Ebay Parody Song - Weird Al Yankovic Chords

_ _ [F#m] _ _ [D] _ [A] Yeah, _
[F#m] _ a _ [D] _ _ [A] _ _
[F#m] used _ [D] pink _ [A] bathrobe, [F#m] a rare [D] mint snow [A] globe, [F#m] a Smurf _ [D] TV [A] tray _
[F#m] I bought [E] on [A] eBay.
[F#m] My house _ [A] is filled with [F#m] this crap, _ [D] shows [A] up in [F#m] bubble wrap _ [A] most every day.
[F#m] What I bought [E] on [A] eBay.
[D] Tell me why I need [E] another [F#m] pet rock.
[D] Tell me why I got that [E] Alf alarm [F#m] clock.
[D] Tell me why
I bid on [E] Shatner's old [A] toupee, [F#m] they had it [E] on [A] eBay.
[F#m] I buy _ [D] your _ [A] knickknack, [F#m] just check _ [D] my [A] feedback.
Knickknack [F#m] A++, _ _ [D] they all [A] say [F#m] they love me [E] on [A] eBay.
[D] Gonna buy a slightly [F#] damaged skull, [F#m] gonna [D] buy some beanie [E] babies new [F#m] with tags [D] from some guy.
I've never [E] met in [A] Norway, _
[F#m] found him [C#] on eBay. _
[F#m] I am the type who [A] is liable to snipe you [D] with two seconds left to [Bm] go.
[E] Whoa, [F#m] got faith, allergies, [A] whatever will please ya, [D] as long as I've got [E] the dough. _
[D] I'll buy _ [C#m] your [F#m] tchotchkes, sell [D] me _ [A] your [F#m] watch please.
[D] I'll buy.
_ _ [E] _ _ [A] _ _
[F#m] _ _ _ _ I'm [F#] highest [E] bidder.
Joke keeps [F#] arriving in [G#m] the mail, from [E] _ that worldwide [F#] garage [G#m] sale.
Pets of [B] Hazard Ash, Pet Troops of [F#] Hazard Ash [B] tray.
[G#m] I bought it [F#] on [B] eBay.
[E] Wanna buy a Pac-Man [F#] fever lunch [G#m] box.
Wanna [E] buy a case of [F#] vintage tube [G#m] socks.
[E] Wanna buy a Kleenex [F#] used by _ [B] _
[G#m] Dr.
Dre.
I'll buy it [F#] on [B] eBay.
[E] Wanna buy that Farrah [F#] Fawcett [G#m] poster. _
[E] _ There's dispensers [F#] and a [G#m] toaster.
Gonna [B] buy the kind of [F#] stuff you throw [B] away. _
[G#m] _ I'll buy [F#] on [B] eBay [G#m] what I bought [F#] on [B] eBay. _