The Real Slim Shady (Clean) - Eminem Chords

[Cm] _ _ [D] _ _ [Cm] May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the [Gm] real Slim [Ab] Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We're gonna [Cm] have a problem here.
Y'all act like [Fm] you've never seen a white person before, [Eb] jaws all on the floor like [G] Pam, like Tommy just burstin' the door.
They [Fm] started whoopin' her ass worse than before, [Ab] they personally divorced, throwin' her over furniture.
It's the return of the-
Aw, wait, no wait, you're kidding.
He didn't just [G] say what I think he did, did [Cm] he?
And Dr.
Dre [Fm] said, nothing [Gm] you idiot, Dr.
[Cm] Dre's dead, locked in my basement.
Hot [Ab] feminist women love him and them.
Ticka ticka ticka Slim Shady, I'm sick [Em] of him.
Look at him, [Fm] walkin' around, rappin' his you-know-what, [Cm] flippin' his you-know-who.
Yeah, but he's so cute though.
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose, but no worse than what's [G] goin' on in your parents' bedrooms.
[Fm] Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let [Eb] loose, can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose.
My bum [Fm] is on your lips, my bum is on your [Eb] lips, and if I'm lucky you [G] might just give it a little kiss.
And that's [Ab] the message that we deliver to little kids, [Eb] and expect them not to know [Cm] what a woman's penis is.
Of course [Fm] they're gonna know what an influence is by the [Cm] time they hit fourth grade, they got the Discovery Channel.
Don't think we ain't nothin' but [Fm] mammals.
Well, [Ab] some of us cannibals who eat other people open like antelopes.
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes, then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope.
But if you feel like I feel, I got the [A] antidote.
Women with your pantyhose, sing the chorus.
And [Cm] they call me Slim [Fm] Shady, yes I'm the real Shady.
[Eb] All you other Slim [G] Shadys are just imitating.
[Cm] So won't the real Slim [Fm] Shady please stand [Eb] up, please stand [G] up, please stand [Cm] up.
Cause I'm Slim [Fm] Shady, yes I'm the real Shady.
[Eb] All you other Slim [Dm] Shadys are just imitating.
[Cm] So won't the real Slim [Fm] Shady please stand [Eb] up, please stand up, please stand up.
Slim Shady [Ab] don't got a cluster this rap to sell [Cm] records.
Well, I do. _
You think I give a [Db] damn about a Grammy?
[Eb] Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let [G] alone stand me.
But [Ab] Slim, what if you win?
Wouldn't it be weird?
Why?
You guys can [G] just lie to get me here, [Ab] so you can sit me here next to Britney Spears.
Christina Aguilera better switch me there, so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst.
And hear him argue over [G] who she gave to first.
[Cm] Little poo, put me on blast on [Ab] MTV.
Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim.
Hee hee.
I should download her audio on MP3 and show the whole world how you gave him an MP.
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me.
So I have been sitting [G] here to [Ab] destroy you.
And there's a million of us just like me, who cuss like me, who don't give a [G] f*** like me.
[Ab] Who dress like me, walk, talk, and act like me.
It just might be the next best thing, [Cm] but not quite me.
Cause I'm Slim [Fm] Shady, yeah, I'm the real [Eb] shady, all you other Slim [G] Shady's are just in my [Cm] fading.
So, I'm the real [Fm] Slim Shady.
Please stand [Eb] up, please stand [G] up, please stand [Cm] up.
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[Ab] I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only giving you things you joke about with your friends.
inside your living room the only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all
and I [G] don't gotta be false or sugar [Cm]-coated at all I [Fm] just get on the mic and spit [Eb] it and
whether you like to admit it I just better than 90% [Fm] of you rappers outkids [Eb] then you wonder
how can kids eat up these [G] albums like [Ab] it's funny set the rate I'm going when I'm 30 I'll be the
only person in the [G] nursing home [Cm] flirty the nurses [Fm] ask us when I'm [Ab] for jerkins and I'm jerking but
this [Cm] whole back of our anger isn't working and every single person is a slim shady lurking he
could be working at Burger King spitting on your onion rings or in the parking lot circling
screaming I don't give a with his windows down in the system up so will the real shady please
stand up and put [Ab] one of those fingers on each hand up and be proud to be out of your mind and
out of control and [Bb] one more [Cm] time loud as you can how does it go I'm slim [Fm] shady yes I'm the real
[Eb] shady on you other slim [G] shadys are just imitating [Cm] so won't the real [Fm] slim shady please stand [Eb] up
please stand [G] up please stand [Cm] up because I'm slim [Fm] shady yes I'm the real [Eb] shady on you other slim
[G] my [Cm] penny so what the real [Fm] stolen shady please stand [Cm] up please stand up please stand up because
I'm slim shady a [Fm] silent real [Eb] shady or you other slim [Dm] shady such as standing mod [Cm] eighty so what
the real [Fm] slim shady please stand [Eb] up please stand [G] up please stand [Cm] up because I'm slim [Fm] shady yes
I'm the real [Eb] shady on you other slim [Dm] shady so just stand my [Cm] panties I want the real [Fm] friends
they need please stand [Eb] up please stand [G] up please stand [Cm] up I [Ab] guess it's a slim [Eb] shady in all of us
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