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Yes, yes, _ _ _ yes.
Everybody got their Bibles?.
_ Yes, Nathan's gonna meet us at church.
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_ _ _ _ _ _ Come on, we gotta go.
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F# _ _ _ _ _ _ .
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_ _ _ _ _ _ I can't believe this.
I'm done.
I'm done with you.
I'm not dealing
B with you anymore.
G# A#m Sunday
F# morning, man, she
B woke up
F# fighting mad.
_ _ _ _ .
Bitch, it had been morning on and on about the time I had.
_ _ _ .
And by Tuesday you could say
B that girl was
F# good as _ gone.
_ _ .
And when Thursday came
B around I was
F# all alone.
_ _
B _ _ .
C# So I went for a drive to clear
F# my mind, ended
B up at a shit-ton of shit.
Can I get 20 on pump 7 and _ one of those number 9s?.
F# And I want a hundred bucks on a scratch-off ticket,.
bought two 12-packs and a tank of gas with it.
She swore they were a waste of
B time all, but she was
C# wrong.
_ _ _ _
F# I was caller number 5 on the radio station,.
want a four-day, three-night beach vacation.
D.
C.
Senorita
B fishing down in
C# Panama.
_ .
_ _ _ And I ain't gotta
B see my ex-future mother-in-law
C# anymore.
_ .
Oh, Lord, when it rains,
F# it _ _ pours.
_ _ _ _ _ .
_ _ _ She was sure real quick
B to up and
F# apologize _ .
_ when
B _ _
F# she heard about my newfound
B luck on that
F# FM _ dial.
_ _ _ And it's crazy how lately now it just seems to come in _ _ waves.
B _ _
F# What I thought was gonna be the death of me was my saving grace.
_ _ _ It's got me
C# thinking that her leaving
F# is
B the only logical reason.
that
F# I got the last spot in a Hooters parking lot.
And the waitress left her number on my check with a heart.
She picked up on the
B first ring when I gave her a
C# call.
_ _ _ And
F# I only spent five bucks at
B the Moose Club.
and
F# raffled what I used for a wheeler and three free passes.
for me and two of my
B buddies to play around and
C# call.
_ _
F# _ And
C# I ain't gotta
B see my ex-future mother-in-law
C# anymore.
_ .
Oh, Lord, when it rains,
F# _ _ .
_ _ _ _ _ it pours.
_ _ _ I've
G#m been on one hell of
F# a redneck road for three weeks now.
And it
G#m all started on
F# the day that she
B walked _ out.
_ _ Then
F# I won a hundred bucks on
B a scratch-off ticket,.
bought
F# two 12-packs and
B a tank of gas with it.
F# She swore they were a waste of time, oh, but she was
C# wrong.
_ _ _ And
F# I was calling number five on the
B radio station.
on
F# a four-day, three-night beach
B vacation.
F# in the D.
C.
senior
B education down in
C# Panama.
_ .
_ _ _ And I ain't
B gotta see my ex
F#-future mother-in-law
G#m anymore.
_
C# Oh, Lord, when it rains,
F# it _ pours.
_ _ _ _ _ _ .
_ When it rains, it pours.
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