Word Crimes chords

G _ _ _ Everybody shut E _ up!.
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G _ Ab _ _ Everyone listen up!
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Hey!
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Hey!
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_ _ Hey!
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Hey!
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Hey!
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Hey!
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C If G _ _ _ you can't write in the proper way,.
If you don't know D how to conjugate,.
Maybe you flunked that class,.
And maybe now you find that people mock you on G class.
_ _ Ab Okay, now here's the deal, I'll try to educate you.
_ I'm gonna familiarize you with the D nomenclature.
Ab You'll learn the D definitions Ab of nouns and D prepositions,.
_ Literacy's your mission,.
C And G that's why I think this is a good time.
_ You'll learn some grammar,.
_ Not just grammar.
_ Work on that grammar, D you should know it.
Ab _ It's for a D few words,.
Like people who work,.
Em Never read that school,.
G I hate these word _ crimes.
Like I could care less,.
Ab _ _ _ .
G As you get your little D _ _ moron.
You better slow down,.
Gb And use the right pronouns,.
So the world you're in no plans.
G Say you got an IT,.
Followed by a possessive,.
Guess now what does that mean?.
You would not use it in D this case,.
As the possessive,.
It's the contraction.
_ What's the contraction?.
Well, G it's showing a word,.
Or a person,.
I think that's a Ab good one.
Okay, now here's some G more,.
Ab Syntax you always knew,.
D No X in Espresso,.
You're part of simple states,.
But I don't want your dreams,.
If you really want,.
Ab Leave out that Oxford D time,.
C Just G keep a minor B.
Who are you?.
Are words not letters?.
_ That is a chatter.
Ab You _ D should never, _ .
Write words with a number,.
_ Db Unless you're Ab seven,.
Am Or your name is G Prince.
These words _ rhyme,.
You really need a lift and drive,.
I mean the rhymes,.
Well D you should hire, _ .
_ Someone with a name,.
To help you distinguish,.
C Whether on birth,.
Even G if you're a bull.
One thing I ask of you,.
Time to learn your homophones,.
It has to learn,.
To die,.
Grandma spends two,.
Always say to whom,.
Don't ever say to D who,.
And listen up,.
When I tell you this,.
I hope you never use,.
Quotation marks for emphasis,.
You've finished second grade,.
I hope you can tell,.
It's not Em doing good,.
Or G doing well,.
To figure out the difference,.
D Irony is not coincidence,.
And I thought that you'd,.
Get through your school,.
I wouldn't make you rich,.
If anyone Ab was literal,.
But just now,.
You said,.
You literally couldn't get out of bed,.
Does that really mean,.
We want to literally,.
Slack C a girl for G her stupid head?.
I'll send you an email,.
If I got there, _ _ _ _ .
Your info there D is,.
Irony, _ _ .
_ It's really fantastic,.
That was sarcastic,.
C Such a randy G classmate,.
I hate these words, _ _ .
Your phose is dopey, _ _ _ .
_ Writing in most,.
D Horror lost, _ .
I say,.
Go back to preschool,.
_ Get out of that gene pool,.
I hate C these words,.
_ G _ Ab _ Never liked love,.
_ _ _ _ Really liked love, _ _ _ _ _ _ .
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