Chords for Frank Zappa- Bobby Brown *Official Video*

Hey there people, I'm [C] Bobby Brown.
They say [Am] I'm the cutest boy in town.
[Dm] My car is fast, my teeth is shiny.
[G] I tell all the girls they can kiss my [C] hiney.
Here I am at a famous school.
[Am] I'm dressing sharp and I'm acting cool.
[F] I got a cheerleader here, wants to help with my [G] paper.
Let her do all the work and maybe later I'll [F] rape her.
Oh god I am the American dream.
[Em] I do not [Am] think I'm too extreme.
[Dm] And I'm a handsome son of a [G] bitch.
I'm gonna get a good job and be real rich.
_ _ _ [C] _ Women's liberation [Am] came creeping all across the nation.
[Dm] I tell you people I was not ready [G] when I fucked this dyke by the name of Freddy
[C] She made a little speech then, [Am] all she tried to make me say when
[Dm] She had my balls in her vice but she left the dick
[G] I guess it's still her thong but now it shoots too quick
[F] Oh God I am the American [Em] dream
But now I [Am] smell like Vaseline [Dm] and I'm a miserable [G] son of a bitch
Am I a boy or a lady?
I don't know which
I wonder, wonder, wonder, [C] wonder
So I went out and bought me a leisure [Am] suit
I jingled my change but I'm still kinda cute
[Dm] Got a job doing radio promo
[G] And none of the jobs can even tell I'm a homo
[C] Eventually me and a friend
[Am] Sort of drifted along into S&M
[Dm] I can take about an hour on the tower of [G] power
Long as I get a little golden [F] shower
Oh God I am the American dream
[Em] With a spindle up my [Am] butt till it makes me scream
[Dm] And I'll do anything [G] to get ahead
I'll lay awake nights saying thank you Fred
[F] Oh God, oh God I'm so fantastic
[Em] Thanks to Freddy [Am] I'm a sexual spastic
[Dm] And my name is Bobby [G] Brown
Watch me now, I'm going down
And [F] my name is Bobby [G] Brown
Watch me now, I'm going down
And [Dm] my name is Bobby [G] Brown
Watch me now, I'm going down