C _ _
Am _ _
D _ _ _ _ .
C _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ .
_ _ _ _
D _ _ _ _ .
C _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ .
Martha Boothboy in
D the Game of Life,
C yeah yeah yeah yeah _ _ _ .
Andy Kaufman in
D the Wrestling Match,
C yeah yeah yeah yeah _ _ _ .
Anopoly 21,
D checkers and
C chess, yeah yeah yeah yeah _ _ .
Mr.
Fred Lassie in
D a breakfast mess,
C yeah yeah yeah yeah _ _ .
Let's play Twister,
D let's play Risk, _ .
C yeah yeah yeah yeah.
I'll see you in
Am heaven if
D you make the list,
C yeah yeah yeah _ yeah.
Am.
Now Andy, did you hear
G about this one.
_
Em.
Am Tell me, are you locked in the
G pond.
_
C _ _ .
Am Andy, are you cooping on
G Elf Estate,
C baby.
D Are we losing touch.
G _ .
If you
Am believe
Bm they put a
G man on the moon,
Am man on
D the moon _ .
G If you
Am believe
C Bm there's nothing up his
Am sleeve,
A but nothing at school _ _ .
C Horses went walking with
D the staff aboard,
C yeah yeah yeah yeah _ _ _ .
Newton got mean
D by the apple wood,
C yeah yeah yeah yeah _ _ _ .
Egypt was traveled by
D the horrible ass,
C yeah yeah yeah yeah _ _ .
Mr.
Charles Darwin
D had the ball passed,
C yeah yeah yeah yeah.
_ Now
Am Andy, did you hear about
G this one.
_
Em.
Am Tell me, are you
G locked in the pond _ _ _ .
Am Andy, are you
G cooping on Elf
C Estate, baby.
D _ Are you having fun.
_
G _ _ .
If you
Am believe they
Bm put a man on
G the moon,
Am man on
D the moon _ .
G If you
Am _
C believe there's
Bm nothing up
Am his sleeve, but nothing at _ school.
E _ _ _ _
D _ _ _ _ .
Em _ _ _
D Here's _ _ _ .
Em _ _ _ _
D _ _ _ _ .
_ _ _ _
C a little ad for the never
D believer, _
C yeah yeah yeah yeah.
_ _ Here's a little ghost for the
E offering,
D _ _
Am yeah yeah
C yeah yeah.
_ _ Here's a truck stop
D instead of St.
_
C Peter's, yeah yeah yeah yeah.
_ _ Mr.
Andy Kaufman's
D gone wrestling, _
C _ yeah yeah yeah yeah.
_
Am Now Andy, did you hear
G about this one.
_
Am Tell me, are you locked in
G the pond.
_ _
Am Andy, are you
G cooping on Elf
C Estate, baby.
D _ Are we losing touch.
_ _
G If you
Am believe
C they
Bm put a man
G on the moon,
Am man
D on the moon.
_
G If
Am you
C believe
Bm there's nothing up
Am his sleeve, but nothing at school.
_ _
G If
Am you believe
C they
Bm put a man on the
G moon,
Am man
D on the moon.
_ _
G If
Am you
C believe
Bm there's nothing up
Am his sleeve, but nothing at school.
_ _
G If you
A.
believe
C Bm they put a man
G on the moon,
Am man on the
D moon.
_
G If you
Am.
believe
Bm there's nothing up
Am his sleeve, but nothing at school.
_ _
Em _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ .
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ .
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N _ .