Extra!.
Dbm Extra!.
Some called them kings, others called them gods,.
but one thing everyone agreed on was that Tenacious D was
Gb more talented.
than
Dbm the Beatles, Stones, and Zeppelin
Am combined.
But when their film The Pick of Destiny
Em failed to perform at the box office,.
these two king gods
F tasted mortality.
Kyle couldn't take the pressure.
C There was no more Kyle.
He was only
Am Rage Cage.
It wasn't long before Kyle Gass was committed to an institution.
Em Meanwhile, Jack Black was
Bm committed to becoming insanely
Cm famous and successful.
I just called this
C press conference to let everyone know.
D that I am indeed the
C happiest and most fulfilled
Gm human
D who ever lived.
Am Thank you.
Jack, or
Bm Hollywood Jack as he likes to be called,.
Cm spends his time buying mansions, meditating with monks, and doing
Am lots of drugs.
Bm So will Jack Black and Kyle
Cm Gass ever reunite.
The
F answer, unfortunately, is a resounding no.
Eb Zero chance.
That's not opinion, that's fact.
Tenacious D
Bb is dead and gone forever.
Now let's check in
Gb with Mario.
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Gm _ _ _ .
_ _ _ _ _ I _ .
_ _ _ _
G _ _
N looked.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ .
C _ _ _ Scorsese square in the eye and he
Dm said,.
can I have one more take.
G And I
C shit you not, I say,.
I will not give you another take,
G Scorsese,.
D unless you tell me
G the story
Am of when
G you and
C Danini
G had your powwow.
_ Scorsasa.
All day long
C with Scorsasa.
And
D he looks at me and I look at him and we
Gbm just
F laugh.
Am _ .
_ _
Eb _ Excuse me, this is private property.
Jack, it's me.
G Kyle.
We were in a band together.
_ .
I'm sorry.
Excuse me.
Pemberton, can you please escort this
E riffraff from the premises.
No.
Jack,
Eb Jack, it's me.
Kyle.
G If I can't have you.
Ebm _
A _ Welcome.
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_
D _
N _ _ _ _ _ _ .
A _ _ _ _
Cm _ _ .
_ _ bullet for me.
Don't worry,
Bb Jack.
It was worth it.
See, I didn't take a bullet for
Fm you.
You didn't.
I took it for both of you.
For the D.
They're the reason I got in this
Cm crazy business.
Really.
Because you started with_.
Never.
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Am _ _ .
Goodbye, Jack.
No, Kyle, no!.
_ You remember that.
_ Of course.
Dm I'm sorry, Kyle.
I'm sorry for everything.
C I'm
G sorry too.
I'm sorry I tried to kill
C you.
I'm sorry I killed Buck Helmer.
F Whatever!.
That's not important.
Dm What's important is you and me.
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B _
Cm _
Am _ _ _
Bb _ _ .
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F _ _ _
C _ _ _ .
Bb It's now been three days since the hunt began.
Literally, we've
E been hugging for over one
F week.
These guys have
C been hugging now for more than two weeks.
I hope neither
Gm one of them gets an accidental boner.
Dm People are calling it the hug fell around
Bb the world.
And I'm happy to hear
Dm Kyle's out of the medical hospital.
The president has declared that marijuana
Bb is now legal.
All wars have ended.
Word has it that
D the two are now going back into the recording studio.
Yes!
_ .
_ _ Yes!.
Eb _ We're back and we're going to spread the magic.
Ready to bottle it.
Ready.
Do it.
Go.
_
E _
Eb D The D's back!.
_
G We're better than
B before!.
_ The D's back!.
The
D D's back!.
Bb _
Am E The
Db _ .
E D's good!.
_ _ Dude, we suck.
I don't remember anything.
I forgot how to sing.
What do we do.
Dude, if we're going
A to do this, come back and look at me in the eyes.
We have to trend.
_ We've got to be.
_ .
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ .
Em Am To be the
A best, we've got to pass the test.
We've got to make it all the way to the
E top of the mountain.
We can
Am do it again.
_ .
A To feel the high, we've got to learn to fly.
We've got to take it to the sky.
I'm the
E wings of an eagle.
You're the
Am best in the world.
_ .
_ You are the
G best, but you say you don't
Am know.
You've got the
G touch, not the quality.
Am You call it
G shots, but you know that you've
Am got to believe in.
The
E things that you're dreaming.
You
G should believe in.
D It's very revealing.
The
F power of you.
Is
C what you're feeling.
_
B You've got to believe.
_ .
_
E _ _ It's simply the best.
Cm.
Well, I guess I was wrong.
Jack
Fm and Kyle went back into the studio that day.
Bb 75 minutes later, they came out with a new album.
Ab However, it was awful.
75 minutes
Cm isn't really enough time to record an album.
That was incredibly dumb
Bb on their part.
But they played it for some friends and got good constructive
Fm criticism and tried again.
When they
Cm emerged, they had made the
Ab greatest album ever recorded by
C anyone.
Cm That's not opinion.
That's fact.
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