Chords for Bubbles and the Shitrockers (feat. Alex Lifeson) - Who's Got Yer Belly

Okay boys, I'm very excited.
Thanks for doing this.
This is Who's Got Your Belly?
Take 1.
Ha ha ha ha.
You start her off.
_ _ _ _ _ [E] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ Well, a word on the street I heard somebody say
Is you had a real shit turd of a [A] day
So I looked in my pocket and guess what I [E] found
Ten digits just waiting here to take you to [F#] town
I got a five finger discount coming your way
[B] I'm a fingerball wizard, I just give it [A] away
Look across the valley where it don't feel aligned
[E] I got the friggin' tools on the end of my arm
[B] If you feel low, I put my peanut in your [C#] jelly
No one's got your back, but who's got your [E] belly on? _
_ _ _ _ _ Well, people got milk and people got game
They're both depression, but they're not the same
[A] When my baby gets my belly, she sets me on fire
[E] If the ride is feeling hard, it's cause there's air in my tire
[F#] When I get your belly, it's to show I care
[B] Six pack, a spare tire, fully clothed and bare
[A] Hey, look across the valley where it don't feel aligned
[E] I got the friggin' tools on the end of my [B] arm
The hockey game's an old time and someone broke the [A] telly
No one's got your back, but who's [E] got your belly on? _
Take it [A] out.
_ _ _ [E] _ _
_ _ [A] _ _ _ _ [B] _ _
[C] _ _ [B] _ _ [C] _ [D] _ [E] _ _
[F] _ [E] _ _ _ [F] _ [E] _ _ _
[F] _ _ [E] _ _ [G] _ _ [E] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit
You got a problem we're gonna fix
[A] You gotta aim below the tips above the belt
[E] With just the right pressure so you don't leave a well
[F#] Not a single file you fall on a drill
[B] If the left one don't get you, then the right one will
[A] Look across the valley where it don't feel aligned
[E] I got the friggin' tools on the end of my [B] arm
Got to change the litter, now your kitty's getting [A] smelly
No one's got your back, but who's got your [B] belly
If you're feeling sick, I bet you're feeling welly [A]-welly
No one's got your back, but who's got your [B] belly?
You're cooking for a guard and all that's open is a [A] deli
No one's got your back, but who's got your [B] belly?
You might be good at creaming, but you're terrible at [A] spelling
No [E] one's got your back, but who's got your belly?
Come on, yeah
Check _ [Em] _
_ _ _ my resume, you know I got this
_ _ Decent!
Holy fuck!
That sounded just like a real