If I Had Chords by Eminem

[F] _ _ _ _ Life, by Marshall Madler.
[Dm] _
What is life?
[Am] Life is like a big obstacle,
in front of your optical to [Dm] slow you down.
And every time you think you've gotten [Am] past it,
it's gonna come back around and attack you
to the damn [Dm] ground.
What are friends?
Friends [C] are people that you think are your friends,
but [Dm] they're really your enemies, your secret identities,
and the goddesses to hide their [Am] true colors.
[C] So when you think you're close enough [Dm] to be brothers,
they wanna come back and cut your throat
when you ain't looking.
[Am] What is money?
[Dm] Money is what makes a man act funny.
Money is the root of all evil.
Money will make them same friends come back around,
swearing that they was all way down.
[Am] What is life?
I'm tired [Bb]
of backstabbing [F] ass snakes
with friendly grins.
I'm tired of committing so many [Bb] sins.
I'm tired of always giving in
when it's bottling [F] Henny cans.
I'm tired of never having [Bb] any ends.
I'm tired of having skinny friends
that get soaked on [Dm] crack and [F] mini cans.
I'm tired of this DJ playing your [Dm] shit
when he spins.
I'm tired of not having to deal.
[C] I'm tired of having to deal with [Db] the bullshit
without grabbing a steal.
I'm tired of [B] drowning in my sorrow.
[Fm] I'm tired of having to borrow a dollar for gas
to start my [Bb] Monte Carlo.
I'm tired of [F] motherfuckers spraying shit and darting off.
I'm tired of jobs starting off at [Bb] 5.50. an hour then it's 4.00. when it's when I'm [D] smarting off. I'm tired of being fired every time I [Bb] fart and cough. I'm tired of having to work as a gas [C] station clerk for this jerk [Dm] breathing down my neck driving me berserk. I'm tired of using plastic silverware. [C] I'm tired of working at Builder's Square. I'm tired of not being [Dm] a millionaire. But if I had a million dollars, [Am] I'd buy a damn brewery [Dm] and turn the plant into alcoholics. If I had a magic wand, [Am] I'd make the world suck my dick without a condom on while [Dm] I'm on the jog. If I had a million bucks, [Am] it wouldn't be enough because [Dm] I'd still be out robbing armored trucks. If I had one wish, [Am] I would ask for a big enough ass for the [Dm] whole world to kiss. I'm tired of being white trash, broken on [Am] import. I'm tired of taking my bottles back to the party [Dm] store. I'm tired of not having a phone. I'm tired [Am] of not having a home to have one in if a date [Dm] happened on. I'm tired of not driving a BMW. [C] I'm tired of not working at [B] gym. I'm tired of wanting to be him. I'm tired of not sleeping without a towel and all [Am] being. I'm tired of not performing in the packed [Dm] coliseum. I'm tired of not being on tour. I'm tired [Eb] of walking the [F] same blind whore after working [Dm] the back of a contour. I'm tired of baking knots with a stack of [F] wands. I'm tired of having a lack of funds and resort back to guns. I'm tired of being stared at. I'm tired [Bb] of wearing the same damn Nike Air Hat. I'm tired of stepping in clubs wearing the same pair of lugs. [Am] I'm tired of people saying they're tired of hearing me [D] rap about [Bb] drugs. I'm tired of other rappers who ain't bringing half [C] as skilled as me saying they [Bb] wasn't feeling me or nobody's feeling me. And I'm tired of radio stations telling [F] bids. I'm tired of JV's saying we're hitting hot [Dm] lids. But if I had a million dollars [F] I'd buy a damn brewery and turn the planet into [Dm] alcoholics. If I had a magic wand I'd [Am] make the world suck my dick without a condom on while [Bb] I'm on the john. If I had a million bucks [F] it wouldn't be enough cause I'd still be out robbing all [Dm] the trucks. If I had one wish [Am] I would ask for a big enough ass for the whole world [Bb] to kiss. You know what I'm saying? [F] I'm tired of all of this bullshit telling [Dm] me to be positive. How am I supposed to be [F] positive when I don't see shit positive? You know what I'm [Dm] saying? Rap about shit around me shit [Fm] to see. You know what I'm saying? Right now I'm tired of [Dm] everything. I'm tired of all this clear-hating that's going on in my [Am] own city. [F] Can't get nowhere in play. You know what I'm [Dm] saying? But hey, it's cooled [Am] up. You know what I'm saying? [Dm] It's fed up. _ My [F] word. _ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _ [Am] _ [Dm] _ _ _ _
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