Frank Zappa - Muffin Man Chords

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_ _ _ _ The Muffin Man is seated at the table in the laboratory of the Utility Muffin Research Kitchen.
_ _ Reaching for an oversized chrome spoon, he gathers an intimate quantity [A] of dried muffin
remnants [G] and, [F#] brushing his [F] scapular aside, proceeds [A#] to dump these inside of his shirt.
_ _ _ He turns to us and speaks,
_ [A] _ _ _ [Dm] Some people [G#] like cupcakes better.
[Bm] I, for one, care less [G#] for them. _ _ _ _ _
[A#] _ _ Arrogantly twisting the sterile canvas snoot of a fully charged, icing-anointment utensil,
he puts forth a quarter-ounce green rosette near _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ the summit of a dense but radiant muffin
of his own design. _
_ _ _ _ [F] Later he [G#] says,
_ [D] _ Some people, some people, [G#m] like cupcakes [D] exclusively, while myself, I say, there is not, nor ought
there [B] be, nothing so exalted [G#] on the face of God's gray earth as that Prince of [F] Foods,
_ [G#] the Muffin.
_ [F#] Girl, you thought [B] it was a man, [C#] but it was a muffin.
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_ _ _ [C#] _ He hummed around [B] till you found that he didn't [C#m] know nothing. _
_ _ _ _ _ [F#m] Girl, you thought it [B] was a man, but it [C#m] only was a muffin. _
_ _ [C#] _ _ The world's been stirred [B] and united as a [C#] result of him [C#m] stuffing. _
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_ _ _ [B] _ _ [F#m] _ Girl, you thought [B] it was a man, but [C#m] it was a muffin. _
_ _ [C#] _ Girl, [F#] cry, tears, [B] and midnight is here in [C#m] Sodom, him stuffing. _
_ _ _ _ _ [F#m] Bruce Fowler on trombone, [C#] Napoleon Murphy Brock on [C#m] tenor sax and lead vocals,
Jerry Bozio on drums, _ [F#m] Tom Fowler on bass, Lenny [B] Wally on slide, George [C#m] Snoop on keyboard,
Captain Bepart on [C#] vocals and soprano sax and [C#m] madness.
Thank you [F#m] very much for coming to [B] the concert tonight.
Hope you enjoyed [C#m] it.
Goodnight Austin, Texas, wherever you are.
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