Frank Zappa - Dinah-Moe Humm Chords

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[E] I couldn't say [F#m] where she's coming [E] from, but I just met a [D] lady named [Am] Dinah Mohan.
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[E] She strolled on [F#] over, said, look here, Bob, [G] I got a $40 bill, say you can't [D] make me come.
You [B] just can't do it. _
[E] She made a bet with a [F#] sister who's a little bit [E] dumb.
She could prove it any [D] time, all [Am] men was scum.
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[E] I don't [F#] mind that you call me [G] a bum, but I knew right away she was really [D] gonna come.
So [B] I got down to it. _ _
[E] I whipped all [F#] my plumbers and sniffed my [E] thumb and applied [D] rotation on a sugar [Am] plum.
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[E] I poked and [F#] stroked till my wrist got [G] numb, but I still didn't hear no Dinah [D] Mohan.
_ _ [C] Dinah Mohan. _
[D] Dinah Mohan, [A] Dinah Mohan, where's [D] this Dinah Mohan coming from?
I done spent three hours and I ain't got a crumb from [A] the Dinah Mohan.
Dinah Mohan, Dinah [G] Mohan, from the [F] Dinah Mohan. _ _ _
Got [E] a spot that gets me hot, and you ain't been to it.
Got a spot that gets me hot, [A] and you ain't been to it.
_ _ _ _ _ You ain't been to it.
_ _ _ _ [Gm] You ain't been to it.
Oh [D] my God.
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[E] She looked over at me with a glazed eye and some low-vine perspiration on her upper lip area, and she said,
just get me wasted, and you're halfway there, cause if my mind's tore up,
my body don't care.
I rubbed my chinny-chin-chin and said, my, my, my, what sort of thing might this lady get high upon?
I checked out a sister who was holding the bet and wondered what kind of trip the young lady was on.
The $40 bill didn't matter no more.
When our sister got naked and laid on the floor, she said, Dinah Mohan ain't winning the bet,
but she could use a little help if I wasn't done yet.
I told [Em] her, it's because the sun won a place in the sky.
Won't [E] raise the girl's swim, I wouldn't give her a ride.
So I pulled on her hair, got her legs in the air, and asked if she had any cooties in there.
What do you mean, cooties?
No cooties?
She [Em] was buns up and kneeling.
_ [E] _ I was kneeling [A] and [Em] kneeling.
[A] _ _ [E] She surrendered to the kneeling, _ and she started into squealing.
_ _ _ [A] Dinah Mohan [Em] watched from the edge of the bed with her lips just a twitching and her face gone red.
Some drool rolling down from the edge of her chin [E] while she spied the condition her sister was in.
She quivered and quaked and clutched at herself while her sister made a joke about her mental health
till Dinah Mohan finally did give in.
But I told her, [Em] all she really needed was some [A] discipline.
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_ _ _ [A] Kiss my [Em] aura, _ Dora. _ _ _ _
Mmm, it's real Angora.
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[A] [Em] Would y'all like some aura? _ _
_ _ [Bm] Right here [A] on the floor.
And [Em] how about you, Fauna?
You want some? _ _ _
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_ _ [F#m] _ [Em] _ _ [A] _ [Em] _ _
_ _ Sound like you're choking on something.
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_ _ [Em] _ _ _ _ Did you say you want some aura?
Well, [D] here's some [Em] aura. _ _ _ _
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[E] _ _ _ _ _ [F#] Oh, sure, what?
You think I could interest you in a pair of zircon [D]-encrusted [E] tweezers?
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Tweezers.
Wait a minute, let me sterilize it.
Give me your lighter. _
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_ _ _ _ [E] didn't say where [F#] she's coming [E] from, but I just met [Am] a lady named Dinah Mohan.
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[Cm] _ [Gm] _ [F#m] _ [B] [E] She scrolled on [F#] over, said, look here, Bob, [G] I got a forty dollar bill, say you [D] can't make me cum.
[G] _ [F#] You just [B] can't do it.
_ [E] I whipped off [F#] a bloomers and stiffened my [E] thumb and applied [D] rotation on her [A] sugar plum.
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_ [F#m] _ [E] I poked [F#m] and stroked her, my wrist got numb and [G] you know, I heard some Dinah [D] Mohan.
some [C] Dinah Mohan.
[D] Dinah Mohan.
_ [Am] Dinah Mohan _ [F#] Dinah Mo
_ [Am] Dinah Mo [F#] Dinah Mo
and a little [Am] Dinah Moh.
and some D-I-N [A]-A-H Mo
[D] and [C] some Dinah Moh _ Dinah Mo
[D] a little [C] Dinah Moh _
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