! _
[D] What [Gb] are [A] your terms?
[E] What's the catch? _ _ _ _ _ _
_ If we win, you must take your [A] sorry [E] ass back to hell!
_ _ _ And also, you [F] will have [C] to [G] pay [A] our rent! _ _ _ _
_ _ And what if I _ win?
_ _ _ _ [G] You can take Cage back to hell! _
What?
Trust me, Cage, it's the only way!
What the fuck are you talking about?
_ To be your _
[C] little_
_ [B] Fine!
_ Let the rock-off begin!
_ [C] _ [Bm] _ _ [Db] _
[E] _ [Eb] _ [G] _ [Gb] _ [Bm] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [C] [Bm] I [Dm] love [Db]
[E] apple, [Eb] I love [Bm] metal! _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [C] Second [D] is [Db]
[E] Griffith's, [Eb] [G] motherfucking [Bm] tasty! _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [B] I'm the devil, I can do what I [D] want!
Whatever I got, I'm gonna [Gb] flaunt!
There's never been a rock-off that I've [Bm] ever lost! _
_ _ _ _ I can't wait to take Cage back to [D] hell!
I'm gonna fill him with my hot demon [Gb] tail!
I'm making him swill like my scarlet pink [B] panel! _ _
_ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _
Come on, Cage, ring the thunder!
[G] There's just no way that we can [Gm] win, that was [Bb] a masterpiece!
Listen to me!
He rocks too [D] hard because he's not a [G] mortal man!
[Gm] Goddammit, Cage!
[G] He's gonna make you his [Gm] sex slave!
[Bb] You're gonna gargle mayonnaise!
No!
[D] Unless we bust a massive monster mamma [G] jam!
_ _ [Gm] Dude, [G] we've been through [Gm] so much shit!
[Eb] _ Deactivated lasers with my dick!
[Bb] Now it's time to blow this [D] fucker down!
_ _ _ _ [G] Come on, Cage, now it's time to blow doors [Eb] down!
I hear you, Jables, [Bb] now it's [F] time to blow doors [Gm] down!
Light up the stage, cause it's time for a [Eb] showdown!
We'll bend you [Bb] over, then we'll take [F] it up [G] round town!
Now we've got to blow this fucker [Eb] down!
He's gonna rape [Bb] me if we [F] do not blow doors [G] down!
Come on, Cage, now it's [Gm] time to blow doors [Eb] down!
We'll fire a [Bb] dragon, he's not a [F] bad kid!
Hey, [G] Andy Graser!
[D] The ultimate boss!
We know [Bb] your weakness!
A [D] rocket suit!
[G] We rock the catwalk and [D] blow you right!
[Bb] We will defeat you for all [D] mankind!
You [Gm] are the sister, we are [D] the d!
You [Bb] are the devil, [F] we are the d!
[G] We are the d, we [D] are the d, we [Bb] are the d, we [F] are the d, [Gm] we are the d, we [D] are the d, we [Bb] are the d, [F] we are the d, we [G] are the d, we [D] are the d, [Eb] we are the d, we are the d, we [Bb] are the [Gm] d, we are the d, we are the d, we are the d, [Eb] we are the d, we are the d, we [Bb] are the d, we are the d, we are the d, we are the d, we are the d, _
[G] _ _ _ _ _ we are the d, we are the d, we are the d, we are the d, we are the d, we are the d!!
You have [N] a fuckin' lame!
Come on, Cage, you're coming with [G] me! _
_ Taste my lightning, fucker!
[Bb] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [D] Cookin' hoon!
_ For _ what you gave you shall remain until you all complete the [C] game!
_ _ [B] Fuck [D] _ _ [Db] _ _ _ [E] _ _ [Eb] _
_ [G] _ _ _ [Gb] _ _ [C] _ _
[Bm] _ _ _ [D] _ _ [Dbm] _ _ [E] _
_ [Eb] you cakes [Gm] and [Gbm] fuck you [G] tables!
_ I'll get you Tenacious D!
_ _ _ _ _ [Dm] _ _ [D] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [Dm] _
_ _ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _